SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition)

@conelyfans.bsky.social

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Alt account for @dontgetkettled.bsky.social I am not getting shot again for clout For legal reasons everything I say is a joke This is not a serious account Thirst traps ahead Stay sexy and don’t get kettled

A black haired woman with cats eye glasses holding a glass with a frosty beverage. She has long nails with 1312 written across them and she’s wearing big gold rings.
A screenshot of the item menu in Tears of the Kingdom. There are really small quantities of everything except diamonds. There are 400 diamonds
A screenshot of a tweet by @dontgetkettled We've seen the lengths this mass-shooter inspirer will go to, to ruin someone's life. It doesn't matter if he has a case (he doesn't), the cruelty & harassment is the point. Grinding us down, exhausting us & bankrupting us is the goal. Fight the fuck back.
Photo of my Disney app homepage showing most frequently watched movies. Moana is first, and Frozen 2 is second
A reflection of light that looks kinda like a screaming skull
Black Crocs covered in accessories. We have gold chains, barbed wire, spikes, a pin that says ACAB, a pin of a Molotov, a moth, an eye, a spider, bunch of cool shit
An airplane full of people in Spider-Man costumes
Unopened Little Debbie brand pints of ice cream. One is Cosmic Brownies, the other is Strawberry Shortcake Rolls. They’re laying on a table beside each other
Two flavors of ice cream mixed in a small bowl. One is pink and one is chocolate.
Pints of ice cream in a freezer. They are all Little Debbie Brand. One is flavored Oatmeal Crème Pies, ones is Cosmic Brownies, one is Strawberry Shortcake Rolls
A naked Barbie with the caption “why r my clothes gone lol”
A woman in an airport holding a black and white shit tzu. The dog is wearing pajamas that have donuts on them. The woman is smiling.
The Old Man Yells At Cloud meme from The Simpsons
A woman with long black hair, blue eyes, and large glasses. She is wearing brass-colored honeycomb jewelry on her hands, neck and ears. Her right hand is positioned in front of her to show her nails. There is a character on each nail, spelling ACAB. The characters are in large elegant black serif font. The background of each nail is two-toned, matte. On the left side the nail is blank. A bright gold line runs vertically, separating the other side, which is black.
A chicken wearing a sign that says “complaining loudly completes me”
A very pretty tortoiseshell long haired cat, with her paw on someone’s arm
The Anakin/Padme meme. Anakin has Link’s hair and Padme has a Korok leaf over her face. The first frame says “I’m fusing you to these Zonai parts.” The second and fourth frame says “to take me to my friend right?”
The two-button meme, where the hand is pushing both buttons. One button says violence and the other days chaos.
A selfie of a while woman laying in bed. She has black hair and large tortoiseshell glasses. Her eyeliner is winged. She is wearing a black tank top and her left hand is visible. Her nails are long and pointy and black with gold leopard print patterns
A black and white drawing of two protestors, both in blackbloc and wearing gas masks. The one in the back is holding up a black umbrella. The one in the front is crouched behind a shield. The shield says “cop cars carry free ammo and free rifles”
A girl having her makeup put on. Her lips are red. Painted in large letters over her eyes is the word NO
Two photos of the same woman. The photo on the left, she is wearing all black on a black motorcycle with a silver helmet. On the left she is wearing a pink top and white scarf looking much more professional
A white woman with black hair wearing sunglasses in the shape of letters. One lens is an N and the other is an O. Her middle finger is up.
A black cat staring at a corner with a caption above it that says “sobbing”
A velociraptor from Jurassic Park
A parody news headline that reads “dorkwads, gaywads sign historic wad accord”
A mirror selfie of a white woman with black hair pulled back in a pony tail. She has large cats eye glasses with black frames. She’s wearing a tight black tank top that says “smash fascism” with a cartoon kitten on it. She is also wearing a black mini skirt.
A pile of vapes on a dresser, like 7 Elf Bars and 3 Juuls
A person holding a Juul. They’re laying in bed. The Juul is in a bright red holster attached to a lanyard which appears to be around their neck
The torso of a woman wearing a black dress with white polka dots. Draped across her is a black satin sash. In sparkly letters the phrase “sir, I’m in trouble” is written. Beneath this is an iron front pin.
A menu from SpongeBob with a crab claw painting additional numbers onto the prices. 1.00 now says 100.00. The other prices are being adjusted.
A screenshot of the Bkuesky settings panel. Home feed preferences. Fine tune the content you see on your Home Screen. Show replies Adjust the number of likes a reply must have to be shown in your feed There is a yes/no toggle button which is toggled to ON. There is a slider which says Show All Replies.
A woman's hands laid over each other to show her long, painted nails. The nails are matte. There is a character on each nail. The left hand characters spell 1312. Across the right hand spells ACAB. The characters are in black, retro font. The base of the nails is ombré rainbow, which changes color across the nails from purple to blue to green to yellow to orange to pink.
A screenshot of a Bluesky invite notification
A screen cap from Yellowjackets of Shauna sitting in a diner saying “I think this stuff is for bisexuals and goths”
A tattoo of a drawing. A little girl with yellow hair is kneeling appearing to pray. She is wearing a black mask and pink pajamas. On either side of her are roses. Above and beneath her is a banner that reads: please kill my enemies