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a transparent rendering of the common cold, an illness themed villain from the cartoon codename: kids next door
gif of a crudely drawn humanoid figure with a serene expression in front of a flaming background
dunkin bacon is lowkey made of car crash victims
screenshot of a youtube video titled "woolie chooses marvel vs capcom 3 over sex. with two women. at the same time."
a digital drawing of a fat woman standing on a beach. she has pink hair, pink skin, and a brown mustache. she is wearing a golden bikini, the top pieces covering her breasts are shaped like stars. she is wearing star shaped sunglasses on top of her head.
a screenshot of the character lewis from the cartoon we bare bears. he is a tall skinny man presumably in his late teens. he has shoulder length curly brown hair and pale skin with freckles on his cheeks. he wears a yellow visor and large square glasses with red rims. he is wearing an off-white polo shirt with a nametag. he is viewed from the chest up, with a white picket fence and various circus tents in the background.
two pages from a zine. on the left page, fred flintstone is wearing wilma's dress and jewelry, blowing a kiss. there is some nip slip action. on the right page, barney rubble is smiling while wearing betty's dress and jewelry.
a gif of skitty from pokemon sending out a wiggly beam attack. impact font text reads "annoying faggot beam"
a talk sprite of the "coat guy" character from the game no im not a human. he has shoulder length dark deal hair, pale blue skin, and is wearing a winter coat, sweater, and scarf, all in slightly different shades of dark green. despite increased temperatures due to apocalyptic sun activity, coat guy always complains of being freezing cold no matter what he tries.
a box of konscious brand vegan "sno crab" cakes.
meme image of live action rodrick heffely excitedly screaming. the top text above his head has been covered in a phone edit with new text reading "vegan crab cakes". the bottom text at his waist has been mostly covered, and now reads "and cough syrup and a bath".
simple shitty phone drawing of hit streamer markatoto as a wet rag. they are drooling.
a photo of a brown tabby cat laying on a grey couch. he is missing his left arm and his left ear. he is laying on his right side with his head and feet curled towards the viewer. his tail is resting over his hind legs. his eyes are closed because he is happy.
2d art of garfield as a baby. he looks similarly to his 2000s comic appearances, although with shorter limbs and torso, a head larger than his body, and eyelashes instead of whiskers. his fur is a paler orange than normal and he is outlined with navy blue instead of the usual black. he is wearing a white diaper with blue polka dots and a pink safety pin. he is standing with his hands behind his back, smiling at the viewer. end id.
a garfield christmas
two brown tabby cats with golden eyes. one on the right is closer to the viewer, looking up with paws politely out in front of him. the tags on his collar dangle above his paws. his brother is to the left and behind him, posed similarly. he is missing his left ear and although not visible in the photo, his left leg as well.