Chevron Defecance 🛢️💩

@complimentreuben.bsky.social

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I really like the way you tried to take out the trash. It would be great if you just fucking successfully took out the trash. But I appreciate that you tried and I’m sure you’re good at something else. Team 🫍, Fuck the National Guard. 🐑 They’re bleats 🐐

Image of a gold(en?) base with engraved glass apple logo presented to Trump back in the day by Tim Apple
Charlotte’s actual web from the animated movie, saying “Some Pigfucker”
gif from the movie Fletch, the main character, saying with a defeated air, “thank god, the police”, referring to corrupt law enforcement that will not improve the situation
After charging me for a fee not disclosed at booking, I got trapped in a customer support hellscape in which AIs claimed not to be AIs and referenced policies entirely irrelevant to the clear "refundable" claim presented at booking. Just a tiny piece of very very human screenshot is presented here, where I say "please pass me to a human who can resolve this right away", and Expedia responds as "John Robert", definitely a real name, with "By the way, I would like to inform you that I am a live agent or a real person and I will do my best to assist you with your concern."