Combat Parapsychologist

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Hot rod!
Man holding a drum
An orange cat staring at a box turtle.
Google search results for Millard Fillmore but it’s a photo of Harry Truman
A crisp giant sunflower head
Honestly if you’re blind you won’t need this photo anyway. But it depicts someone attempting to rack the charging handle on their AMERICAN rifle the SOVIET RUSSIAN way, thereby allowing us to out him or her as a spy.
The view out my back door, where you can see large machinery destroying my treeline and displacing all my tree friends.
Classic tweet from Elizabeth Hackett: Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in the back seat, “I’m GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!”
News channel KCTV 5 reports that official FIFA World Cup merchandise in Kansas City features the St Louis Arch
Kramer says “UFC 250 is in a couple weeks. That lawn is going to be filled with sweat, half naked men.” George replies “ Wha-? For Pride Month?” Kramer replies with a serious look “No.”
CIA Spy Training board game “Project CIA”
Four images of short strips of rubber tubing with nails and screws stuck through them “homemade tire deflation devices”
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" - BUT IN DUNE
James Jesus Angleton recites poetry on my fridge two snaps “who what where why nervous secret paranoid please do not panic the new normal is a neurotic nightmare”
Memri post, two frames, first frame: the main character, SpongeBob, lives inside a giant pineapple. Second frame: how do you think he acquired that house? Through jihad.
Book cover text only, Supplying War: Logistics from Wallenstein to Patton by Martin van Creveld
Harvest time for sweet potatoes. A bin of yams and a stretch of torn up dirt.
Nose tapping secrecy
A wheel and a gadget.
Ritter doesn’t like it when we talk to the news about covert programs.
Let’s all go to the banks and ask for our money back, the look on the economy’s face will be awesome!
A hat with a bunch of fresno peppers overflowing it
Orange cat on his back doing a stretch next to my yoga mat.
Doge in tacticool goonery with text Charlie’s gone man, I’ll be outside, good luck (referring to Charlie Kirk)
Movie cover for Predator 2(1990) starring Danny Glover who is totally not too old for this shit
Book cover How to Lose the Hounds by Celeste Winston, the title repeats multiply down the front, reddish letters on black background, fragments of the letters in the title progressively disappearing through the iterations until the subtitle is revealed, “Maroon Geographies and a World Beyond Policing”
Silver 2002 Toyota 4Runner pulled into a bay at the mechanic’s to get inspected.
Two huge zucchini and a boot
Movie poster for The Siege starring Denzel, Annette Benning, Bruce Willis, Tony Shalhoub. Depicts the US Army marching across the Brooklyn bridge with the tag line “on November 6th our freedom is history”
R9X Hellfire “knife missile” Just before impact six blades shoot out of the side of missile
“Are miniature war games a form of idolatry? r/Christianity
George and Dick from Newhart sitting on a couch. Dick reads a magazine while George looks at him suspiciously.
Use your skinny dino grabber and take that cop’s gun he doesn’t need it and he can’t be trusted with it
Orange cat flopping around
Shirtless, mulleted steroid “actor” Andrew Bryniarski, in excellent 1993 football drug flick The Program
A knitting needle with a few rows of knitted yarn on it
Screenshot of a Facebook post from the group “That wasn’t very “gray man” of you” with Dale Gribble in only his underwear, a bandana covering his face, and a hat, smoking, with caption “how I wake up know WE ain’t fuckin going to El Salvador”. He has a pistol tucked in his underwear and an AK47 propped against a wall nearby.
White man drinking a Budweiser shooting a Mac 10 with text on image “I’m not going to fuckin El Salvador”, captioned with “I am completely normal and can be trusted to comply with federal agents”
Peach cat playing with beads
This is the library bitch! We clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to bible study!