Colorado Crocodile

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Authoritarian regimes don’t have legitimate elections. America isn’t beautiful anymore. FDT No DMs please.

A bunch of goons celebrating an old man’s ability to bang a gavel.
Screenshot of the arcade game Turbo Street Fighter 2 with Ken giving a congratulatory peace sign while Guile “takes a nap.”
An “I did that” sticker with the likeness of the orange felon points to octane 85 gasoline with a price of $4.899 per gallon.
A view with mountains in the distance and an intersection of roads much closer, just after sunset.
Map of the United States from around 1863 clearly showing Virginia on the wrong side of history.
Cow cat Ranger sleeps while others are awake in his throne.
A local police camera tower rests amongst the cars in a hardware store parking lot.
Two small white wildflowers bloom from grass-like leaves. Each flower is six white petals with a yellow center.
A white bowl houses a brick red mixture of meat, veggies, noodles, and cheese. One slice of buttered bread enters the fray upside down.
The original Swalwell apology, rewritten with the middle paragraph first. Third paragraph omitted. First sentence moved to last.
Multiple pink/purple lilac panicles nearing their peak interspersed with green foliage on a bright sunny day.
Murderer Jonathan Ross, still on the loose.
This photo shows a bitch pointing a finger at a camera. His entire body is covered in fascism; only his soon-to-be-dead eyes peek out from his pussy costume. A logo says he’s police, but he helped murder a nurse in cold blood. Therefore, not police. When you see him, make sure to run him over again and again and again. Keep him alive, though, so he can watch his iv keep him alive and horizontal for the next 45 years while no one ever comes to visit him in the hospital.
A view of the Pacific Ocean. A partially obscured sand path leads down a dune onto a beach below. Three beach goers and a dog can be seen in the distance.
Image is a screenshot of the phrase “Africa oil production by country,” with Nigeria leading the pack, according to the posted answer.
Closeup of an unknown moth plunging its head into a withered snapdragon bloom.
Just after a rainstorm, this photo shows a narrow paved road bending down and to the left out of sight from the viewer. To the right, an almost endless valley containing a golf course, hundreds of suburban homes and tiny roads ends abruptly with a ridge entering the photo from the right. Front Range Rocky Mountains in the far off distance to the left, while a menacing gray cloud lingers overhead.
This photo taken from a rural road shows a small pack of elk foraging grass with a couple of house in the distance. The caption reads “I ran into some elk the other day. Not literally.”