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Fish Pudding recipe from an alleged cookbook of an alleged delicacy.
From a cookbook called Norwegian recipes. MEAT SALAD (KJØTTSALAT) 1 C. julienne strips cooked beef, veal or lamb 1 C. julienne strips baked or boiled ham 1 T. onion, minced 6 T. salad oil 2 T. cider vinegar 1/2 tsp. pepper 1 tsp. parsley, minced 1/4 C. heavy cream or dairy sour cream 1 hard-boiled egg, sliced 1 pickled beet, sliced Mix cut meats with onion. Beat together oil, vinegar, pepper and parsley. Stir cream into dressing. Mix with meats, combining lightly. Garnish with sliced egg and beef. Makes 2 or 3 main dish salads.
A pie chart showing the respective kit makers for all 48 nations in the World Cup.
A wheel of Jasper Hill Whitney alpine-style cheese.
A man is seen wearing his Tony Soprano Tuesday’s best
Anthracite Grey Benno Remi Demi with panniers and front cargo basket/bag.
Ostensibly John Travolta looking like a lesser IRGC commander or a mullah. He looks like he’s was cast as a young Ayatollah Hameini for a biopic that was straight to streaming on Tubi.
A glass bottle of orange Fanta
A BK logo template that reads POLLO ASADO That's the chicken.
A Benno Remi Demi e-bike with front rack and bag and rear panniers.
Tim Heidecker announcing he’s secured peace between God and Satan on the debut broadcast of Woke InfoWars.
pastorsteveokeke 23h & Threads BUILD with BOLDNESS, break BARRIERS, banish BITTERNESS, become BETTER, and let your BREAKTHROUGH speak. 1 1 Top v View activity > seventornados 3h You turn me on when you talk like that. Rearrange my guts sir. HeCrush Tuesday
An uncut batch of Butterscotch Bacon Blondies.
Mason Verger from Hannibal, played by Gary Oldman.
Being insulted by Martin Luther ergofabulous.org In appearance and words you simulate modesty, but you are so swollen with haughtiness, arrogance, pride, malice, villainy, rashness, superciliousness, ignorance, and stupidity that there is nothing to surpass you. From Against Latomus, pg. 160 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32 Insult me again* *Entor/Roturn
Two Hebrew national all beef wieners, wrapped in uncured bacon with cheese and spicy Crema
During a City Council meeting on Tuesday, though, Mayor Paulette Guajardo balked at that proposal. "I could never support that, to turn someone's water off," she said. She suggested making the household water cuts voluntary instead of mandatory.
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THE ORGANIZING COMMITTEE OF THE BEIJING E-TOWN HALF MARATHON AND HUMANOID ROBOT HALF MARATHON 9 BEIJING This robot finished a half-marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds. It looks like Tom Servo.
The chairman from Iron Chef presenting the secret ingredient for the competition: E.T. dead in a river.
FC Heidenheim Chief Trainer Frank Schmidt and his trademark busted neck spine.
Lown 1.fcunion Stadion An der Alten Försterei UNSE GOUNION a raisin KUNION "I've noticed the sexist comments. But, I refuse to give these voices a platform. For me, this is solely about leadership quality - and we are fully convinced that Loui is up to the task. I find it absurd that we still have to justify this in 2026. We're talking about a highly competent leader here. We at Union stand united behind this decision and will do everything in our power to ensure that this is no longer a topic of discussion in the future. All of this is simply embarrassing." HORST HELDT 它 7,307 1 235 < 170 215
A very white Jesus wearing teal lensed aviators saying so there was the only white dude in Jerusalem
An abstract landscape painting in a palette of red, white, and blue, with black and greyscale.
A map of an 11.11 mile bike ride through the Minnehaha Creek Trail down to Bdote.
A screenshot of a typical retail unit of Gjetost, the Norwegian cheese made from cow and caramelized goat milk. When wrapped and stickered for sale, this funky cheese looks like a bar of Gold Dial soap.
A screenshot of a fellow’s 8 mile bike ride (7.59 but close enough for the first longer ride since October).
The Onion @theonion.com NBC Producers Deny Using Al In New Series 'Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show' theonion.com/nbc-pro... DETECTIVE FIREMAN LAWYER CHICAGO LOS ANGELES SHOW BC NBC Producers Deny Using Al In New Series 'Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show' NEW YORK-Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday t... ~theonion.com
A screenshot of the Apple Music player, showing a song by Goose remixed by Dan the Motherfucking Automator.
A sketch from 2008 depicting John McCain hinting at the sole foreign policy objective of the GOP.
Notification Center 16 BBC News 3m ago Jeremy Bowen: Attack on Iran creates a dangerous moment, but US and Israel see an opportunity not to be missed
The Twin Peaks opening title sequence that just says CREAM PIE.
A Minneapolis pre-storm sunrise looking east down 38th Street to the ADM facilities at 38th and Hiawatha.
A screenshot from FlightAware showing the State Patrol helicopter directly above my building.
A still of Homer Simpson, who appears to be making the sound of an F about to come out of his mouth.
From porn hubs map of number one video searches by state. Minnesota’s top search is mutual orgasm
A man with two thumbs up, circa 2011.
A dorky white man in his early 40s wearing a t-shirt featuring the periodic table of the elements and holding up his Chemistry textbook. The t shirt reads I wear this shirt periodically. Circa 2015.
An AI rendering of Bob Dylan, I guess?
Swallowed Up in the Joy of Christ 8 Picture it is a goofy looking white minister looks like a prosperity theologian who’s probably gotten swallowed up in something who knows what but you never can tell
A still photo of Paul Allen, the Vikings and KFAN announcer, showing him as the giant goober that he is.
A fundraising text for Act Blue using the murder of Alex Pretti as a pretext for urgency. Fuck ActBlue.
Greg Bovino in a Nazi-chic trench coat and scarf.
meninblazers • ••. Mirror NEWS CELEBS FOOTBALL LIFESTYLE MORE V Macclesfield owner bought FA Cup heroes on Rightmove after four-day Ibiza bender Macclesfield secured a 2-1 win over Crystal Palace in the FA Cup on Saturday - as the holders tumbled out of the competition - before Rob Smethurst opened up on how he bought the non-league club. • View 3 Images
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DONT TREAD ON ME Dr Stumpy @dr-stumpy.bsky.social Follow #KnowWhy|WasntShotToday? Because instead of attacking ICE officers with my vehicle I went to work 10:53 PM • Jan 7, 2026 1
A map showing my proximity to George Floyd Square and today’s murder of a Minneapolis citizen by a fascist from the Trump regime.
A bowl divided into three sections. Half of the bowl is Good Mother Stallard beans with cotija and hot sauce, the other half is half wild rice and half braised veg.
It says my word for 2026 is fuckwad
Lin-Manuel Miranda appears to be looking at a picture on someone’s phone through a TV screen
A picture of homemade caramel corn
Lemonheads it's a shame about Ray It's a Shame About Ray (30th Anniversary Edition) The Lemonheads Rock • 1992 • ^v Lossless
Lemonheads it's a shame about Ray It's a Shame About Ray (30th Anniversary Edition) The Lemonheads Rock • 1992 • ^v Lossless