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A Dasher battletech mech runs through an open door. A sms message is visible above saying "Hi Anastasius, Your Doordasher has arrived with a batchall!"
A photograph of a football player raising a Uno reverse card to an umpire who is issuing the player with a red card.
Traditional style art of a cherry blossom branch with the haiku It’s not DNS There’s no way it’s DNS It was DNS -SSBroski
A battlemech record sheet showing what is, frankly, a crime. It has twenty clan ER small lasers, runs 13 hexes with MASC and supercharger, and is heat neutral. Stare into the light and see the face of an uncaring god.
An image of the Microsoft "Clippy" mascot saying "Hi, it looks like you're trying to issue a batchall" in a yes/no prompt
A photo labelled “Burger King Internet corner, New York (1998) and below that is an image of a long row of very 90’s looking PCs in a very 90’s looking Burger King. There is a comment afterwards from user Andr3jH saying “Imagine monitoring the situation from the Burger King internet corner”
A screencap of an Amazon listing for a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant. The image shows a rather humorous scene of a woman sitting inside a giant blue barrel labelled “PASSION”
An open Amazon box showing a Battletech book, post shave balm, and a very large bottle of Swiss Navy toy and body cleaner
Image of mech pilot in bulky neurohelmet captioned "Bitch there is no honorable batchall here, this is the inner sphere, you're getting jumped"