Matthew Hunt

@coneslayer.org

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A screenshot of a Giant Eagle supermarket email, reading "New coupons have arrived! Check out all the savings!" All four coupons have a blank image and are labeled "$0.00 Off".
Now, right after graduation today, make a list of the people who don't believe in you. And you have a few, don't you? I had plenty of people who told me not to do what I was going to do. You make a list this afternoon, of the people who don't believe in you, and you call them tonight, and tell them to go to hell!
A saucepan of caramelized onions with a splash of brown ale. What were you expecting?
Indiana Jones and the boulder
An orange cat looks at a Doberman on the couch, with a plastic jingle ball next to the dog’s head. The dog is uninterested.
A Google Maps screenshot, showing the intersection of Fury Rd and Oreo Rd
The 1927 Solvay physics conference
Kimi Antonelli’s Formula 1 car
● Bash(ick sieve.i 2>&1 | tail -10; echo "exit=$?"; echo "=== run ==="; timeout 15 ./sieve 2>&1; echo "[done]") ⎿  ICL099I PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE ON THE WAY TO 89 CORRECT SOURCE AND RESUBNIT … +4 lines (ctrl+o to expand) ● Classic INTERCAL politeness check — I used PLEASE too often ("OVERLY POLITE"). The compiler requires between 1/5 and 1/3 of statements to be polite. Let me dial it back to roughly a quarter. ● Bash(cd /home/mph/src/sieve_of_ick; awk '/^[[:space:]]*(DO|PLEASE|\([0-9]+\))/{t++} /PLEASE/{p++} END{print "statements="t" polite="p" ratio="p/t}' sieve.i) ⎿  statements=77 polite=34 ratio=0.441558
Grilled hots dog in split-top buns and a glass of beer, vibrant sunlit foliage behind.
The band from the Star Trek episode “The Way to Eden”
A cloud indoors, in an ornately decorate room
Closed caption: “Life, as we know it, is universally based”
Screenshot of Claude's analysis of my wine cellar vs. drinking patterns: OVERWEIGHT: Bordeaux blend is the biggest issue. It's 11.9% of your cellar but only 3.9% of recent drinking — and it's your most expensive category. You have 11 bottles of Ridge Monte Bello (vintages 2005–2011, $65–90/bottle) plus classic Bordeaux châteaux. 25 of 36 are in-window right now. At your current consumption rate of roughly 2-3 Bordeaux blends per year, you have 12+ years of supply in a category that's already peaking. This is your biggest capital concentration problem.
What’s My Line: TEABAG INSPECTOR
Honeybee colonies in a field
Female Eastern Bluebird on her nest in a nest box
Sign, in the style of a leaded gas warning, next to an EV charger, reading: FOR USE AS A MOTOR FUEL ONLY. CONTAINS LEPTONS (ANTIPOSITRONS).
Sparkling clean Lucid Blue IONIQ 5 in front of the detailing shop
Thinking mode: false
A reminder to renew my passport in July
A tiny sign next to the cat door reading ALL PURRSONNEL MUST GROOM BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK, with a silhouette of a grooming cat.
“Pirates vs. Dolphins”
A lanky orange cat on a colorful bedspread, his arms outstretched toward the camera.