Commie Commander

@commander4all.bsky.social

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Leftist MTG Commander enthusiast. Advocating for collective play and making EDH accessible for all. Power to the player Commander-4-All. #CommieCommander

The image is a two-panel meme featuring Geordi La Forge from Star Trek: The Next Generation. The top panel shows a picture of Geordi holding up his hand as if to say "stop." The accompanying text on the right reads: "REFUSING TO READ MAO, CASTRO, AND STALIN BECAUSE MY UNITED STATES EDUCATION TAUGHT ME NOT TO." The bottom panel shows a picture of Geordi pointing forward decisively. The accompanying text on the right reads: "READING MAO, CASTRO, AND STALIN TO SEE WHAT THE UNITED STATES EDUCATION WAS HIDING.
A four-panel meme is divided into two rows and two columns. In the top left panel, a black and white photo shows Ernesto "Che" Guevara looking forward with his right hand raised, as if to say, "stop." In the top right panel, a gradient-colored background (pink to purple to blue) contains white text that reads, "haha, MAGA voted for all this terrible stuff happening to them." In the bottom left panel, a black and white photo shows Guevara smiling and making a hand gesture as if to illustrate a point. In the bottom right panel, the same gradient background contains white text that says, "capitalism manufactured consent for their vote."
Query successful The image is a two-panel meme using a reaction image of a man, from the movie They Live, removing and putting on a pair of sunglasses. Top Panel: The left side shows the man removing his sunglasses, looking surprised. The right side has the text "GUN CONTROL." Bottom Panel: The left side shows the man putting his sunglasses back on, looking serious or concerned. The right side has the text "IF WE MAKE PUSH OWNING A GUN AS A RIGHT WING DISEASE WE PREVENT ARMED POPULATIONS AND TURN LIBERALS AGAINST LEFTISTS."
A two-panel meme featuring a black-and-white photo of Che Guevara. * **Top panel:** Che Guevara is shown with his left hand raised, palm outward, as if in a stopping motion. The text next to him in a gray box reads, "FDR saved the working class!" * **Bottom panel:** Che Guevara is shown smiling and making an "okay" gesture with his right hand. The text next to him in a gray box reads, "FDR saved Capitalism."
Attacking others over AI isn't a defense of art or labor; it's a defense of your position within an exploitative system threatened by capital's next logical step. That's not solidarity; it's petty-bourgeois anxiety.
The image is a scanned document, likely a declassified intelligence report, with some handwritten annotations and highlights. The paper has a slightly off-white, aged appearance. At the very top, in a small, dark font, it reads: "Approved For Release 2008/02/26 : CIA-RDP80-00810A0006000360009-0". Below this, centered on the page, is a large, bold title in all caps: "INFORMATION REPORT INFORMATION REPORT". Directly beneath this, also centered, is "CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY". The words "CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" are highlighted in yellow. Below the agency title, there's a block of text in a smaller font: "This material contains information affecting the National Defense of the United States within the meaning of the Espionage Laws, Title 18, U.S.C. Secs. 793 and 794, the transmission or revelation of which in any manner to an unauthorized person is prohibited by 25X1". The "25X1" is in a faint, blocky font. Further down, the word "SECRET" is centered and underlined. A table-like structure follows with two main columns and several rows. * **Left Column (Labels):** * COUNTRY: USSR * SUBJECT: Comments on the Change in Soviet Leadership * DATE OF INFO.: [empty box] * **Right Column (Labels):** * REPORT [empty box] * DATE DISTR.: MAR 2 1955X1 (The date "MAR 2 1955" is highlighted in yellow, and "25X1" is faint next to it.) * NO. OF PAGES: 2 * REQUIREMENT NO.: RD * REFERENCES [empty box] Below this section, centered and underlined, it states: "This is UNEVALUATED Information". Then, another centered and underlined line reads: "SOURCE EVALUATIONS ARE DEFINITIVE. APPRAISAL OF CONTENT IS TENTATIVE." There's a large blank rectangular space, suggesting where additional content might have been, or where it was redacted. At the bottom of the page, a numbered point begins, starting with "1." and the faint "25X1" on the right margin. The text of the point is: "1. Even in Stalin's time there was collective leadership. The Western idea …
Images the iCarly meme the top frame is labeled Chileans and Marxist and it says what you got there? And up on the top of your corner it's dated 1970 and on the bottom Spencer with the ostrich ostrich is labeled CIA coup Spencer is labeled USA and the smoothie is labeled democracy?
Here's the detailed accessibility text for the image: **Image Description:** The image displays a screenshot of a tweet, originating from a user named "Jamie Bonkiewicz." The tweet is partially obscured by two large, diagonal, semi-transparent red watermarks that read "THIS IS INCORRECT DO NOT SHARE THIS." **Top Left Corner (Header):** * **Logo:** A black circular logo with an eye-like symbol in white is visible. * **Text:** Below the logo, "THE LONDON ECONOMIC" is written in black uppercase letters. **Tweet Content:** * **Profile Picture:** A small circular profile picture shows a person with light-colored hair, wearing a dark t-shirt with some white lettering partially visible (looks like "FUCK PETE"). They are smiling. * **Name and Handle:** * **Name:** Jamie Bonkiewicz (in bold black text) * **Twitter Handle:** @JamieBonkiewicz (in lighter gray text) * **Verification Badge:** A small blue checkmark (Twitter verification badge) is next to the name. * **Tweet Text:** * "For f**k's sake. Socialism is NOT Communism" * "Capitalism – anybody can be rich" * "Communism – nobody can be rich" * "Socialism – anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor" * **Timestamp:** "1:31 PM • Jun 30, 2025" (Please note: The date is in the future relative to the current date). **Overlays:** Two large, diagonal red text overlays are prominently displayed across the tweet, making some parts of the text difficult to read but still discernible: 1. The top-left to bottom-right overlay reads: "THIS IS INCORRECT" 2. The bottom-left to top-right overlay reads: "DO NOT SHARE THIS" **Overall Impression:** The image is a clear attempt to debunk or correct the information presented in Jamie Bonkiewicz's tweet, strongly indicating that the tweet's definitions of capitalism, communism, and socialism are considered inaccurate by the creator of this image. The red watermarks serve as a strong warning against sharing the tweet's content.
Spatial Binding {U}{B} Enchantment Pay 1 life: Until your next upkeep, target permanent can’t phase out. Time is the one shackle you can’t break. —Zhalfirin aphorism Illustrated by Dom!
Accessibility Text (Alt Text): A three-panel meme using a scene from the movie Inception, featuring characters played by Leonardo DiCaprio and Cillian Murphy. Panel 1 (Top): Leonardo DiCaprio’s character says, "You should sit down at protests to show you are non-violent." Panel 2 (Middle): Cillian Murphy’s character looks skeptical and asks, "Did a cop tell you that?" Panel 3 (Bottom): Leonardo DiCaprio’s character looks downward with a sheepish or guilty expression, implying the answer is yes.
Alt Text: Magic: The Gathering card featuring "Daxos of Meletis" reimagined as "Crono, Epoch Duelist." The card depicts a human soldier in dynamic armor, wielding a weapon. Text reads: Type: Legendary Creature – Human Soldier Abilities: Crono can’t be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. Whenever Crono deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of their library. You gain life equal to that card’s mana value. You may cast that card this turn, spending mana as though it were any color. Stats: 2/2 Footer: 2025 MTG • EN, artist credit: CUTESEXYROBUTTS. The card has a blue/white color scheme, fitting its hybrid identity. This description ensures screen readers convey the card’s mechanics, flavor, and visual context for accessibility. Let me know if you'd like adjustments!
Black-and-white sketch of Karl Marx with a serious expression, shown from the shoulders up. A thought bubble above his head reads, in elegant red cursive: “I'm not mad, just disappointed.” Below the image, in bold yellow text on a black background, it says: “WHEN YOU GIVE MORE LABOR THAT IS ALREADY GENERATING SURPLUS VALUE TO YOUR CAPITALIST BOSS THAN YOU SHOULD HAVE.”
The question’s entire premise is broken. No replica is inherently ‘counterfeit’—only fraudulent use makes it so. Yet Wizards of the Coast and collectors demand players act as forensic experts, while stores (who actually have authentication tools) evade responsibility. This is by design: they conflate all replication with crime to justify artificial scarcity. The solution is simple: a transparent market where official cards (for collectors) and clearly labeled proxies (for gameplay) coexist. Wizards could sell affordable proxies tomorrow, but they refuse—because their business relies on manufactured scarcity to inflate prices. This isn’t about protecting players; it’s about protecting profits. They alienate even their own workers (designers, artists) as wage-labor, then gaslight us into thinking replicas are the problem. Your right to replicate game pieces isn’t negotiable. The only ‘immoral’ act here is a system that treats playing cards like gold bars instead of game components.
Image shows a cartoon graphic of bernie and aoc dragging a leftist towards the Zionist flag and democrat logo and a sign reading fascism is pointing the same direction. The leftist is crying and clawing the ground leaving marks. They have a red star pin, a hammer and sickle pin, and a socialism pin.
*"Public Service Announcement about proxies in Magic: The Gathering. The term 'proxy' is defined as any recognizable representation—regardless of form, quality, or resemblance to original materials—used to facilitate gameplay. A proxy's validity comes from its function, not appearance, prioritizing accessibility and creativity over proprietary constraints. A highlighted message states: 'If you accept proxies but not full replication, you are not truly accepting of proxies. Copyright and trademarks protect corporate interests, not labor. Creating exact replicas for personal use does not equate to counterfeiting—it expands accessibility.' The announcement challenges gatekeeping and asserts that replicating game pieces for personal use is not criminal."*
Privileged Wisdom World Enchantment Card Type: Enchantment (World) Rules Text: Whenever a player casts a spell, that spell’s controller may put a page counter on Privileged Wisdom. If they do, Privileged Wisdom phases out. When the fiftieth page counter is put on Privileged Wisdom, exile it and the player whose turn it is wins the game. Flavor Text: “Some are taught to wield the world, while others are left in the wake.” Additional Info: Set/Year: 2025 Language: English (EN) Collector Number: P Artist: Jose Sender
A tweet by user @piebyfour (display name Junius) reads: “I can find nothing more similar to that (Nazism) in our contemporary history than the eviction, persecution and genocide that is being carried out today against the Palestinian people by imperialism and Zionism.” – Fidel Castro, addressing the UN General Assembly in 1979. Below the quote is a photo of Fidel Castro speaking passionately at a podium with a microphone, wearing his signature green military uniform. The UN emblem is visible on the front of the podium.
A screenshot of a post on Bluesky by The Ashen Council (@theashencouncil.bsky.social). The post reads: “I swear to god, the number of people on here who are perfectly okay with all manner of atrocities and human rights violations as long as there's ‘due process’ and it's ‘legal’, is absolutely fucking insufferable. Fuck the lot of you.” Below the post, there are icons showing 1 reply, 14 reposts, and 39 likes.
A stylized meme image from the movie Back to the Future, showing the character Doc Brown hanging from the face of a large clock tower. He's holding onto a cable with a look of strain, just moments before the lightning strike in the film. On either side of the clock are two large stone panther statues. The image is overlaid with bold, gradient orange and yellow text in a retro font. At the top, it reads: “DEMOCRATS ARE DESPERATELY,” and at the bottom, “CLINGING TO CAPITALISM.”
The image is a social media post from the account AltMusician (@altmusician.altgov.info) and says: "More wise words from President Obama. 'It's up to all of us to fix this. It's not going to be somebody who comes and saves us. The most important office in this democracy is the citizen. The ordinary person who says, no, that's not right.' We should be out every weekend, protesting, peacefully"
Commander Tournament Analysis – After 10 Rounds Top Performers: Amareth, the Lustrous (32.5 pts, 1 solo win) – Strong early game, slowed down later. Gyruda, Doom of Depths (34.5 pts, 4 solo wins) – Most dominant, likely combo-focused. Zur the Enchanter (30.5 pts, 3 solo wins) – Aggressive and consistent, likely control/stax. Mid-Tier (Consistent but Few Wins): The Howling Abomination, Saint Traft & Rem Karolus, Illuna – Stable but low-impact. Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios – Solid play, struggled to finish games. Underperformers: Breya, Etherium Shaper (26.5 pts, 5 solo wins) – High wins, low points, possibly due to threat perception. Ms. Bumbleflower, Krark/Kydele, Rakdos – Lacked strong late-game presence. Pod Structure Impact: Rounds 1–5: Mixed-skill pods led to early point farming. Rounds 6–10: Balanced pods made wins harder. Visible rankings led to collusion dynamics, with players teaming against frontrunners. Meta Trends: Combo/control (Gyruda, Zur, Amareth) thrived. Aggro decks (e.g., Rakdos, Oketra) struggled to keep up in value wars. Visible rankings encouraged kingmaking and defensive plays. Recommendations: Reward solo wins more—they’re harder to earn. Use blind pod assignments early to curb snowballing. Limit meta-collusion to keep games competitive but fair. Final Thoughts: The format rewarded early dominance, but late rounds demanded adaptability. Gyruda stood out, while Breya suffered from threat bias. Visibility added intrigue but may need tweaking to prevent unfair dogpiling.
Commander Line Up - Pod 6 Pod 1 Breya, Etherium Shaper Gyruda, Doom of Depths The Howling Abomination Rendmaw, Creaking Nest Pod 2 Ms. Bumbleflower Saint Traft and Rem Karolus Illuna, Apex of Wishes Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios // Journey to the Oracle Pod 3 Zur the Enchanter Myra the Magnificent Pantlaza, Sun-Favored Lord of the Nazgûl Pod 4 Magus Lucea Kane Krark, the Thumbless // Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix Amareth, the Lustrous Rakdos, Lord of Riots Pod 5 Gonti, Lord of Luxury God-Eternal Oketra Arwen, Mortal Queen
Commander Performance Table Commander Player New Points Last Points Total Points Solitary Wins Gyruda, Doom of Depths 6 4 30.5 34.5 4 Amareth, the Lustrous 6 3 29.5 32.5 1 The Howling Abomination 4 4 27.5 31.5 4 Zur the Enchanter 12 1 29.5 30.5 3 Rendmaw, Creaking Nest 3 4 26 30 2 Saint Traft and Rem Karolus 1 2 28 30 1 Illuna, Apex of Wishes 5 2.5 27 29.5 2 Jadzi, Oracle of Arcavios // Journey to the Oracle 7 2.5 27 29.5 2 Myra the Magnificent 18 2.5 26.5 29 2 Pantlaza, Sun-Favored 11 2.5 25 27.5 2 God-Eternal Oketra 10 2.5 25 27.5 2 Lord of the Nazgûl 17 2.5 24.5 27 2 Magus Lucea Kane 20 2.5 24.5 27 3 Breya, Etherium Shaper 2 4 22.5 26.5 5 Ms. Bumbleflower 8 4 21 25 3 Krark, the Thumbless // Kydele, Chosen of Kruphix 9 2.5 22.5 25 2 Rakdos, Lord of Riots 16 3 21 24 1 Arwen, Mortal Queen 13 2 21 23 2 Gonti, Lord of Luxury 14 2 20.5 22.5 1 Gandalf, Westward Voyager 15 1 21.5 22.5 1 Notes on Color Coding in "Solitary Wins": Red (5 wins): Highest solitary wins. Orange (4 wins): Very high performance. Yellow (3 wins): Solid performance. Light Green (2 wins): Moderate performance. Blue (1 win): Low solitary win count.
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The image is a screenshot of a Discord message from a user named "Commie Commander." The text in the message explains that every month, they receive a notification that their adult son has paid them "rent." The reason they must charge their son rent is because if they don’t, his disability payments will be reduced. The message reads: "So every month I get this notification. Because I have to 'charge' my adult son 'rent' or else they don’t pay him as much in disability. And every time I see it I’m like..." (edited) Below the text, there is a GIF of a man in a dark green button-up shirt. He looks emotional, covering his mouth with his hand as if he’s trying not to cry. His eyes appear watery, and he has a distressed or overwhelmed expression. The background of the GIF is blurred, showing an indoor setting with a blue and white shower curtain in the background. At the bottom of the image, there is a screenshot of a payment notification. The message is from 86753 (a phone number or banking app) and shows a transaction of "$300.00" labeled as "Rent." Part of the notification is covered with a sticker of an exaggerated winking anime-style eye with sparkles. ChatGPT can ma
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Images of Jack Dorsey next to a headline by SF gate that says Bay area tech CEO lays off 931 Bay workers with straight fax email block CEO Jack Dorsey lays off employees headline
Title: THE FOSSIL RECORD Section: The Fossil Record The SUM of all the fossils or evidence of living things on Earth. Explanation Box: "Most organisms do not fossilize. The rock cycle destroys and damages fossils. Fossils are rare." Radioactive Dating: "A measurement of the amount of radioactive material that an object contains." Carbon-14 breaks down into a known rate to determine the age of fossils. Gives absolute date. Relative Dating: Dating of events that places rock layers in a geologic sequence. Numbered sequence (1, 2, 3) indicating order of events. There are also visual elements such as puzzle pieces, question marks, and arrows emphasizing connections between concepts.
Xalveth, Kingpin of Lies Legendary Creature — Specter Warlock Mana Cost: {U}{B}{R} Power/Toughness: 3/3 Card Text: If a spell or ability would have you reveal one or more cards after searching your library, you may exile them face-down instead. An opponent may have you reveal any of the exiled cards or have you put them into your hand. For each card you reveal this way that was legal to search for, Xalveth deals damage equal to its mana value to each opponent and you put it into your hand. Otherwise, shuffle it into your library. Collector Information: Set Symbol: (Custom/Promo Set) Card Number: 2025 P Language: English Artist: Geniss
COGWORK ASSEMBLER | POWERSTONE SHARD Cogwork Assembler (Artifact Creature – Assembly-Worker) 7: Create a token that’s a copy of target artifact. Powerstone Shard (Artifact) {T}: Add {C} for each artifact you control named Powerstone Shard. Initial Card State: Cogwork Assembler and Powerstone Shard are on the battlefield. Notable Prerequisites: 17 mana available. Links: [TCGplayer ($0.35)] [Card Kingdom ($0.70)] [View on EDHREC]
Celes, Rebel General Mana Cost: 1{R}{W}{U} Type: Legendary Creature – Human Rebel Wizard Power/Toughness: 4/4 Abilities: Runic Blade! – Remove all rune counters from Celes: Exile target noncreature spell. Until your next turn, you may cast that spell as though it had flash and without paying its mana cost. If you don’t, shuffle it into its owner’s library. Runic Charge! – Whenever Celes becomes equipped, put a rune counter on Celes. Collector Information: Set Symbol: 2025 P Language: English Illustrator: Néstor Ossandón Leal Card Artwork Description: The artwork features a strong, determined female warrior with long, flowing blonde hair, wearing golden armor with intricate red detailing. She wields a shimmering sword that radiates mystical energy, with a desert landscape in the background. Her expression is fierce and resolute, capturing her role as a rebel leader.
Card Name: Gary, A Loyal Companion? Mana Cost: 🟦🟩🟩🟥 (Blue, Green, Green, Red) Type: Legendary Creature — Snail Set & Collector Number: 2025 P Artist: ArtifiedByHannah Text: Rather than pay {2} for each previous time you've cast this spell from the command zone this game, sacrifice a Food token that many times. When a player casts a spell, you get experience counters equal to its mana value. Return Gary to the Command Zone. Gary's power and toughness are equal to the number of experience counters you have. Power/Toughness: / Flavor: The card features an illustration of Gary the Snail, a character from SpongeBob SquarePants, with a stylized, hand-painted art style. Gary has large, bright eyes with a spiral pink shell, set against a blue background with small red hearts around him.
Ms. Bumbleflower {1}{G}{W}{U} Legendary Creature — Rabbit Citizen Power/Toughness: 1/5 Vigilance Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, you draw two cards. Illustrated by Marta Nael Collector Number: M0003 Set Code: BLC Language: English Copyright: 2024 Wizards of the Coast
The image shows a screenshot of a social media conversation. Here's the accessibility text: Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social): "What's it gonna take for everyone to realize the occupant of the white house is fundamentally anti-American?" Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) (replying): "Trump thinks anyone protesting must be from another country when the right and will to protest our own government is a foundational American value." Embedded post from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump): "All Federal Funding will STOP for any College, School, or University that allows illegal protests. Agitators will be imprisoned/or permanently sent back to the country from which they came. American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on the crime, arrested. NO MASKS! Thank you for your attention to this matter." The conversation critiques Trump's statement as authoritarian and anti-democratic, pointing out that the right to protest is a core American value.
The simplest distinction between liberals and leftists is that liberals support capitalism and want to make changes within it, while leftists vouch for an alternative economic system entirely. For example: where a liberal would theoretically support the inclusion of gay people into the U.S. military, a leftist might oppose the military in general, believing the U.S. military to be a harbinger of death and therefore deplorable no matter which marginalized groups are represented in its ranks. Where a liberal would support laws heavily limiting civilian gun ownership, a leftist might support the arming of the masses, and particularly of the marginalized groups of society, because the disarming of those groups has historically allowed for violent government suppression.