Tess

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Panel 1: A frog and a smiley face stand in a kitchen, of sorts. The smiley face says "Oh wisdom frog, what am I to do? The world feels so hopeless, and every day is so arduous for me. Panel 2: closeup on the smiley face. They say, "Every day is a fight to not lay there and watch videos and scroll. When I do win the struggle to get out of bed and pursue creative endeavors, I feel adrift and guideless, and end up squandering that time anyway. What's the point? What should I do?" Panel 3: closeup of the frog. They say "I think you should smoke menthols" while holding out a pack of menthol cigarettes. Panel 4: the first shot again, but now the smiley is smoking a menthol while saying "Yeah okay"
The bottom of the image features a heavily artifacted and color-crushed image of Christopher Lee as Saruman in the Lord of the Rings consulting with the Palantir. The very large caption box above it features a caption constructed by overlaying new text onto the previous caption, with three different fonts visible. The text reads "Pokemon TCG Pocket magically summoning 30 billion unwelcome trash coloration shinies to give me the most 4/10 pulls of all time".
Lyrics from the song "DeMarcus Cousins and Ashley" by Hobo Johnson. The lyrics read "I love you like the dog hates the leash / And the leash loves the dog, like I love nothing else at all"
A chart comparing Kingdom Hearts characters with Sonic characters. The pairings are as follows: Roxas and Modern Sonic, Sora and Classic Sonic, Riku and Shadow (depicted here as toys), Axel and Knuckles, Aqua and Blaze, Ventus and Silver, Old man Xehanort and Gerald Robotnik, Vanitas and Metal Sonic, Ansem Seeker of Darkness and Classic Eggman, Maleficent and Modern Eggman, Pete and Orbot/Cubot, Namine and Maria, Jiminy Cricket and Omochao, Mickey and the president from Shadow the Hedgehog, Terra and every Flicky, Lingering Will and E-102 Gamma, Terra-Xehanort and Mephiles, Kairi and Princess Elyse, Xigbar and Rouge, Young Xehanort and Infinite, Xion and Sage. Tails is paired with text reading "Sora doesn't have friends his age", Amy is paired with text reading "KH doesn't have strong women", and Cloud Strife as depicted in Kingdom Hearts is paired with a Lancia Delta from Sega Rally.
A close-up photo of a package of Coca-Cola flavored Oreos. Beneath some nutrition information is the phrase "SLIT APPEARS WHEN OPENED".
Caption reads "My evil clone after I transition:". Picture consists of Replica Riku from the Kingdom Hearts series saying his famous line "I'm me, he says", except it has been altered to say "I'm she, he says".
A very low-res spiderman dances on a white background.