Chris Conroy

@conroyforreal.bsky.social

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Executive Editor, DC Comics (Absolute, Vertigo, Black Label). Opinions my own, and also all excellent if you ask me 🏳️‍🌈

Hollywood Reporter headline reading “Hope You Like Raccoon Penis, Because RFK Jr. Has a New Cooking Show”
Boris and Natasha from ROCKY & BULLWINKLE
A San Diego Comic-Con badge, held aloft by a hand that has held such a thing many times, times beyond number, and which already shakes with exhaustion though the true battles are yet to come. The badge has a cool spaceship on it
Anthony Edwards and Mare Winningham in MIRACLE MILE (1988)
Poster for the film THE LAST OF SHEILA
THE MIGHTY THOR #176, featuring Thor vs Surtur the Fire Giant
Fox Mulder from THE X-FILES with the closed caption “[believing intensifies]”
Alexander Skarsgard in PILION
Postmates push notification saying “If ‘not cooking’ was a sport… you might be a champion. Tap for a deal.”
Apple Mail screenshot of an unopened email from The New Yorker Weekly with the subject line “The Billionaires’ Vagina Club”
The marquee of the Aero Theatre in Santa Monica advertising the Jacques Tati film PLAYTIME screening on 70mm film
Just one of the several hundred astonishingly perfect shots in the Lady Gaga/Beyonce music video for “Telephone,” in which Gaga (wearing a hat made out of a phone) and various dancers swan about in a kitchen being fabulous and holding food to their ears so they can hear it talk
Juni Ba’s brilliant graphic novel THE BOY WONDER, lettered by Aditya Bidikar and colored by Chris O’Halloran, which is the winner of the first-ever Graphic Novel Roundtable Outstanding Comic - Young Adult Award
NYT Breaking News notification: “Officials knew the $16.4 million Reflecting Pool renovation was peeling and turning green earlier than they acknowledged.”
A tlayuda with morongo and tasajo from Lug’yah
A still of both Edith Beales from the film GREY GARDENS
Mario holding up a crown to the viewer with the text “You dropped this king”
The distorted stretchy screaming face from the opening credits of THE X-FILES
A painting of a raven in a priest outfit by artist Jacob Lacour
The incredible Amerie single “1 Thing” on 12” vinyl, playing on my turntable
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the screen in ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD
A Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title screen with the episode title “War Crimes, Part XVIII”
Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title card reading “Guess What Bitch? it’s Another Fucking Holodeck Episode”
The Style Boyz as seen on the cover of their hit single "Donkey Roll"
iOS popup notification: “A new episode of Widow’s Bay is now on Apple TV.”
Dr. Spaceman picking up a phone and saying “Is it 411 or 911?… New York. Uh… diabetes repair, I guess?”
Jenna Maroney saying “Jenna McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing ‘cause I’m just hearing about it.”
The DRIL OFFICIAL “MR. TEN YEARS” ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION, a paperback book of Dril tweets organized by topic
Charlie Brown saying “I don’t care! Ha! Ha! Ha!” over and over while walking away with a jaunty stride. Two girls, presumably the hoes that he famously had, are in the background watching him go
Screenshot of an order receipt during the Criterion Collection sale for ALL ABOUT EVE, GREY GARDENS, and RASHOMON
Jacob Elordi Cans Cannes Plans, Not in Jury Due to Injury
A green ceramic cave with howling faces emerging from its surface, for sale in an extraordinarily bougie coffee place
Nintendo ad with the tagline “Game Boy. More fun than a ferret down your trousers.” over an illustration of a man with a ferret down his trousers. He seems into it, if we’re being honest.
Octavia Spencer in MA
Alex Krycek from THE X-FILES with black oil-filled eyes
Legendary British actor Charles Dance in a sensible ivory turtleneck
Nine Inch Noize with a speech balloon that encompasses the tweet below
Ginger Minj's iconic DRAG RACE exit line "They got me, gal"
Helen Slater as Supergirl, posing in front of a Popeye's Fried Chicken, pointing dramatically at something just out of frame. The sign behind her says "Love That Chicken." It is hilarious.
Cartoon of a person standing at a crossroads with paths leading to a beautiful shining castle on a hill, or a dark gothic castle on a rocky crag with lightning crackling above it
Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell in HIS GIRL FRIDAY
The “We Demand To Be Taken Seriously” magicians’ society from ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT