Coltan Compton

@coltanscolors.dftba.social

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he/him. NerdfArtist. Certified Goober. DFTBA.

Illustration of John Green holding a slice of pizza while driving a pink 1950s convertible. In the background, each letter of the word PIZZA is placed on a hill, stylized like the Hollywood sign.
Illustration of “I’m a nunca slopper” text. “I’m a” is written in 8-bit style font. “Nunca” is made up of blocky letters with a 3D effect. “Slopper” is stylized as a continuous tongue extending from a mouth. Saliva drips from the tongue.
Illustration of a space scene flowing from the tip of an intergalactic indigo sharpie. The Orion spacecraft floats past the moon with Earth visible in the distance. “Intergalactic”is written below image.
Illustration of black cat wearing purple wizard robes decorated with stars. The feline looms over a fish bowl with a yassified fish inside.
Illustration of John Green with a mustache wearing a red space suit reaching out to a gooey floating slice of Pizza. The cheese on the slice spells “Pizza”. Behind the astronaut, a crab with glasses (Crank Green) watches in awe in a floating angular enclosure.
Illustration of Spider-Man swinging and saying “Go home, Frank!” to silhouetted figure in foreground.
Illustration of Josh Scherer and Hank Green looking disgusted at a hot dog with no toppings. Josh grips the hot dog while Hank points at it. Ask Hank Anything written above in ketchup style font. Checkered picnic tablecloth background.
Illustration of Dr. Robby from The Pitt and Steven Universe in the art style of Steven Universe. Steven shows an apprehensive Robby his healing saliva as they prepare to operate on a patient.
Comic book style illustrations of Jason Mantzoukas and Hank Green with hands outstretched. Jason’s hand has a sniffing dog nose, and Hank’s hand has boba flowing out of it into a beverage. “Ask Hank Anything” text in comic book font being electrocuted.
Illustration of carrot waving Hammer and Sickle flag with the sickle being a carrot
Sketch made by Ella during Our Findings segment of project for awesome with a stick figure standing and the floating SpongeBob meme photoshopped over a stick figure laying horizontally.
Illustration of yassified Hank Green as a merman. “Manic Pixie Fish Boy” text above.
Illustration of John Green wearing wig and glittery pants
Illustration of Crank Green playing a guitar with music notes above spelling P4A
Sketch of anthropomorphized Earth wearing boxing gloves and punching
Ice Climbers from Super Smash Bros battling ice agents. FUCK ICE! text in the background.
Screenshot of part of Project for Awesome BlueSky post that reads “Your battery %, your past P4A character: 1-20%: Jarrod”. Phone battery at 8% in corner.
AHA (Ask Hank Anything) Fan Club illustration based on the Garfield Fan Club vintage shirt. Hank Green is in the center drawn like a human character from Garfield and gives a thumbs up.
Five decorated holiday cookies: pizza cookie, Samus Aran cookie, dinosaur cookie, LEGO classic space cookie, and No Edge Hank Green cookie.
Screenshot of METROID: LIFE section of the Metroid productivity tracker. The box next to the cell labeled “Goal 1” is checked and highlighted in green, revealing “MISSILE EXPANSION” in the Orange highlighted cell below.
Screenshot of Mission Log section of Metroid productivity tracker. There are four columns labeled “Task/Event”, “Date”, “Est. Time”, and “Status”. The first row contains example values under each column: “Work thing”, “12/2, “1 hr”, and “Complete”. The row is highlighted in green.
Screenshot of Metroid productivity tracker. The box next to the cell labeled “Hour 2” is checked and highlighted in green, revealing “Missile Launcher” text in an orange highlighted cell below.
Screenshot of METROID: WORK section of Metroid productivity tracker. There are five columns, each labeled with a day of the week. The box next to the cell labeled “Hour 1” is checked and highlighted in green, revealing “Morph Ball” text in the cell below.
“Mam Daddy” sticker on water bottle
Illustration of Hank Green wielding hammer from The Clashteroid Clash of Clans ad. Bolts of lightning erupt from the weapon, while blue streaks represent falling asteroids in the background.
Art of Slippy Toad from the Star Fox franchise striking a pose. In the background, an arwing speeds towards an Andross-esque floating head of Donald Trump, ready for the fight ahead!
Cookie cake with John Green’s mustachioed face and PIZZA written with icing.
Illustration of car passing by two giraffes doing who knows what. Speech bubble with text that reads “SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!”
Illustration of rain falling on a soaked John Green
Hank and John Green illustrated in the style of characters from A Goofy Movie. A sign in the background reads “World’s Largest Ball O’ Yarn”, which Hank gestures towards. John looks onward excitedly.
Pencil sketch of of Pizza John
Cosmic Pizza Bird Pizzamas shirt. Gooey pizza bird with mustachioed face in the center.
Pizza Fighters Pizzamas shirt. Galaga-esque pizza fighter jet faces against a formidable mustachioed boss.
Cloud John Pizzamas shirt. Pizza John takes the form of a pink, fluffy cloud.
Pizza Lucha Pizzamas shirt. Pizza John as a luchador.
Cloud John Pizzamas shirt. Pizza John’s mustachioed visage takes the form of a swirling pink cloud along with the “PIZZA” text beneath.
YouTube thumbnail of John Green wearing a short-sleeve button-down shirt covered with pink clouds.
Quadragocon 2025 t-shirt design. A green dragon with crossed arms breathes fire onto text that reads “QUADRAGOCON”. Beneath is “2025” written on an unrolled scroll. Encircling the dragon are 14 icons representing the 14 events in this year’s Quadragocon.
Illustration of a raccoon wearing a cowboy outfit riding a dog and bursting through the Dear Hank and John logo
Illustration of an angry rooster with the head of Hank Green. The phrase “Cock Blarnet” surrounds the irritated creature.
My bean (Jimmy Bean) from the Focus Friend app holding a glass of water and standing on a circular rug of the solar system.
YouTube streamer Ludwig rubbing his eyes after being told by Hank Green that the digestive system is a tube of outside that runs through the inside.
Illustration of turtle wearing a spacesuit on the moon. A sea turtle inspired spaceship launches in the background.
Illustration of Dave Green, a largemouth bass wearing a black cap and name tag that reads Dave G. MANAGER.
Illustration of John Green running, pulling open his shirt like Clark Kent to reveal a Pizza John shirt underneath.
Cloud pizza John as a button down t-shirt
Steve from Bigtop Burger flying like Superman. Below, characters from the show exclaim, “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Steve.”
Pizza John as a swirly pink cloud.
Illustration of green frog in a bread bowl filled with tomato soup.
Claude AI logo. It looks like a butthole.
White outline of a person walking. Their body is filled with stars, the sun, and the Earth. A fart comes out of their butt, represented by four lines and a star between each line.
Picture from 2018 of Hank Green getting sprayed in the face with Champagne
Illustration commemorating 10 years of the podcast Dear Hank and John. In the lower right quadrant, Hank Green wears a yellow spacesuit and grips a bottle of champagne, its contents erupting from the bottle and sending him backwards through space. The upper left quadrant, John Green runs through grass wearing a black and yellow soccer kit. The planet Mars is in the bottom left corner, while a soccer ball is in the top right corner. Each are followed by a looping stretch of rainbow. The yellow outline of the frame contains the text of the introduction to the podcast, which reads: “Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John! Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank. It’s a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and bring you all the week’s news from both mars and AFC Wimbledon.” The circular logo for Dear Hank and John is in the middle of the picture and is preceded by a “1”, representing 10 years of memorable episodes.
Elon Musk tweet edited to say: Time to drop the really big gazoonka: @realDonaldTrump is in the gazoonkas.That is the real reason they have not been made nublic. Have a nice day, DJT!
An illustration of John Green driving a pizza shaped race car on a segment of a beach. Hank Green flies above in a Pelican-inspired vehicle. NERDRIDERS is spread in blue text on the bottom edges of the beach. Crank Green, a red crab with glasses, jumps with fury in the distance.
Screenshot of YouTube thumbnail for “An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) Final Race with healthbars 2/2
P4A Drawfee sticker perk. The sticker on the left says “imagine a bread” with what looks like a raccoon carrying a croissant. The bottom sticker is none other than Honk Green with text that reads “pass the 3 usb-c cables”. On the top is a sticker of a pelican and text that says “point yourself toward the stars”. The right sticker is, and I’m not making this up, a grumpy moose with alligator head antlers, hooves, and a tail. It holds its human hand outstretched, the palm of which contains a miniature banana.
Illustration of a big turtle and two small turtles with text that reads “You’re turtley awesome!”
Jack Black and Casey Abrams’ faces pressed together and staring deeply into each other’s eyes following their performance of “Fat Bottomed Girls” from the season 10 finale of American Idol.