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Committing the sin of empathy. Father of Eleanor. Paralegal by Day/Actor by Night. He/Him

A poster for MY DATE WITH THE PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER (1998) dir. by Alex Zamm. Will Friedle and Elizabeth Harnois are sharing a soda while President Dabney Coleman looks on.
A poster for THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (1990) dir. by John McTiernan. Sean Connery’s face in portrait over a red filter is next to a silhouette of a submarine under the Communist Party symbol.
A poster for MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS (1944) dir. by Vincente Minnelli. Judy Garland in standing in a turn of the century white dress with hat and parasol with a silhouette of the 1904 World’s Fair in the background. Tom Drake and Judy are also featured in portrait to the left.
A poster for AMERICAN GRAFFITI (1972) dir. by George Lucas. There are characters and scenes from the movie drawn in caricature. The tagline reads “Where were you in ‘62?”
A poster for A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (1992) dir. by Penny Marshall. Baseball cards of Geena Davis, Tom Hanks, and Madonna are hovering above a women’s baseball team celebrating.
A poster for NATIONAL TREASURE (2004) dir. by Jon Turtletaub. Nicolas Cage with a map on his back is looking for something offscreen to the left while torches and skulls surround the Declaration of Independence.
A post for THE PARALLAX VIEW (1974) dir. by Alan J. Pakula. A man is silhouette is being assassinated in mosaic of the American flag. The tagline reads "As American as apple pie."
A poster for DICK (1999) dir. by Andrew Fleming. Michelle Williams and Kirsten Dunst, dressed in patriotic lingerie, are facing the camera in the foreground while the White House is in the background
A poster for BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY (1989) dir. by Oliver Stone. Tom Cruise is wearing an Army helmet and an American flag is superimposed over his face
A poster for JAWS (1975) dir. by Steven Spielberg. A woman is swimming at the top of the water while a large great white shark is facing her from below. The tagline reads “The terrifying motion picture from the terrifying No. 1 best seller.”
A poster for OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN (2013) dir. by Antoine Fuqua. The White House is on fire and the American flag falls to the ground. There are military helicopters in the upper left. The tagline reads “When the flag falls, a nation will rise”
A poster for the movie US (2019) dir. by Jordan Peele. The poster features Lupita Nyong'o in a red jumpsuit and fingerless gloves crying while holding a mask of her own face.
Boba and Anakin, just being dudes