Connor Lane

@connor-lane.com

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Arkansas Alum 🐗 Good at some stuff, bad at others Anti-Conservative 🏳️‍🌈

$19.14 Prove you are better than your rival in the name of charity by making a recurring gift. Who is your morally superior and physically fitter college football team? Choose your school/team from the dropdown list below: Arkansas Dedication/Special Message: A monthly reminder of the only time Ive been happy since KJ Jefferson left. Sorry Holly.
A screenshot of two Mark Kretschmann social profiles. On the left is his LinkedIn, where he’s a boring looking regular ass guy. On the right is his twitter, where he is an airbrushed Xerxes-in-300 looking guy.
My homescreen which lists 147 notifications on social apps, 1,374 notifications on calls and texts, and 38,561 notifications on email.
A wojack meme of a large-brained man scowling with a caption that reads “^ ME THINKING REALLY HARD”
A one-page 75 MB .pdf
Think of the oldest, most ineffectual white man you’ve ever imagined. Now add 20 years and make him more ineffectual. You’ve got Martin Weil, pictured here and author of the poorly-sourced drivel written in that article.
Arkansas defeats Cal 1-0 to advance to the Sweet 16 in women’s soccer.
A quote from Julius Nyerere, the first President of Tanzania, saying “the United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extra extravagance, they have two of them.”
A photo of Drake, a leading pedophile in the music industry.
Prince Charming from Shrek
A screenshot of Trivette suggesting someone should come to Paris for a month to get the real experience. A contradiction of his current argument.
A photo of me holding a Grimace Birthday Milkshake from McDonald’s
A tweet about Tim Gurner, a piece of shit CEO, hoping to see unemployment rise by 40-50% to remind workers that “they work for the employer, not the other way around.”
Spotify’s personally curated Daylist, including artists like Outkast, The Pharcyde, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Wu Tang Clan, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains and Tool
Notification and photo for Aaron Rodgers after he went down and was carted off in today’s game.