Colin O'Clock

@colinoclock.bsky.social

370 Followers 516 Following

Magic the Gathering Creator and Player - Lover of Jank - Commander, Limited, Oathbreaker, Pendragon, Cube - Proud Dad - (He/Him)

Elemental
Token Creature — Elemental

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature and return target card named Rekindling Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

0/1
Illustrated by Jason Rainville

A mug with a different "BUTT FROG" that is flipping both middle fingers, head turned over shoulder, shoing their butt that says "FUCK YOU" under it.

An MTG Arena video of Tony Stark being countered by Voracious Great Shark..
Words flash in
"You've Been
Tony (Stark is erased by)
SHARK'D!)

and then an animated Voracious Greatshark eating Tony Stark jumps across the screen eating him and splashing in the 'water' with the Arena Victory screen popping up.

A blank and white print of a cheeky frog from behind with big butt cheeks, looking back smiling and waving. It says "BUTT FROG" above it and "ALL GOOD" below it through a window with a sign that says "HANDMADE"

A wild board state in a Rosnakht deck

Mages' Contest
{1}{R}{R}
Instant

You and target spell’s controller bid life. You start the bidding with a bid of 1. In turn order, each player may top the high bid. The bidding ends if the high bid stands. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. If you win the bidding, counter that spell.

Illustrated by Bradley Williams

Kill Switch
{3}
Artifact

{2}, {T}: Tap all other artifacts. They don’t untap during their controllers’ untap steps for as long as this artifact remains tapped.

Success is largely a matter of knowing which lever to pull.

Illustrated by Brian Snõddy

The poster for John Dies at the End bit the two main characters are replaced by grogu and the mandalorian and the title is Grogu Dies at the End

Spin doctors cassette tape against a white background

Krothuss, Lord of the Deep
Color Indicator: Blue and BlackLegendary Creature — Kraken Horror

Flying

Whenever Krothuss attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that’s a copy of another target attacking creature. If that creature is a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent, create two of those tokens instead.

3/5
Illustrated by Matt Stewart

Some white markings resembling parts of letters over the redacted black box blocking the words on Mark's tee shirt.

Kumail Nanjiani holding a task standing next to a tshirt launcher with the caption "Cube is good."

Taskmaster title screen reads "Cube is good." In typewriter type font on the bottom over a picture of an egg woth gregs face drawn on it in a red and white striped egg cup with a tiny white shirt and worm next to it on a table

Selfie woth Rev, Tithe Extractor and Dionus, Elvish Archdruid

Jumblebones!

Legendary token

2/1

This creature cant block

When it leaves the battlefield.

Return card named ozox

From graveyard to hand

2/1

"Fun Guys" - jumpstart theme card with a big and little fungus marching through the forest. My face, painted like a zombie has been superimposed on them. The big guy lookimg happy, the little guy looking excited and maniacal

Heartless Act
{1}{B}
Instant

Choose one —

• Destroy target creature with no counters on it.

• Remove up to three counters from target creature.

“Put a muzzle on him!”
—Si Wong Sandbender

Illustrated by Sylvain Sarrailh

Triclopean Sight
{1}{W}
Enchantment — Aura

Flash

Enchant creature

When this Aura enters, untap enchanted creature.

Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.

Illustrated by Scott Hampton

Slumbering Trudge XG

Creature - Plant Beast

This creature enters with a number of stun counters equal to three minus x. If it entered with a stun counter, tap it.

6/6

Selfie holiding a protect trans youth sign with my oldest

Selfie holding lgbtq flag with trans flag included at a large gathering for Trans Visibility

Kill Switch
{3}
Artifact

{2}, {T}: Tap all other artifacts. They don’t untap during their controllers’ untap steps for as long as this artifact remains tapped.

Success is largely a matter of knowing which lever to pull.

Illustrated by Brian Snõddy

Fleem's giant dopey-smile head on top of Krang's robot body flexing hid arms and ready to take on the saltiest of Brawl opponents lol

Moonsnare Prototype
{U}
Artifact

{T}, Tap an untapped artifact or creature you control: Add {C}.

Channel — {4}{U}, Discard this card: The owner of target nonland permanent puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Illustrated by Fariba Khamseh

This is a chocalate cake with choclate icing. There is a small white border of icing and white icing as a decoration that looks like a paper banner. The bunny plainly says "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY." in all caps. There are brown, white, and black "balloons" (Ferrero Rochers) hanging from white icing streamers off the banner.

Poison Dart Frog beats Tibybones
Syr Ginger beats Ameoboid Changeling
Fleem Beats Regal Bunnicorn
Potato art Anger beats Shroofus

Fleem beats Anger
Frog beats Ginger

Fleem beats Frog and is crowned champion of the lil guys

The scene from Little Mermaid where they are about to kids in the boat except its Darigaaz and Griselbrand holding reach other and Momir Vig takes the place of Flounder in the water making a warer fountain around them.

God Eternal Domri 4GR

Legendary Creature- Zombie God

When God-Eternal Domri Enters the battlefield, destroy all
artifacts. For each artifact destroyed this way, create a
4/4 Beast token.

When God-Eternal Domri dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner’s library third from the top.

"Not even death could stop the End-Raze"

8/4

Dungrove Elder
{2}{G}
Creature — Treefolk

Hexproof (This creature can’t be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Dungrove Elder’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control.

*/*
Illustrated by Scott Chou

Very Cryptic Command
{1}{U}{U}{U}
Instant

Choose two —

• Switch target creature’s power and toughness until end of turn.

• Target creature can’t be blocked this turn.

• Draw a card. If that card’s art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.

• Assemble a Contraption.

Illustrated by Wayne England

The card Rules Lawyer but the name is crossed out and says "Max Mana, JD" and super type "Legendary" has been added and the silver border is colored in black

Rules Lawyer
{3}{W}{W}
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Advisor

State-based actions don’t apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don’t lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren’t destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren’t put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren’t put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don’t put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren’t removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)

1/1
Watermark: Order of the Widget

Illustrated by Sean Murray

Demonic Junker
Artifact — Vehicle

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs less to cast for each artifact you control.)

When this Vehicle enters, for each player, destroy up to one target creature that player controls. If a creature you controlled was destroyed this way, put two +1/+1 counters on this Vehicle.

Crew 2

DANDAN NOODLES 🌶 (a cropped shot of a menu item for $15 with a great description!)

Udon noodles in a spicy, savory sauce with gingery work + kimchi topped with green onion, sesame seeds + peanuts.
(In italics:) Szechuan sauce can cause a tingly, numbing sensation on your tongue
Vegan without pork!

The black silhouette of a family of 4, the two tallest in the middle, flanked by Littles on both sides, the one on the left carries the shadow of a huge stick, set to an almost black nighttime background with rays of dim orange yellow light backlighting them

Mole Module
{5}
Artifact — Vehicle

Menace

Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among them onto the battlefield.

Crew 2

6/6

Gif of me being launched off the bottom of a steep slide with a ramp at the bottom, framed by the mtg card Launch Party

Launch Party
{3}{B}
Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.

Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.

Life’s too short to not do the things you love.

Illustrated by Lucas Graciano

A stack of bundle boxes on top of deck boxes

Selfie with a foil Bloomburrow uncut sheet behind me

Brad is pasted over Jin's art, throwing uo a peace sign it says " "Don't worry about it... its progress. - Brad Probably " under him.

Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
{5}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor

Whenever you cast an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Whenever an opponent casts an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell, counter that spell. This ability triggers only once each turn.

5/5
Illustrated by Ai Nanahira

Star wars meme with younger Anakin and Padme in a field except its Brad with Padme

Brad: "I took Hullbreaker Horror out of a deck today. Are you proud of me?"

Padme: "And you put in a less toxic card, right?"

Brad: *Looks contemplative*

Padme:"right?!..." (looking worried)

MTG Arena draft screen of a victory with one life left. Opponent has a bunch of huge creatures with one blocker up. Died at -2 with The Neutrinos pumped by Raphael, Most Attitude who has menace.

Moxfield title header with deck name "Get In Losers, We're Going Attacking!" with the art from The Neutrinos in the background, celebrating in a car

Mycosynth Lattice
{6}
Artifact

All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types.

All cards that aren’t on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.

Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.

Illustrated by Anthony S. Waters & Cara Mitten (misprinted)Mycosynth Lattice
{6}
Artifact

All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types.

All cards that aren’t on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.

Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.

Illustrated by Anthony S. Waters & Cara Mitten (misprinted)

My face, facepainted as Donatello has been superimposed over the Donatello in the art flying on a rocket board

Donatello, Way with Machines
{2}{U}
Legendary Creature — Mutant Ninja Turtle

Flying

Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Donatello.

“Unfortunately, the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being velocity challenged.”

1/2
Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov

Selfie, facepainted as Donatello with Donnie action figure, the common, uncommon Fonnie MTG cards and Mikey & Don mtg cards

Me smiling with a TMNT prerelease kit in an LGS

Silent Hallcreeper
{1}{U}
Enchantment Creature — Horror

This creature can’t be blocked.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, choose one that hasn’t been chosen —

• Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

• Draw a card.

• This creature becomes a copy of another target creature you control.

1/1
Illustrated by Inkognit

Art replaced with the album art for I'm Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams by Diarrhea Planet
[Diherrea] Planetary Annihilation
{3}{R}{R}
Sorcery

Each player chooses six lands they control, then sacrifices the rest. Planetary Annihilation deals 6 damage to each creature.

“The better you understand how a planet is made, the better you understand how one is unmade.”
—Ulix, Eumidian terrademolitionist

Illustrated by Cristi Balanescu

Art replaced with album cover for Heavy Days by Jeff the Brotherhood

[Jeff the] Brotherhood's End
{1}{R}{R}
Sorcery

Choose one —

• Brotherhood’s End deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

• Destroy all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

The brothers’ rivalry escalated into all-out enmity, and Tocasia paid the price.

DailyMTG Story Spotlight

Illustrated by Bryan Sola

Art changed to the Merriweather Post Pavillion album cover.

[Animal] Collective Voyage
{G}
Sorcery

Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player searches their library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way, puts them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles.

Illustrated by Charles Urbach

All Will Be One (with TMNT art)
{3}{R}{R}
Enchantment

Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, this enchantment deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.

Illustrated by Esau Escorza & Isaac Escorza

Thunderscape Apprentice
{R}
Creature — Human Wizard

{B}, {T}: Target player loses 1 life.

{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

1/1
Illustrated by D. Alexander Gregory

Aura Blast
{1}{W}
Instant

Destroy target enchantment.

Draw a card.

“None of your history books mention me?” laughed Daria. “They will now.”

Illustrated by Ron Walotsky

Devouring Strossus
{5}{B}{B}{B}
Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Flying, trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.

Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate this creature.

9/9
Illustrated by D. Alexander Gregory

Bog Imp
{1}{B}
Creature — Imp

Flying (This creature can’t be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Don’t be fooled by their looks. Think of them as little knives with wings.

1/1
Illustrated by Christopher Rush

Valentine card with the MTG card Platinum Angel

"Baby, you are my Platinum Angel... because with you, I can't lose!"

A commander deck in clear sleeves being flipped through to show all the cards are double faced cards, including lands.