cones

@cones.bsky.social

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nice dad, he/they

two paths diverging in a wood
a screen cap of killer bob from twin peaks, looking very slightly less frightening than elderly youtuber michael noland
a screencap of the daily mail article about the bimboification of kristi noem's husband
a picture of whitaker from The Pitt
abc headline about white nationalists and the "March for Australia" rally
wiki screengrab re: the show "Cunk on Earth" that says "Created by Charlie Brooker, Written by Charlie Brooker
screenshot of a wiki article showing the lineup of a 12-man tag team match at WWE summerslam. text reads: The Wyatt Sicks (Dexter Lumis and Joe Gacy) (c) vs. Andrade and Rey Fénix vs. #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa) vs. Fraxiom (Axiom and Nathan Frazer) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford)
a screencap of two paragraphs of a review of the film "I'm thinking of ending things" from rateyourmusic.com
a graphic explaining "the Harkness test", a theoretical test to determine whether it is morally acceptable to fuck a fictional creature. i know, i know. don't yell at me i didn't make the graphic, or the test
a spotify playlist comprising five different versions of the song "name" by the goo goo dolls
a screenshot of two kanye west tweets. one from 6 hours ago reads "Adam Sander Thank you for the love" and a second from 1 hour ago reads "After further reflection I've come to the realization that I'm not a Nazi"
a screenshot of someone typing "qhat are backshots" into duckduckgo
a Wikipedia band member timeline for the band Wheatus
a Wikipedia band member timeline for the band Fuel
a fridge magnet featuring an ad for a plumber with an illustration of a pink anthro dog that looks QUITE A LOT like a furry
A black band T-Shirt from the band "The Body" featuring a quote from AIDS activist David Wojnarowicz
Screenshot of a CNN news article titled "Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson finishes 13th in prestigious fencing tournament"
an upper arm tattoo of four characters from Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
a screencap from an episode of Season 2 of Twin Peaks in which a group of female characters are performing some kind of cabaret dance. i cannot elaborate, i do not remember this scene personally.
a screenshot of a post from r/quittingABDL in which a user describes how peeing his pants actually aligns with his Christian values
selfie of a family of four wearing matching christmas pyjamas
a screenshot of a Bluesky interaction between three users who do, do, and don't get the joke, respectively
a screenshot from CD Projekt Red's website with some text about the recently released version 2.2 update for Cyberpunk 2077
a headline from abc news that reads "Woolworths accuses workers of holding 'metaphorical gun' at company in fiery hearing"
question asked by Louise Adler of Howard Jacobsen in the Guardian re: the genocide in Gaza: "Almost as ancient as the hatred that preoccupies you is the rhetorical question: will this war on Gaza be good for the Jews? I think not."
spreadsheet detailing the results of a metacritic film-based betting ring held by six total dorks
spotify wrapped screenshot showing this guy listened to almost six days worth of guided by voices this year
dorky dad in a "macho man randy savage" singlet poses for a picture in the mirror of a brewery toilet
still from The Micallef Program season 3 episode 2 sketch "Lou Gehrig's disease" in which a doctor tells Lou Gehrig that he has Lou Gehrig's disease
still of robert de niro from the film "joker"
man wearing a blue shirt that says UBOA
a fitness band showing the funniest photograph of rachel dolezal i have ever seen
dorky dad selfie wearing blue band shirt
feet
a still from the film "dogville" in which nicole kidman points a gun at the back of paul bettany's head
a man who looks like a meat tray holds a meat tray in a pub
man taking a selfie in the pub bathroom mirror
shop window with red hats and red gloves