Jerrad Alexander

@conservingspace.bsky.social

219 Followers 108 Following

(He/Him) Museum Conservator, veteran, sci-fi fan, fluent in movie quotes/song lyrics/pop-culture references, semi-professional coffee drinker, amateur adult, casual gamer, TTRPG enthusiast. Caffeine-fueled opinions and sarcastic quips are my own.

A gas pump showing the sales total of $86.47
An article about how to remove Google's invasive AI package from Chrome is covered by a pop up ad for Google AI
Drew Carey hosting the game show, Who's line is it anyway?"
A useless individual head full of air
A gas pump showing $89 to fill a tank.
A mailer showing images of black and brown people sent out by a white guy pretending to be concerned about POC voters
LinkedIn profile screenshot
An incomplete website that shows 5-star reviews from the same "client" with the exact same filler text.
Political junk mailer
Bullshit spam text using race baiting and misleading information
Protestors dangle donuts in front of cops
Sonic the Hedgehog giving a thumbs up above a banner which reads, "God fucking damn it"
A Thumbthumb creature from the movie "Spy Kids" , which bares a disturbing resemblance to well-known bitch, Tom Homan.
The starship Enterprise displayed at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum in Washington, D.C.
A decal on the studio model of the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek reads, "Tail pipe socket adjustment access".
Sonic the Hedgehog saying, "God fucking damn it".
A miniature version of the Trump/Epstein statue in front of the Capitol Building
Sonic the Hedgehog giving a thumbs up over the words, "God fucking damn it"
A grilled cheese sandwich next to a jar labeled Tillamook Butternaise
Senator Bernie Sanders speaks at the No Kings protest
Miniature of the Trump/Epstein "Secret Handshake" sculpture in front of the Capitol building
A crowd of people at the No Kings DC protest
Miniature of the Trump/Epstein "Secret Handshake" sculpture next to a sign depicting the Epstein birthday card that reads, "Trump drew a little girl for Jeffrey Epstein"
Miniature of the Trump/Epstein "Secret Handshake" sculpture on a trash can
A miniature of the Trump/Epstein "Secret Handshake" statue on top of a sign to the White House
Jan 6 rioters attack the US Capitol building holding Trump flags.
Seaside cliff in Cardiff Bay, Wales
Cardiff Castle in Wales, UK
A Subway sandwich thrown at near Ludicrous Speed with the caption, "Subway, yeet fresh"
The Grim Reaper playing a Claw Machine arcade game and getting Ozzy Osbourne while wondering aloud why they can't get Mitch McConnell.
A hawk perched on a porch railing.
Photo of the Orange Bulbous Blowhard with text reading, "Projections show that the U.S. could find Medicare for 400 years by charging $1 to punch Donald Trump in the face."
A coffee mug with lettering that reads, "Just a red shirt trying to make it through an away mission" and a hand giving a Vulcan greeting.