ConradTM

@conradtm.bsky.social

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I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL IT'S MY FUNCTION

Dude in a suit who was just mocking Trump on camera directly behind him, now obviously befuddled that the guy next to him is still taking this loser seriously
Still from genAI rendering of some kind of Odyssey prompt, where the protagonist is shown lying injured and shipwrecked in the sand on a beach, but he's washed up in the wrong direction, like he's falling into the ocean. Call that "washing down."
4 panel meme with Anakin talking to Padmé in The Phantom Menace Anakin: we should bring manufacturing jobs back Padmé: Yes! And the factories won't be run by Nazi sociopaths anymore right? Anakin: looks more serious Padmé :looks more dismayed
Three of the board's members, including one who has been an outspoken critic of Israel, were removed late last year after the parent corporation introduced a new set of governance practices. In its motion to dismiss the lawsuit, Magnum argues that it retains ultimate authority and the brand's social mission must be nonpartisan.
2 panels of anime, cute little kid in the snow with blue hair: "Mr. Santa Claus, why do you never bring presents to me?" Anime Santa: "that's because your family is poor"
A vampire with the shutterstock watermark still on it, presumably pronounces 'w's with an English 'v' sound.
First page of the dorohedoro manga featuring a lizard headed guy biting another dude's head in glorious greyscale …lol grey"scale"
Homer Simpson in some US colors with a banner above him that says "Can't someone else do it?"
John Oliver in General Hospital against a pristine blue sky looking as though he just discovered the injured animal he saw on the side of the road was actually long-dead roadkill. It is with this stunning bedside manner that he delivers the line "Everything's gonna be just fine". Or something like that, I'm not a journalist and I can't rewatch the video without discarding or drafting my changes and I'm not dealing with that
Can I read you a tweet? I don't have any social media. Read me the tweet, yeah ""Guest rapper on a Gorillaz song: I been in ends since ten kicking : product 'round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis, I'm slipping into psychosis." Then it goes, "Damon Albarn on the chorus: Ooooooh flimsy Steve, where did you go, what have you seen?" They're playing off the seriousness of some of the rap features you get and the lighthearted choruses you put with them. Yeah, it's true. When ScHoolboy Q says what he said on "Pac-Man," my response is to take it out and become an abstraction of that. I think when the styles really work together is when there is that duality about it.
George Bush hearing about one of the planes hitting the twin towers on 9/11 while reading to kids, notably keeping a stoic face.
gay-jesus-probably: I'm physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona's, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn't personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered. and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn't remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn't help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999. so in two years she'd have students that hadn't even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing. We're Canadian
Chart depicting percentage of state populations in urban areas, only 4 states show lower than 50% Urban: Mississippi, West Virginia, Vermont, and Maine
4 panel edit of pippin, merry, and legolas from Lord of the Rings Legolas: Gas Station Edibles! Legolas: One small bite is enough to kill a grown man Merry: How many did you eat? Pippin: Four
Disappointed looking cat with text below him: "His smile and optimism: gone"
Throughout 1977, Pink Floyd played the In the Flesh tour to promote their new album Animals Roger Waters despised the experience - angered by the audience's rowdy behavior (such as setting off fireworks in the middle of songs) and convinced that they were not really listening to the music. During the final show on 6 July 1977 at the Montreal Olympic Stadium, a group of noisy and excited fans near the stage irritated Waters so much that he leaned over the side and spat on one of them. Said Waters of the incident, "Immediately afterwards I was shocked by my behaviour. I realised that what had once been a worthwhile and manageable exchange between us (the band) and them (the audience) had been utterly perverted by scale, corporate avarice and ego. All that remained was an arrangement that was essentially sado-masochistic." That night, Waters spoke with producer Bob Ezrin and a psychiatrist friend of Ezrin's about the alienation and despair he was experiencing. He articulated his desire to isolate himself by constructing a wall across the stage between the band and the audience.
Depressed-looking cat with the text "his smile and optimism: gone."
Black and white image of painting of Babe Ruth calling a home run by pointing where it's going to go
Image of US food monopolies and their holdings (which include more or less all major food brands you've heard of): Unilever Pepsico Kellogg's Mars General Mills Mondelēz Johnson & Johnson Kraft Heinz Nestlé P&G Coca Cola
"Fellow kids" meme where old man Steve Buscemi is in skateboarding clothes with a skateboard and usually saying "how do you do fellow kids?" But 'kids' has been replaced with "Europeans"
Donald Duck boner meme with 4 panels where he boasts a progressively more overwhelming erection
Login page for Reddit app reading "The Most real place on the internet"
Image from below article of Nicholas Rossi but he's got a crudely drawn pair of eyebrows and a mustache over his oxygen mask
Your Result 89% woke, 11% child 48% Techbro, 52% Neo-Luddite 36% Hopepilled, 64% Doomer 75% Davis, 25% Dubai Your closest match: Zohran Mamdani
Chisa from Grand Blue smirking at her phone.
ConradTM @conradtm.bskv.social 4h They blew money out of their collective ass to program horse balls and they have the audacity to jack up their prices? That's iust bad management! I can't waste company money like that at my job, some shit just has to be cut for the sake of expense. ... blueestate.bsky.social @blueestate.... 3h eh to be fair the horse balls thing was actually not something Rockstar themselves ordered anyone to do, one of their developers mentioned on Twitter that him and some others devs did that when they were screwing around while working on the game and then they said "Screw it" and threw it in the game ConradTM @conradtm.bskv.socia I put that in a similar category Lie: "why were you *making* a dev use their time on this?" Truth: "if your game has a ton of launch bugs but the devs had enough time to do Horse Balls, what exactly was the point of your management layer?" blueestate.bsky.social @blueestate.bsky.social well Rockstar has a shit-ton of employees so there's inevitably going to be some downtime where some of them mess around just for fun. so I don't personally get the weird obsession over horse balls that some have, it was probably that took very little time to actually put in, I don't care personally
Photo of Biden next to weed, post by: powerburial Where I come from, we don't worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I'm from Scranton. What i'm smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, 'm gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud but I'm taking your stash of mids, they're gonna say C'mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that's right. that's right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from
Bloodstained ritual of the night pc editon cover, holographic silver on black of lead character in front of the moon, a vampire hunter lady with arms and horns.
Image of a jumping wolf on a white background with 90s-esque blue and purple smudges. The text reads: "you call it autism, I call it having that dawg in me"
A package of THC-A THC-P DELTA 8 LIVE RESIN gummies, 350 mg per gummy, 7000mg per bag. The brand is Insane Gummies and the flavor is Blue Razz Attack, both in edgy shiny fonts. The image on the bag is a possibly ai-generated image of the Joker as a demon with fire behind (around?) Him
Astronaut pointing a gun at another astronaut in front of earth edited to say "wait its all gas station weed" "always has been"
Cover for the Melvins album "Nude with Boots", features a Chihuahua looking up at "Melvins" in the corner of a very red room
Old guy asking for clarification meme, dude with a mustache on Team Coco podcast with headphones on asking for clarification
Screencap from Ghost in the Shell where the guy in the interrogation scene is looking at the photograph he showed his coworker that he said was his daughter.
Painting of Diogenes of Sinope with a speech bubble
3x3 of "9 steam games I want to Spread" Tiny and Big Grandpas Leftovers In 100% Orange Juice Imposter Factory Distance G String Super MotherLoad Deadcore Zeno Clash
Jimmy Dean Honey Chicken Biscuit box with heating instructions and an image of a chicken biscuit that has been cut very cleanly in half
Chart showing height distribution of US men and women. Average for men is 5'9.2", women is 5'3.6"
Results of a Neon Genesis Evangelion personality test stating "you are most like Kaworu Nagisa"
2004, 2010, 2012, and 2016. The Falcons have appeared in two Super Bowls, the first during the 1998 season in Super Bowl XXXII, where they lost to the Denver Broncos 34-19,7l and the second 18 years later, a 34-28 overtime loss to the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI. They are the oldest major professional sports team in America with no championships.
Ryan Gosling at the end of La La Land looking pained to the core of his soul as he imagines all the decisions he should have made to keep the love of his life
I tell my daughter, "For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it's because your dad was a fool. Don't defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I'm not now" Violent J of Insane Clown Posse on his past use of homophobic slurs
Ben affleck smoking outside in a blue shirt, looks like he's unsuccessfully trying to find lasting inner peace on each drag
A truly awful quality screenshot from Avatar 3 where spider is smiling, surrounded by Navi who are putting their hands on him to welcome him as one of them
Ichise from Texhnolyze lying on the ground looking at a projection of a flower coming from his mechanical arm.
Smart_Calendar1874 on Reddit as OP: "It's a cylinder."
Two hands clasped meme, one arm says "Schizophrenia", the other says "Autism", where the hands join it says "getting overstimulated by pattern-recognition"
Snippet of a document describing a ploy by Republicans to push through Herschel Walker over Raphael Warnock to flip a Senate seat in GA, which closes by saying he would "rubber stamp" the president's agenda. A red comment indicates: "In 2022, Joe Biden was president."
Hertz FAQ page 1. How old do vou have to be to rent a car with Hertz? The minimum age to rent a vehicle at most locations in the U.S and Canada is 20 years old. In Michigan, New York and the province of Quebec, the minimum age to rent a vehicle is 18. In Alabama and Nebraska, the minimum age to rent a vehicle is 19. 2. What is the cost of the Under 25 Rental Fee? For renters under the age of 25, Hertz charges a young renter fee of $25 per day - below the industry average. 3. What cars can I rent when under 25? Young renters are excluded from renting the Dream Car collection, Prestige collection, and the Adrenaline collection
Image of Winnie the Pooh eating a banana and walking with piglet and he has a speech bubble coming from him to the quoted post
Apple Music page for Drake's new album Habibti, showing a woman's face covered in masking tape like a Niqab, and 3 songs: Rusty intro, WNBA, and Slap the City
Embrace autism raads-r score page: Total - 196 Language - 13 Social Relatedness - 93 Sensory/motor - 52 Circumscribed interests - 38
Bsky screenshot: Lupita Nihongo posting a despairing guy with the text "ACAB INCLUDES CHUN-LI?!" Karen Attiah quotes and says "wait, we didn't know this?" Separate post below from Lupita Nihongo: There is a dark side to everything now. Whatever you love. Dark side to it. Like that donut brand? Thev sponsor war crimes. Favorite cute mascot character? Sorry! They kill elephants This is our default situation now. So we don't need to piss on parades every time anybody talks about anything.
Finding Nemo scene where the scuba diver catches Nemo in a bag. Nemo is, notably, having a bad time
Don draper pitching Life cereal drunk with his eyes half closed
Fake OReiley textbook: top: 'Learning to embrace "Did I do that?" ' Middle: image of a bee Title in a yellow block : "Security by Weaponized Incompetence" Bottom: "you can't kill me if I kill us both first"
I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes. It's corrosive, like acid. You got a demon little (originally, "man," crudely changed to "woman"), and I don't like your face
Gigantic vandalism on the side of Stone Mountain in GA