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I'll write something up one of these days. Probably.

Cartoon illustration, bottom of left of image: JD Couch Fcker Vance wearing grey suit red tie holding a mountain dew and pointing behind himself with his thumb says "they're just crazy cat ladies" Top right: Kamala Harris wearing black suit lav-blue shirt is riding in on a snarling tiger labeled women voters
Screenshot of YouTube Video: Afroman's Lemon Pound Cake (Official Music Video). Specifically to show current view count: 3,249,183 https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si=6nx_-TB9eqoTPb3_
Two images, on left side: - Small yellow 1990s-era Komatsu excavator working to clear sand from [mostly cropped out: the red/marine-blue bow of the 200,000-tonne 400-meter-long Ever Given container ship, which was wedged in the bank of the Suez Canal] - Right side: Map-illustration image, Strait of Hormuz flipped upside down [as the shape of the Omani Musandam Peninsula somewhat resembles a ship's (Ever Given) bow]
A small yellow 1990s-era Komatsu excavator working to clear sand from the red/marine-blue bow of the 200,000-tonne 400-meter-long Ever Given, which was wedged in the bank of the 2021 Suez Canal (Operator Abdullah Abdul-Gawad worked 21-hour days and became a viral symbol of the March 2021 Canal blockage)
The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point guy wearing a red Curtis Sliwa beret https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/
Text: "BREAKING, JD Vance's illegitimate son found living in squalor" Image: filthy stained torn dark grey 3-cushion, which are missing, couch with a little ivy growing on it abandoned in an ally
Image: cover of a (golden light-dark honey colored background and yellow font) "Honey Nut CheeriHOs" cereal box. - Tiddy shaped red breakfast bowl filled with tiny tiddies. - Flying Big Naturals Bee holds a huge wooden honey dipper
Distracted Boyfriend Meme (see Wikipedia link below), updated with boyfriend JD Vance checking out a the pretty sexy turquoise/teal tufted couch with dark brown brown legs strutting by, while his disgusted (boring, human, long haire brunette in light blue tank top) girlfriend glares a "wtf?!" at him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distracted_boyfriend
A small coyote pup held in the arms of a man in a long sleeved light blue plaid button up shirt
ClickHole's "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point" neme guy (balding man squinting somewhat intently, thin-lipped, in front of a blurred background) wearing a Sliwa-trademark red beret
A single AZ Javalina, family/herd out of frame, investigating a rocky flower bed of bloom-less Iris leaves looking for anything edible. They aren't picky. Javalinas are stocky, pig-like animals covered in coarse, salt-and-pepper fur and have a distinct collar of white hair around their necks. They have a pig-like snout, short legs, and large canine teeth that protrude from their jaws. A key feature is the scent gland above their short tail, which gives them a musky odor and is used to mark territory. Note: the adults are ugly but the babies are adorable. Beware, mom will charge at you if you get near them though!
Image: a left hand, wrist and few inches of arm stretched out towards and about 3-4 inches away, for comparison, to an almost same sized big beautiful tan-brown-black hairy tarantula, chillen on a green/gray stucco wall on an Arizona summer night
George Hamilton, American Actor, salt and pepper hair brushed back rocking a "pencil mustache"and a smile. Wearing a pinstripe suit with a white shirt and a diagonally striped tie, circa 1973. Getty images
Image: Zohran style campaign poster, vivid blue background, yellow font with orange shadow effect Text: TIME FOR Schumer to RETIRE
Image: Zohran Mamdani's old-school Bollywood style campaign poster. Vivid blue background, bold yellow text with an orange drop shadow effect Text: TRUMP for CUNTS in memory of Janey Godley, Scottish stand-up comedian, actress, writer and political activist
The outside of the White House has "The Presidential Walk of Fame" in gold script letters. There are gold framed portraits under the letters.
Text: 🎶 I fucked the sofa! But I did not fuck the ottoman 🎶 Image: shmarmy bearded faced JD Vance wearing a cheesy shiny grey suit, white colored shirt and medium purple tie"
Image (top): The arms rests of two medium-tan (human skin-toned) leather couch pushed together. The combined shape of which look like 2 legs and a booty (lol) Image (bottom): JD Vance face on the body of a Black man (Anthony "Spice" Adams, who other meme) wearing a yellow jacket, rubbing his hands and licking his lips.
Twitter screenshot of Derek Guy (Menswear Guy) D: I think this is he official tartan of the smurfs clan [Image, split] Left: seen from the mid-waist up, Gavin Miles McInnes, Canadian far-right ahole and founder of the Proud Boys, white dude with white/grey greased-back hair and stupid looking goatee wearing ugly blue tartan print suit jacket, pink shirt matching blue tie, sitting at a desk speaking into a microphone Right: 6 blue smurfs, including Poppa, in front of a mushroom house https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_McInnes
2 kitties"fighting" over drinking out of the faucet. They have fresh water bowls but still beg for extra fresh faucet water every day. Literally sitting in the sink pitifully loudly meowing until they get their way, which they regularly do. I put a big bowl below the faucet to catch the water to reuse in the garden and turn on a trickle for them to lap. Here you see our sweet big fluffy grey/white long-hair boy looking at me despondently begging me to "do something!", sitting on the counter right next to the sink, bc his tiny lil light-grey short-haired sister kicked him out, which he always let her do.
Image (Illustration): Background: Black sky with pink clouds. Foreground: A woman, seen from mid-thigh up, with long wavy light-colored hair, wearing a pink short sleeve button up blouse and long teal skirt is laying on the light blue rocky ground on her left side. She's been impaled by 10 long swords from her neck, breast, arms to upper thighs. Black blood pools below her. She's holding her phone up towards her face, eye closed, with her right hand TEXT: EVERYTHING IS FINE
I ain't reading all that I'm happy for you tho Or sorry that happened
Red cloth fitted baseball cap (Trump hat) with white embroidered words: XXV (25th) Amendment Section IV (4)
Herd/family of Javalinas investigating a leaf compost pile under a tree. Appearance: Peccaries have a pig-like appearance with coarse hair, a large head, and a circular snout. Teeth: They possess spearlike canine teeth that are visible through their lips.
Red baseball cap with white lettering that reads "Trump a Pussy Ass Bitch" Hat (intended) tip to the lovely "filthy mouthed" (approvingly) Chrissy Teigen (2019) https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/sep/09/trump-chrissy-teigen-john-legend-twitter-criminal-justice-reform
Image of Kenvue's stock (KVU) dropping to a new 52 Wk low of $16.97 USD −1.37 (7.47%) today
In a brown river surrounded by jungle a beautiful Jaguar, tawny fur with dark rosette fingerprint-like patterns and whose golden eyes seemingly stare into the camera as it's powerful jaws chomps on a caiman's (large crocodilians) head and it's paws/claws wrap around its torso
A large (15.74''x 7.87) 3-compartment wood charcuterie board that absolutely looks like a curved dick and balls, penis head and all. Walmart suggests it would make a great Mother's Day gift 😂 and "can cater to all your various needs"
Little 8-9 yr old Hispanic boy wearing a red shirt expressively stares at a big ass pile of onions on a grill
Image: Person holds up smarrphone to TV Screen The person TV, Lin-Manuel Miranda, has a concerned expression on their face as they "appears" to read the horrors on their smartphone Tldr: WTF?!
Meme Top of image, text: 🎶I fucked the sofa! But I did not fuck tht ot-to-man🎶 Below text: JD Vance wearing his very punchable man baby face with a beard and shiny dark grey suit jacket with a crooked purple tie
Map of AZ population density https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Arizona
Image: Tweet, Christine Teigen, 8 Sep 2019 Text: Lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.
Image: Screenshot of a Tweet 2019, from Christine Teigen Text: lol what a pussy ass bitch *More context: https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/02/pussy-ass-bitch-trump-chrissy-teigen-congress.html
Population density of Arizona by census tract as of the 2020 U.S. census. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Arizona_population_density_2020.png#mw-jump-to-license
Christine teigen Tweet: Lol what a pussy ass bitch. (Cropped)
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…. and we will deserve it,” - Graham Tweeted in May 2016
I ain't reading all that I'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
Text: Chairy, I have to warn you about JDVance. This is serious Image: Pee-wee Herman (wearing light grey suit, white sneakers) standing next to me bending down to tell/warn Chairry (very large light blue anthropomorphic arm chair. She has large eyes, a mouth between the cushions and armrests that hug Pee-wee Herman) that JD Van e is a couch fucker
Scottish stand-up comedian Janey Godley gives a high-five to a police officer as she holds a sign in protest stating "Trump is a runt" on the beach outside near Trump Turnberry Luxury Collection Resort during the U.S. President's visit to the United Kingdom on July 14, 2018 in Turnberry, Scotland.
MEME. Text: "C'mon, Do Something..." Image: original, illustration of the White Ninja character poking a dead fish with a stick. In this image the dead fish is replaced with a medical illustration showing plaque ("Cholesterol)" buildup in ("Trump's arteries")
Image: upper-right half of image is JD Vance, from mid chest up, wearing dark blue suit with white colored shirt and red tie with his head turned looking towards his left, smiling Lower-left half of image is Matt Gaetz, from the neck up, mouth open, looking dumb or drunk Vance text: I fucked a couch Gaetz text: how old was it Context: JD Vance is a couch fucker and Gaetz is teen-child rapist.
The Pickelhaube (German: [ˈpɪkl̩ˌhaʊ̯bə] ⓘ; pl. Pickelhauben, pronounced [ˈpɪkl̩ˌhaʊ̯bn̩] ⓘ; from German: Pickel, lit. 'point' or 'pickaxe', and Haube, lit. 'bonnet', a general word for "headgear"), also Pickelhelm, is a spiked leather or metal helmet that was worn in the 19th and 20th centuries by Prussian and German soldiers of all ranks, as well as firefighters and police
A small-adult javalina* standing in a flower bed, surrounded by 2 ft high large leaves, facing the camera. *Peccaries: wild pig-like animals with a pronounced snout, coarse salt-and-pepper hair/bristles. Avg 3ft lng and weigh 40 lbs. Live in herds. Omnivores. They can identify each other by their strong odors (seriously, they stink).
image of President Donald Trump appearing to yell at a child, Frank "FX" Giacco, as he mows the White House lawn.
Headline: Twitter is fun again Subhead/Joke: DO NOT show this couch to JD Vance Image: Burgundy and peach/pink shiny (pleather?) L-shaped couch with 5 head/neck area cushions that look remarkably like giant labia majoras and minoras.
Fri, 6/27/25 2:10ishpm. Table view of U.S. Indices losing value after Trump announced he cancelled trade talk with Canada
Text Bubble above image of JD Vance: "I fucked my couch" Text Bubble above image of Matt Gaetz: "How old was it?" Image Description: top right corner, JD Vance mid-chest up, looking to his left. Wearing blue suit jacket, white shirt, red tie. half Image: Bottom left corner Matt Gaetz, from the neck upn, looking dumb
Text at top of image: BREAKING: JD Vance's illegitimate son found living in squalor Image: dark grey 3-seat couch, stained, torn up, missing cushions, abandoned outside Context: JD Vance is a couch fucker
A tanish hairyish bigish spider chillen on a pale green stucco wall below an amber-tinted bulb waiting for dinner. The amber-bulb, which is supposed to deter bugs, made the spider blend into the wall and I didn't notice it until it moved
Coyote pup my uncle found on the side of the road, wrapped in his jacket
A close up picture of a brown/auburn furred fox kit held in the crook of the arm and being petted by a man wearing a long sleeve grey blue button down shirt
JD Vance holding the hand of a woman and also checking out a pretty turquoise couch he wants to fuck
Elon Musk's 4 yr old son X Æ A-Xii picks his nose while standing next to Trump in the Oval Office?
Image: Pres Joe Biden speaking in front of a microphone wearing a black coat, aviator sun glasses with his right arm raised to the side Chyron Text: NEWS Hoes Mad
Image: Poseidon, with Joe Biden's face, Olympian god of the sea, storms, earthquakes, and horses, shirtless, surrounded by a stormy season, big wave, animals Text: Joe Poseidon only uses his powers during hurricane season
Image: black and white Illustration of 2 T-Rex dinosaurs looking up at the sky as a meteor heads right towards then Text: "maybe it won't be so bad"
Text: Breaking: JD Vance's illegitimate son found living in squalor Image: a dark grey couch, filthy, stained, ripped, missing cushions, abandoned outside Context: JD Vance is a couch fucker