colinstu

@colinstu.birdbutt.com

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Feral Bald Eagle, 33 M Pan He/him/they/them. Mostly on Mastodon at https://birdbutt.com/@colinstu & more links there!

Me, an intellectual, judging people for making the same mistake I recently learned to stop making
I hate texting someone something freaky at night and they reply in the morning like it's still the vibe. shut up. the sun's out. I'm pure again.
Side A: seven tally marks Side B: a zillion tally marks "both sides" meme bro: "See? Both sides do it. There's literally no difference between them"
From a 1989 Ram D250 Cummins Turbo Diesel MotorWeek video review, a YouTube comment with 1,000+ upvotes says: "This video smells like cigarettes and a cup of Hardee’s coffee at 7:30am waiting for the hardware store to open."
Northern Cardinal
A screenshot of a dude climbing into the driver seat of a car, from the video: 1989 Chevrolet Corsica 5 Door Sedan | MotorWeek Retro Review
When the weather is nice outside: *woman with eyes closed, smiling, face towards the sun and nose tilted upwards on a nice looking day* “smells like daydrinking”
BMW E39 Touring / Estate
Buick Roadmaster and Chevy Caprice made a huge long station wagon. This one with faux wood paneling wrap decal on it.
Two parents play a game with their kid, causing them to laugh at the funny situation occurring. One presses the top of a water bottle against their own forehead and angled like it’s draining into them, and as all three link hands (kid in middle), the water “flows” through all of them, and “out” of the mouth of the other parent. (Water was prev stored in their mouth and squeezed out to perform this illusion).
screenshot from Imgur comments section from a post that was of a child laughing, they read: "That child's laugh was the best thing ever." by MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis with 46 upvotes "Well, my day just got a whole lot better" by SouthFLHitNRun with 3 upvotes (misc commentary: are the usernames a plea for help? rofl)
gratuitous detailed matte painting clip from SpongeBob where proto Patrick lifts his lips and exposes his hot juicy smelly gnarly teeth and gums.
Friendly reminder that Legality is not equal to Morality Legal: Holocaust, Slavery, Segregation Illegal: Hiding Jews, Freeing slaves, Protesting racism Never use The State as a metric for ethics
“Hey careful man, there’s a beverage here!” as the dude is shoved into a limo with his White Russian
a screenshot from the game: Papers, Please
Legom basically orgasming as she finds out someone enjoys eating her eggs
"stalking"? i was just educating myself on your lore (A picture of a cute kitten looking at you)
Chicken tongue
A remote for a reclining chair, with buttons for reclining up and down, individually controlling the back and leg portions, as well as preset buttons of “Sit” “TV” “Sleep” and “ZG” which is obviously from World of Warcraft (srsly wtf is ZG actually here??)
A Google docs file named “the end” created by me nearly two years ago
Text on top of text because fuck your eyeballs or usability etc
When you don't know what the fuck you're feeling anymore so you just lay there and feel nothing
A&W root beer and two patty full burger and fries and a hotdog with bacon and cheese and onion
Addison station sign from Chicago IL
let's blaze up some catnip
Keep out
Tulin fursuit
Music goin on and folks dancing. The security people were smiling at the happy scene.
45min line for pre reg Onsite reg was zero line…
10” deluxe pizza Somehow both soggy and crispy at the same time. Way too much $
A blank movie theater screen
Penis statue