Chris the DM

@confusatron.bsky.social

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he/him Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer, music maker, thing maker, lover of pie venmo: Chris_the_DM

Horse looking at the ocean, captioned "MAN"
Muldoon in Jurassic Park looking very worriedly into the distance
In the game Planet Crafter, a screen that shows terraformation progress, showing I'm 98% of the way toward going from "moss" stage to "flora". I have lil plants on my shitty little planet now!
Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) in Jurassic Park looking at a massive pile of shit, just about to remove his glasses and say "...that is one big pile of shit."
Wilfred in Doctor Who crying
From a company called "PeeSport", a premium -- PREMIUM -- pee bottle. It's all black, because of course it is, and kinda shaped like an old grenade, and the top looks a little like the mouth end of like a breathing apparatus. It has a little carabiner, because of course it does. It looks like a tactical water bottle. Also I think there's a small one that comes with it? There's so much going on here
A soldier in a propaganda video from Starship Troopers in full combat gear saying "I'm doing my part!"
Steven universe in bed looking at his phone, smiling with tears running down both cheeks
Liam O'Brien (Liam typically spends most of the time during the session in character but broke character to say this because the chat was being ridiculous about them not following a rule correctly or something): "Just so we're clear, everyone, and I'm gonna switch back to Liam... this is a game. This is-- which camera is on me?" [straight into camera] "this is a GAME!!"
Three rock sculptures that look like they're closing their eyes and whistling, and above is the word OOF
Meme of person on a TV looking like they're squini disapprovingly at a cellphone someone is holding
A guy standing on a beach looking out to see, cautioned "man"
Trumpy in Pod People doing stupid things, with Tommy behind him marveling at the stupid things he's doing
Garnet from Steven Universe, about to sing "Stronger Than You"
A shirt that says "the punch" and has red and blue silhouettes of rougned odor punching joey bats so hard his sunglasses and helmet flew off
Rob Schneider looking like a doofus.
My phone has 69% battery power remaining
Jessica Henwick in Iron Fist (Netflix)
Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park with shades on smiling a goofy smile (because he's seeing a dinosaur for the first time)
NSYNC in front of an AGGRESSIVELY yellow curtain, and Joey's hair is a weird reddish-purple color like a beet red I guess anyway
NSYNC doing a silly one
NSYNC in different poses Lord they posed for lots of things
NSYNC again do you get the bit yet I hope so
A different picture of NSYNC
NSYNC back in the day, posing like a textbook boy band
Captain Myeong from Starfield, all chiseled jaw and cool hair and decency and skill and muscles hoo boy is it hot in here
Wordle assessment: Skill 94, luck 57 (both out of 100)
Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) in Jurassic Park, in the Jeep smiling huge. It's the part where they're seeing the brachiosaurus and Malcolm says under his breath, "you did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
The old guy from that old man meme, sitting at his desk giving a thumbs-up
Obi-Wan Kenobi in Revenge of the Sith saying "You have done yourself"
A tiny Texas Rangers helmet that will hold exactly one cup of stuff or one scoop of blue ice cream with Oreos in it
The twi'lek advisor guy in Book of Boba Fett looking at his datapad and looking very disappointed
My T-Rex mini, the skin fully painted. It's only a little different than last time. A total of like seven shades of green and three shades of brown, but it all coalesces into what kinda just looks green from farther away and the closer you look the more detail you find. Looks good from every distance. She looks, as always, pissed.
The T-Rex mini from wiz-kids, painted by me, so far 7 shades of green, two shades of brown, and a mix. Nine passes (I think). She's looking at you like you're an annoying morsel
A t-rex mini painted kinda like a crocodile or iguana, from kinda a high angle. It looks like her eye is regarding you with disdain and maybe hunger
Poster for the movie "Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend", a movie about two people who find a brontosaurus dying in the jungle and adopt her little baby. This is off the top of my head and I truly don't remember how it ends but the tagline says "A cross between RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK and E.T.!"
A life-size model of Quetzalcoatlus northropi next to a guy who I think is like 6ft tall (I quickly looked and couldn't find his name), and the thing is at rest, standing with its wings like a guy on crutches, and it's SO TALL, WAY TOO CLOSE TO THE CEILING of what looks like a GYMNASIUM. Its wingspan was 59'... an F-16 fighter jet (like the Thunderbirds) has a wingspan of like 33'. F-18s (like the slightly less cool Blue Angels) has a wingspan of 40'. Quetzalcoatlus was very damn big, man
Screenshot from Bill and Ted Face The Music of Ted Theodore Logan saying "I'm tired, dude.".
The meme of Batman slapping Robin in the face, Robin saying "if trans people weren't so loud and demandi--" and Batman slapping him saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
The original map of Jurassic Park, drawn (I'm pretty sure) by Michael Crichton himself. Events of the book MOSTLY line up with it, the movie (which he co-wrote) lines up much less, the content all contradicts itself, but the map is charming and authentic and MOSTLY accurate. Kinda
That bugs Bunny meme saying "I wish all dudes who review-bomb things a very eat shit"
A collection of names mst3k called Dave Ryder in Space Mutiny (here we go): Slab Bulkhead, Bridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Hold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Van Der Huge, Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Crunch Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroin, Buck Plankchest, Stump Junkman, Dirk Hardpec, Rick Steakface, Slate Slabrock, Crud Bonemeal, Brick Hardmeat, Rip Slagcheek, Punch Sideiron, Gristle McThornbody, Slate Fistcrunch, Buff Hardback, Bob Johnson, Blast Thickneck, Crunch Buttsteak, Slab Squatthrust, Lump Beefbroth, Touch Rustrod, Beef Blastbody, Big McLargehuge, Smoke Manmuscle, Beat Punchmeat, Hack Blowfist, Roll Fizzlebeef
Steven Universe looking very happy with star-shaped eyes
A stick figure guy flipping his desk in helpless frustration and impotent rage (I might be adding some of MY feelings to the thing)
A lil mushroom guy saying "i am this close to getting it" then it zooms in on his thumb and forefinger very close to each other, then closer, then really close and you can see the atoms of the fingers so very close to touching, and the atoms are looking at each other looking both horrified and excited. The original is called "losing it", by @mushroommovie, and was "I am this close to losing it". I edited it to say "getting". Go check out the webcomic it's great
A Hi-C Ecto Cooler™, Ghostbusters-theme Hi-C that was like NEON green and (in my memory at least) delicious. It's got slimer on it (the cartoon one), and he's holding up the Ecto Cooler label and looking at it like it's delicious and delightful. Please bring it back
My "I voted" sticker, still on the paper backing because I can't decide what to stick it to
A T-shirt design with a simple silhouette of a man reeling in a fish, with the words "buy a man eat fish, he day. Teach fish man, to a lifetime." "To a lifetime" is under the silhouette and a little bigger, the way I feel like it would be done for an actual inspirational quote poster
Meme, Leonardo DiCaprio in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood pointing at the TV in slightly manic recognition of something
Spam
Tami Erin as Pippi in The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking, in a cartoonish pirate hat and garb, smiling and looking like she's about to do delightful mischief
Tombstone, the bot-bastard itself
Deadblow, which was just a wide chassis with four scooter wheels and a BIG warpick on an arm like a catapult that would swing a full 180° and hit whatever was in front of it very very hard, all that force focused on a small point. A VERY YOUNG Grant Imahara is kneeling on top of it wearing a black shirt and black pants with white sneakers. Remote in hand. Fist in the air. Tiny mustache.
Dramatic shot of Witch Doctor, the very best of battlebots, right up there with Deadblow (Grant Imahara's bot)
Raphael from Baldur's Gate 3, looking smug and punchable
The scene with the triceratops droppings in Jurassic Park, Malcolm saying "that is one big pile of shit.".
The shot in Signs where they're wearing tin foil hats sitting on the couch
A midi piano roll (visual representation of the music in a midi file) that fully looks like two mountains with the space before and after and in between them being this flat line with noodling lines above that kind of look like trees or something on the horizon, and under the mountains themselves there are more relatively flat lines that look like a representation of the ground and maybe rocks or something. The "mountains" themselves aren't flat ANYWHERE. It's honestly pretty striking.