Dan Conlin

@convito.bsky.social

148 Followers 284 Following

Cis He/him I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids. Also on Tiktok at tiktok.com/@therealconvito

Personalized key art for the Mass Effect Legendary Edition video game collection, customized to feature 8 different iterations of the fan favorite character Tali'Zorah in place of the characters normally there.
A promo image for the game Killer Queen Black featuring a bug-like being from the back. Text is overlaid with the game's title and "now available" with slight edits to change "Black" to "BACK" and add "again" after "now available". A Gemini logo is visible on the bottom right, indicating that this image was made with Generative AI.
The Game Grumps, two white men in their 30s and 40s, laughing as they react to footage from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. The footage is on a game over screen, but the "game over" text is swirling into view, and not particularly legible.
The main character of Stellar Blade 2, a girl who looks extremely child-like and could easily pass for someone of a single digit age.
A card showing the Pokemon Espurr, which is a light purple bipedal small catlike creature with big eyes. The card lists Espurr as the favorite of user ConVito, who says "I like its color and it's very cute."
Two cosplayers (one dressed as Strong Bad from Homestar Runner in a vault suit from the Fallout series and the other dressed in an intricate robot cosplay as Adelaide the Assaultron from Fallout 76) posing for a picture in a grassy area at the Wasteland Jamboree Fallout festival in West Virginia.
The Bluesky profile of an AI tech fascist bro using the name "why" showing that they blocked me.
A sprite drawing of Pikachu, a yellow mouse Pokémon, holding a gun and smiling. The caption reads "we can't expect God to do all the work."
Sawyer, a nonbinary college student with short spiky brown hair and a gray blazer, standing on a beach during sunset and blushing.
Katey Sagal dressed in a punky outfit as Dr. Kureha in season 2 of the live action series One Piece.
A picture of an anime girl with the caption "*seductively takes off my glasses* wow...you're fucking blurry."
A rather basic drawing of a young feminine person yawning on a couch while holding a video game controller.
A meme based on a comic from They Can Talk of a cartoon goose yelling at a person and chasing them while saying "which core values? Which core values, Pentagon?!"
Four boxes of girl scout cookies including do-si-dos, tagalongs, thin mints, and the new exploremores.
Fan artwork of a male ghoul from the Fallout series wearing a black leather jacket and jeans with glasses and purple hair.
A user named allout complaining about a new Wolfenstein game for being, in the user's own words, "anti-nazi slop".
A cheesesteak sub sandwich from Penn Station atop a bed of French fries.
Cover art of the game Donkey Kong Bananza with the ape Donkey Kong punching down as the little girl Pauline holds on to his tie smiling widely and stylized stones rip apart around them.
The great ape Donkey Kong with the young girl Pauline on his shoulder talking to a refined looking monkey woman named Poppy Kong. Poppy is saying "absolutely not. I do not work overtime unless I'm paid to do so."
Morrigan from the game Dragon Age: Origins, a scantily clad goth witch, with her arms out in a "what are you gonna do?" manner and a caption that says "I am first and foremost a lover. Secondarily and mostly for the bit I am also a hater."
A moodily lit picture of a tortie cat and a tuxedo cat sleeping together in the crook of a person's legs, which are positioned in a triangle shape.
Screenshot from Pokémon Legends Z-A of Gwynn with her Pokémon.
A screenshot from the game Pokémon Legends Z-A in which the player character is talking to a waitress named Seizi. Seizi is saying "since you made the happy mistake of talking to me, you should pitch in to aid my mission!"
Cover art from Star Wars Outlaws featuring main character Kay Vess with her animal buddy Nix on her shoulder and her droid companion ND-5 next to her.
A young man with purple hair and freckles as seen in the video game Pokémon Legends Z-A.
A Steam Replay card showing ConVito's 2025 stats, including 60 played games. Top games include Date Everything, Red Dead Redemption 2, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, Starfield, and Cyberpunk 2077.
Two cats curled up on a blanket atop a person's lap.
Artwork by Tetsuya Nomura of Cloud of Darkness in Dissidia: Final Fantasy. The character appears as a scantily clad woman.
A mid 30s man with messy purple hair smiling.
A Spotify wrapped card listing the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack as my top album of 2025.
Fan art of Zoey, Rumi, and Mira from Kpop Demon Hunters in the style of the Powerpuff Girls.
Rumi in her demon form looking defeated but resolute in K-Pop Demon Hunters.
An in-game email from one of the Dot Hack video games from Kuhn mentioning a Chaos Gate in the town of Mac Anu, with an unfortunate possessive form turning "Anu" into "Anu's" which is quite close to the word "anus" if you were not aware.
An image of Gunhaver from Homestar Runner popping out of a turkey with a gun saying "gobble gobble you're in trobble"
A picture of Morrigan from dragon age origins and a caption that says I am a lover but more importantly a hater.
A selfie of a white guy in his 30s (me) with glasses and disheveled bed hair that still kinda looks rad.
A shot from the SNES game Donkey Kong Country where a glitch makes it appear that Donkey Kong is riding a discolored version of himself as a mount.
A drawing of anime character Frieren looking up on the Bluesky app and the positioning makes it look like she's looking up at a drawing of an attractive bikini clad woman.
Excerpt from a grade school short story featuring a bit where a character continually misspells the name of an alien race and planet and asks how his friend knows their name anyway, jokingly positing that there's a sign up there. The other friend confirms there is, in fact, a sign up there.
A list of played games sorted by playtime in the Nintendo Store app that has Xenoblade games at the top and then a bunch of Mario and Pokémon games under.
A shot from Kpop Demon Hunters of Rumi smiling creepily as she comes up behind Mira and Zoey who are relaxing on the couch with a bunch of food, except Rumi is photoshopped to be wearing a Santa Claus outfit. The caption reads "Heyyyyyy... Have a good Halloween?"
The merchant at the Veil Jumper camp in Dragon Age: The Veilguard sporting a very stylish wavy hairdo.
A multiple choice question with the answers "September", "pen", "sale", and "housewife" asking the meaning of a Japanese word. The word in Japanese is "pen".
A frame from Kpop Demon Hunters of Bobby in a robe and spa face mask holding a phone. He is in the middle of talking and this frame makes it look like he's smiling with his front top teeth protruding in a decidedly unflattering way.
A meme of Sonic the Hedgehog lounging around saying "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding."
A tortoiseshell cat laying on a soft musical instrument case, blocking any and all access to the now slightly more hairy valuables within.
Rumi making a funny face while smelling food in Kpop Demon Hunters.
A Weird Al Yankovic branded shirt featuring a dinosaur dressed up as Weird Al and holding an accordion with the caption "Yankosaurus".
A grilled cheese sandwich next to a pocket pastry with a bite taken out of it.
An image full of pride flags with the text saying "wishing all the homophobes and transphobes a super uncomfortable month"
Mario and Luigi looking at two opened gift boxes with a Speed Bean and Super Nut item in Mario & Luigi: Brothership.
Syril Karn pouting pitifully on his bed in a fancy apartment in Star Wars: Andor.
A Caucasian person's hand with faint claw marks on the wrist.
A screen from Red Dead Redemption 2 with the option to either greet or antagonize a character named Uncle.
A gentleman of ambiguous age between 20s and 40s with glasses and purple hair, smiling.
Kay Vess petting a dewback on Tatooine in Star Wars Outlaws.
Kay Vess in Star Wars Outlaws hearing Ank on her commlink ominously and hilariously say "Don't worry, I'll blow it up"