Kell Compost 😷

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Repost heavy & sometimes 🔞 They/them, antiracist Heathen, AuDHD, weird nerd into plants, bugs, string, and human systems. And too many podcasts. Chaparral / Muwekma Ohlone land.

Black letter calligraphy on an index card. It says "Jurgen you slut, it's you again"
XKCD comic. [Two Cadbury eggs, one in the foil, the other out of the foil and broken open to reveal the gooey center.] A Cadbury Egg has about 20g of sugar. (25g outside the US.) "One Cadbury Egg" is a nice unit of sugar content. [A can of soda with an equals sign and two eggs; a bottle of soda with an equals sign and three eggs.] One 12oz. can of soda has about two Cadbury eggs worth of sugar. One 20oz. bottle has three. [Two unwrapped Cadbury eggs, with an arrow indicating they should be placed in a glass of water.] One Cadbury egg is enough to make me feel kinda gross. Now when I see Coke or Snapple or Nestea or whatever, I imagine drinking a couple of dissolved Cadbury eggs. [Megan puts her hand to her chin in thought, Cueball has his arms out in exclamation.] Megan: Wow. Huh. So the takeaway is... I can eat Cadbury eggs by the handful all season and feel no worse about it than I do about soda? Cueball: That's not really— Megan: This is awesome! Cueball: *sigh*
A cat wearing a little hard hat, looking at a button labeled "love and support", then pressing it
Drawing of a big fuzzy anthro wolf sitting at a cardboard stall that says "Emotional support werewolf, BuffWuff, She/They, The Werewolf is In"
Two small dogs wearing harnesses and leashes, investigating a gopher hole.
Cartoon person staring intensely with a manic grin and over-sized blush / starry eyes effects, looking deranged with enthusiasm
"Infrastructure Propaganda" written in the Ninja Turtles title style.
A screenshot of my skyline where "Fuck 'em up, Elizabeth Bennet!!!" is immediately followed by an account called Spheal Posting, posting a picture of several Spheal (the Pokémon) with the caption "⚠️ You have alerted the horde"
Tumblr screenshot. stimmyabby: Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority" and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and they mean "if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person" and they think they're being fair but they aren't, and it's not okay. do-as-youre-told: This is so well put I am stunned
Our friend's dog, a small fluffy white Havanese, standing on the floor, looking up at me like "where's my treat?"
In retrospect, however, ILC’s unique skill seems to have gone beyond these individual crafts and into the delicate art of their collective synthesis. Crucial to this larger success seems to have been the professional respect accorded to, and the practical collaboration engaged in with, ILC’s craftswomen. Indeed, some of ILC’s most effective engineers, such as Robert Wise, took weeks of sewing lessons from the seamstresses to better understand how fingers, fabric, and thread interacted in the suits’ complex assemblies. In practice, the craftswomen were allowed, and even encouraged, to suggest improvements in procedures and assemblies as they were continually developed.
illuminated medieval manuscript featuring a stylized illustration of the side wound of christ. it is Extremely Yonic
Vintage copper tea kettle with ceramic fittings. Banana for scale.
4 panel comic. 1. Person working at computer looking miserable. 2. Person points away and says "GASP" 3. A tiny cat has come in the door. Person says "la creatura" 4. Person zooms to pet the cat, the cat zooms away from how over-excited the person is
My hand holding a small wood carving of a squid, maybe 4 inches long. It is very smooth and streamlined, and the tentacles are shown as just a single, slightly curvy tapered shape, as if they're all held together.
A guy hammering nails into the beach to mark the current position of the wave's edge.
POV: I'm reclining on a couch with one dog near my hand and another dog down by my feet. I'm using my hand to pet the first dog and my foot to pet the second dog. It's awkward.
Art of a Chinese style interpretation of the Bag End front door.
Reddish brown pottery vessel shaped like a crab, standing on its little legs, adorable little nubbin facial features, big ring handle and two spouts on top.
A bad picture of a family of California Quail by a backyard fence in scrubby chaparral land. The male is up on top of the fence keeping a look out, while the female and several chicks are foraging on the ground.
POV: I'm sitting on a couch with my legs extended, covered with a blanket. Two small white dogs are curled up sleeping on top of my legs - one on my thighs and one on my shins. They are SO comfy and snuggly and soft and good.
A small fluffy white dog lying upside down on a couch, receiving chin scratches.
A crude drawing of three woks: first one upside down, second one normal, third one upside down. Making a sine wave ha ha ha ha HILARIOUS.
"Infrastructure Propaganda" written in the Ninja Turtles title style.
one of those light up signs they put by roads to display programmable text. This one is a product photo so the sign is saying "Variable Message Signs"
"Infrastructure Propaganda" written in the Ninja Turtles title style.
A small brown rat and a large white rat spooning in a purple hammock in a cage. Their tails are curved around to make a full circle with their bodies, and they just look so contented.
The words "Landscape Edging" laid over a photo of neatly planted beds with a stepping stone path going between them, separated by strips of rust-coated metal edging.
A different small fluffy white dog than usual, sitting on a couch with her butt tucked under, hind legs splayed out like a human child, but front half leaning forward so far that she rests her chin on the couch. I don't understand.
Wikipedia: Mam Tor is a 517 m (1,696 ft) hill near Castleton in the High Peak of Derbyshire, England. Its name means "mother hill", so called because frequent landslips on its eastern face have resulted in a multitude of "mini-hills" beneath it. These landslips, which are caused by unstable lower layers of shale, also give the hill its alternative name of Shivering Mountain. Photo of another side of Mam Tor where repeated land slippage has exposed some sedimentary layers.
A lovely grassy landscape with some woods and fields and, like, a big hill. This is the headline photo from the Wikipedia page for the Peaks District in the UK, featuring the hill called Mam Tor.
"Infrastructure Propaganda" written in the Ninja Turtles title style.
Screenshot of an Etsy listing for a tie dye shirt that has all the progress pride flag colors coming out in a big spiral from the center of the chest. It kicks ass. 7 views in the last 24 hours $25.00+ Spiral Tie Dye "Progress Flag" WooCityTieDyes Ships from Massachusetts Returns and exchanges accepted
Yet another POV photo of my dog in my lap. She is a small white terrier mix, and she is curled up so her body looks like a bean, but with a dog head sticking out of one end.
Tumblr screenshot. Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job... and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato. Remember this? I'm having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution. (Photo of adorable gray curly hair dog who has brought several objects) That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes. (other person) You're worth at least 2 potato to him and that's pretty special imo. (original person) I would just like to remind you all that I don't own any potatoes and I have no clue where he's getting them from.
A small terrier mix sniffing a spot on the grass and then rolling enthusiastically on it.
Painting of a Roman Empire scene. The Emperor Julian is sittimg at the head of a table, with some guards or courtiers behind him. He is watching several other guys around the table, arguing, scattering scrolls off the table, about to come to blows over extremely fine points of theology.
Tumblr post: explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male", "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", "feminine", or "androgynous". Go!
A small black dog with long wavy fur, the kind that would blow romantically in the wind if there was any wind. He's lounging on a shady lawn and looking off to one side with a wistful expression.
POV: you are lying on the floor watching a small fluffy white dog gnaw on a deer antler
Beautiful illuminated medieval manuscript with an illustration of a stylized Side Wound of Christ. It's, uh, extremely yonic.
Tweet from "Realistic ally": Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dty world that is the enemy
Sickos "yes, ha ha ha, YES" meme
Photo of a big skein of undyed white wool yarn, with a face and two front legs drawn on top of it so it's a sheep.
"And yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self", with a diagram showing dinosaurs ➡️ chickens ➡️ meat ➡️ dinosaur nuggets.
A bunch of cage-like structures around a vegetable garden, with a handmade sign saying "This is the awning of the cage of asparagus".
Emoji with huge starry eyes surrounded with hearts
Wikipedia image of a fish-headed Apkallu. It's a Sumerian / Akkadian guy with a magnificently curly beard and beefy arm muscles, doing a gesture like he's sprinkling something from his right hand. He's got some kind of fish situation on his head... like, the fish head is on top of the human head, but the fish head is pointing upwards like a hat, while the long scaly body hangs down his back like an awesome veil.
POV shot of my legs lying on a couch, and a small dog snuggled in between them with her front half lying on my thigh/crotch area.
I am sitting in an armchair wearing a "cuddle collar" - a fleece and elastic contraption around my neck and shoulders, intended for small pets to snuggle in. My two pet rats (of blessed memory) are not in the cuddle collar. They have climbed up onto the back of the chair, next to my head, facing away from the camera as if having a conspiratorial conversation. Their tails and ENORMOUS BALLS are hanging down.
A black and white striped millipede walking from some bark onto a dead leaf. But somehow it has managed to twist itself around so its body is doing a loop-the-loop. Like, a whole middle part has the million little legs just waving in the air pointlessly. What.
Inch long yellow caterpillars with black and white rings around their bodies, eating French Broom.
"Infrastructure Propaganda" written in the Ninja Turtles title style.
Eye rolling, exasperated, exhausted emoji face holding a phone.
Meme of people and undead ghouls on a roller coaster. The undead are labeled "People who are still awake at 6am", and the normal people are labeled "People who got up at 6am".
Mirror selfie where I'm wearing two different flannel button downs, one on each side of my torso. One is a regular weight flannel in a faded green/yellow plaid, and has the sleeve rolled up to show Autism Compliance. The other is a purple and white plaid, lined with navy blue fleece. I have my hand in a side pocket to show the pocket is there, and also holding the button flap folded back a little to show the lining.
Photo of me standing in a garden, caressing an elephant-ear leaf that's almost as large as my entire body. Caption: I just love a good leaf :)
Sponge Bob and Patrick, in pirate hats, "looking" at a treasure map by, um, extending their eyeballs out their faces and scanning them over the map surface as if they were searchlights. Each eye is labeled "respectfully".
The only thin blue lines I respect are my local rivers and estuaries. Map of the US with rivers drawn on it.
A cartoon emoji face that is crying, blushing, and emitting hearts, just overwhelmed with love