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Kinda ok Trans Rights Personality: PXJT he/him

A round peg is labelled "Well known nameplates" The round hole "Sport sedan" Rectangular hole "two door convertible" The half round hole "Hot Hatch" The square hole "two row crossover" I wonder which hole they'll pick...
Still of the classic Spiderman animated TV show. Spidey barely shoulders above an office desk. A framed photo of J. Jonah hangs on the wall behind him.
A black and white photo titled British Battleships in St. John's Harbour depicting British battleships in St. John's Harbour circa 1901. Taken from the dock, a large four funnel warship is pictured in the middle of the harbour with smaller one and two funnel ships in the background. A small (by comparison) two masted sail boat sits in the foreground.
The Muppet gonzo saying "My answer is no. Good day."
An unsuspecting soviet missile guard is about to find out what a 3-1/8" socket can do.
Six sheep laying together on brown early spring grass. Five have tan fleeces with dark heads. The one black sheep lays in the middle of the group with a white stripe down her face.
Comic panel of just the coolest dude ever. He's got everything. Popped polo collar, shutter shades, short spiked hair, lower lip bite, single finger gun. Just so unbelievably cool. For real
A six panel Cyanide and Happiness comic A human cries "Gasp! An alien" The green alien replies "not just any alien. I'm a personal space invader!" The alien then shuffles in very close to the human who remarks "Golly. That sure is uncomfortable"
Six Shetland sheep, five beige one black all covered in snow, wait impatiently for their evening grains.
The text "TWENTY SAUSAGE ROLLS FOR DINNER" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
Dick Van Dyke executing his Standing Medium Kick. The red hitbox covers his extended right leg and his hurt boxes cover his torso and left leg.
Plastic Man pours white powder from a box into his extended lower jaw. The box is labelled: powder that makes you say "yeah" He's saying "yeah"
A piece of thin walled half inch tube with three to four inches of spotty welds going up the side. They are not pretty.
A long thin piece of lumber runs off the table of a small 6" jointer. The whole setup is set about 15 degrees to the left to avoid the table saw on one side and mitre saw on the other. An ancient shopvac sits below, gamely trying to manage the dust.
A dual H-O scale railway with a green Canadian National diesel locomotive hitched up red open top bulk cars. It is modelled as a small inlet with a fishing village. The background board continues the appearance of the rocky shore going out to sea.
A, quite frankly, delicious looking sheet pan pizza. Pepperoni, pickles and mozzarella, if you're curious.
A boiling pot of maple sap on an electric stove. After boiling off most of the water on a burner outside, I bring it inside to finish.
A mighty pile, that is five four-foot logs, of pine and a cute as a button 12 inch DeWalt electric chainsaw
2 Mello's latest vinyl release, a translucent red and blue set of records for Sounds of Tokyo-to Future. Sitting under them is the mixed blue/green vinyl release of Memories of Tokyo-to
A steady drip drip drip of maple sap flowing down a metal spile into a blue plastic bucket.
A small white, very tube-like dog. No feets, no legs, just ears and toob
A silver 17mm deep socket that has been, let's say creatively, modified with an angle grinder.
A small grey parakeet labelled "me" drinking a bright green liquid with a straw from a hurricane glass labelled "that gay shit" with the caption BIG SIP
A wood stove full of logs cheerily burning away.
A person in a ballistic helmet with just a small eye slit holds a pistol by their head, pointed towards the sky. The text reads: I do not know who I am... I don't know why I'm here All I know is that I must kill p.s. they have the trigger discipline and finger placement of an orangutan
A three quarter view of a NASCAR stock car in the game Forza Motorsport 6. The livery is teal and maroon, like the Planet Express Ship. It has the Planet Express logo on the hood, is numbered 7/8 and has various Futurama brand decals, like Molten Boron and Arachno Spores.
Meme with a Deadly Voltage warning symbol and a casket Text: Uh oh, you made a serious fucky wucky. Now you have to get the in forever box.
A small white dog with a red collar on a brown couch. She appears almost completely tubular with her feet tucked under her. Just her big ears and fluffy tail sticking out.
A pumpkin jack-o'-lantern. It's terrifying. Definitely not a scared little guy.
A brown CN branded H-O scale box car is halfway down a white 3d printed rerailer ramp. This helps get the bogies aligned with the tracks.
A single old Yew tree stands in the middle of an abandoned cloister. Photo up from ground level through one of the stone arches.
A perfect golden brown loaf of crusty bread on a cooling rack. It's round and has a domed top with just a few dark toasty spots, for character.
A chicken pot pie with a beautiful lightly golden brown crust. The top is smooth with five small vents cut in the centre.
Four small sheep in a hay filled pen. Two are lightly coloured with darker heads and two are almost all dark, one with white splotches on her face.
Homemade maple syrup evaporator made from an oil drum sits just inside an open garage door with two pans of sap boiling on top.
A milk crate full of maple tapping buckets and tools.