Contingency Fee

@contingencyfee.bsky.social

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still a plaintiffs' attorney. nerd. ttrpg and video game enjoyer. occasional karaoke singer. he/him.

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A picture of the painting Aggravation (Jester Teasing Dogs), by Briton Riviere, in which a jester is hanging over a wall, taunting a pack of dogs that snap and jump at him.
A cartoon koala in a black sweater walks away from a building while emptying a gasoline canister. He then tosses a cigarette behind him and the building catches fire before exploding.
A swordsman in a desert town does a bunch of threatening tricks with his sword. Indians jones puts away his whip, pulls his pistol, and shoots him.
The scene in the movie Rogue One where the reprogrammed imperial droid throws Jyn Erso onto the ground before saying "Congratulations! You are being rescued! Please do not resist."
A man in a hazmat suit torches something off-screen with a flamethrower.
Jesse Plemons dressed as the pope and holding a rifle, asking "What kind of Catholic are you?"
A picture of the muppet Janice from The Muppets.
The four-panel meme of a kid falling down a slide, with each panel showing his face as he becomes more terrified
Caption: "These smug pilots have lost touch with regular passengers like us. Who thinks I should fly the plane?" Description: Passenger rallies to fly the plane instead of the pilot; an allegory for this past election.
Norm Macdonald in an SNL skit, saying "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I belive everyone in this story should die."
A scene from Family Guy: Someone holds up a swatch of skin tone colors to Peter Griffen. Lighter colors are part of the "Okay" colors and darker colors are identified as "not okay."
From the quote-tweeted article: Rees said her nephew told her that the agents pressed his face against the pool of blood and did not immediately call paramedics. “The other officers were mocking him, saying, ‘You’re going to lose your eye,’” she said, recalling what her nephew told her.
A lawyer from the Simpsons changes the text on a card from "From: Jeffrey Epstein, Trump wants minors, no adult women" to the text "From: Jeffrey Epstein, Trump wants minors? no, adult women!"
A man is taking off headset with a disgusted expression.
A cartoon character taps a baseball bat in its hand menacingly
NYT Virginia Lt. Governor Democratic Primary Election results with map. Hashmi leads 27.39% to Stoney's 26.64%.
The "I should buy a boat" cat meme, but altered to reflect that he should buy a gun.
Simpsons lawyer redlining the punctuation on his business card to change the meaning.
Aging fox news molestor Bill O'Reilly angrily yells "Fuck it we'll do it live"
Firefox app on mobile showing 41 open tabs.
Headline: "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" with stock photo of a man.
A guy weating a headlamp says, "My arm is not long enough for the jerk off motion that is in my soul."
King of the Hill "if those kids could read they'd be very upset" meme
Charlie Brown says "my Idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
Cartoon guillotine with arms and legs runs towards viewer
Ben Affleck smoking through the pain.
News headline: "Is the cure to male loneliness just one more Halo 3 LAN party at Owen's house?" With a picture of some teens at a LAN party.
Luigi Mangione arrives in NY. He is handcuffed in an orange jumpsuit, surrounded by armed and armored NYPD.
Screen grab from NBC news article: "The man was arrested in Altoona, Pennsylvania, and had a gun similar to the one used in the shooting, a silencer and a fake ID, sources tell NBC News. He has been identified as 26-year-old Luigi Mangione."
A "most played - November 2024" list of 10 songs. 8/10 are from the same album.
An animated gif of a guy saying, "My arm is not long enough for the jerk off motion that is in my soul."
Nancy Mace's DC office address.
5th Circuit Judge Edith Jones embarrases herself, profession, while waving around a folder of tweets she'd printed off.