ColinShark

@colinshark.de

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Shark on the Internet 🩈 NSFW / 18+ only. '96 he/him pfp @caramelscomics.bsky.social | banner @gene-sprout.bsky.social

A 1962 Ferrari 250 GT Berlinetta Lusso speeding through a flower field, the road and background is motion-blurred from the speed of the car.
Screenshot of an online order. It reads Order Summary. Serpent Plush times one. Plushie Only. Estimated Shipping September 27, 2026.
In-game screenshot from Forza Horizon 6, showing a Nissan GT-R with a livery showing Asuka from the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise. The car is speeding along a drag-strip with spectator stands blurred in the background.
colin getting head-pat
Video from Smiling Friends, Season 2 Episode 3. The scene is of Mr Boss handing Alan a small figurine of Mr Boss.
Discord Screenshot of two messages. Rowan writes: "What's going on with discord... crying emoji" My reply: "why, what's happening now? lul emote" My reply is displayed in red text, indicating some issue with Discord.
BlÄhaj caged up at IKEA
BlÄhaj wiggle
Night-time photo of an empty plaza in front of the CCH (Congress Center Hamburg)
Cropped screenshot of the Escape from Tarkov post-death menues, showing the damage taken on what bodypart and by which caliber. The list has four entries for "5.45x39 mm BT gs", one entry for "7.62x25mm TT LRN" and six entries for "7.62x25mm TT AKBS".
Photo of my bed with two BlÄhaj shark plushies
Headshot picture of my shark holding a mug of hot chocolate. Artwork drawn by Hanya-Lex two years ago.
Domain registry information. Registered with Alibaba Cloud Computing Ltd, in June 2025.
A small pile of lego, not sorted.
Screenshot from JoaquĂ­n's newletter email. It reads "Book updates. Leave me alone! I just published Book 4!"
Screenshot of the "System Information" on Windows. It shows the OS Name being "Microsoft Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC".
In-game screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A, showing the player character standing with a very tall Alpha Lucario behind him.
In-game screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A. The player character is standing wide-legged with a cross-armed striking pose. In front of it is the Pokemon Riolu jumping with a fist raised in the air, celebrating.
Kal looking to the right, holding his hand up as if presenting something. Above his hand floats a GIF of a Blahaj shark plushie spinning in place.
A very well cuddled BlÄhaj that is almost entirely defluffed right in the middle, posed as if to have a broken spine.
Screenshot of Lawn Mower Simulator
Two shark plushies/beanbags with their snouts touching. The left one is pink, the right is blue.
Shark tooth
Portrait Photo of the Radisson Blue hotel, with the registration queue strung across the plaza in the foreground.
A lit up CCH against a dark-ish early-evening sky.
Photo of the Congress Center Hamburg, in anticipation of the crowds of the Eurofurence starting tomorrow.
Game Screenshot showing a customized MAN truck. Attached is a Special Transport trailer loaded with a CZ Locomotive. In the background is a warehouse lot.
still screenshot from kearamr's viral "christmas, just a week away" tiktok video
One of my BlÄhaj plush sharks laying on my bed with a latex suit wrapped around it.
Emoji combination of the shark emoji and the zzz emoji.
My shark throwing a wink to the viewer, tongue stretched out, a cheeky expression on his face. The background has a repeating "happy birthday" written on the entire canvas.
Regenbogen Sticker. Aufschrift: "Die besten PlĂ€tze fĂŒr AfD-Politiker sind Wahlplakate. Dort sind sie tragbar, gerĂ€uschlos und leicht zu entfernen. - Frei nach Loriot"
My Shark posing in a black latex suit.
Photo of my bed with fresh sheets. Two BlÄhaj are laying in the bed, one halfway covered by the blanket.
Preview window of a URL via a "URL Check" app. It displays the go.bsky.app redirect link, which adds a bsky referrer to urls that are opened via bsky.
Frontal photo of the CCH (Congress Center Hamburg)
Me laying on my bed wearing a latex suit, showing a peace hand sign in front of a BlÄhaj that's laying on top of me
My "clothes chair". An assortment of BlÄhaj, towels and my pillow and blanket all piled on an Ikea chair.
View of my sharks lower back and butt, a harness strung over the cheeks and cuffs around the wrists on the back
Photo of a restaurant table. There are two tablets each with a burger, fries and a soft drink.
BlÄhaj Ikea shark plush laying on a bed, a folded up latex suit laying on top of the shark.
CPU "Up time" display on Windows Task Manager. The timer reads 12 days, 23 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds.
A bus stop with the glass panels on the sides smashed to pieces.
Spotify Daylist; titled "amped shibuya punk wednesday early morning". The subtitle continues; "Here's some shibuya punk, amped, bjj, bachelor party, circuit training, lyricist - inspires by your listening on Wednesday early in the morning".
A folded up 5€ bill
Very red cocktail that I forgot the name of. Lots of alcohol, and ice, and a decorative slice of orange.
Photo of the Congress Center Hamburg, the location for the Eurofurence.
photo of my pink blahaj wearing an ikea collar
Notification list for my FurAffinity account. Including over 202k quite-unquote unread submissions
a folded-up latex catsuit, a small blahaj laying on top
Picture of my legs resting on top of my desk. I'm wearing black-white striped thigh high socks. Next to my legs is a steering wheel clamped to my desk, the monitor in the background showing several trucks parked next to each other.
Pictured are two large bins at an IKEA, both filled with BlÄhaj. Big ones in the front, small ones in the bin further back.
Meme, Drake's Hotline Bling. Drama is facing away from the caption saying "LaTex", a markip language for mathematical equations. He is facing towards, approving, of the caption "Latex", the rubber garment.
black and white sketch of my shark presenting his teeth
black/white sketch of my shark, showing his massive chompers to the viewer
A pink BlÄhaj Ikea plush shark, wearing a custom Ikea collar.
my shark character holding up New Years sparklers, surrounded by a festive chain of lights in front of a plain blue background