Constant Velocity

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Janitor Warlord. Guitar Professor. Our Rock Opera “The Disappearance of Vidalia Belle” is out now!

Stippled pants with kicky boots.
It’s Michael Douglas and beautiful Welsh lady Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Not Dick Cheney, but definitely a guy who likes to point a gun at your face.
A mustacio’d man who is clearly too young to be our beloved illustrator.
Tom, a puppy. Quite stoned.