Ken

@coolkencool.bsky.social

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St. Louis’ premier destination for hits from the 80s, 90s, and today.

Some insane bug I saw with weird legs and wings and torso and shit.
Old man talking buttermilk.
7 10 split with a 4 as well. Like honey from god’s teat.
Comment from someone probably born in 1963 saying that Cheryl was “an aid” to get them through their teenage years.
Comment form 6 years ago about how they played this song at their baby’s funeral 21 years ago
cunting crows
They paved paradise and put up a JC Penney
Koth Missouri weather channel gif
Text from my sister “I’m so used to it I didn’t even notice you did it”
Text message “Nice nerd*”
Koth gif
Clip from Super Mario Wonder of Luigi dying
Hank Hill: The Weather Channel’s got some pretty exciting stuff going on in Missouri.
an owl
Bevo Mill missing the arms.
Crav’n Entertainment Crackers
Ziggy wearing no pants
a literal tiger looking cool as hell with the title “Tiger Woods” and “Math project” on it
Animal Crossing koala Ozzie wearing a karate uniform drinking tea in a living room
After Hours
Kermit and Miss Piggy
Pitcher gets a dinger to his dinger.
Me, looking like my face is melting.
Finger lime
Two drop lists for years. They both range from 1925 to 3030.
Frozen Thanksgiving pizza
Some peppers and tomatoes from our garden.
Banana peppers. Like a lot of them.
Pepper with a roofing nail stuck in it.
Screenshot of a text message. 4:59 AM: What a special day. At this very moment Fifteen years ago, Wewere at Saint Mary's hospital waiting for your arrival. When you came out of my tummy we looked at each other and cracked up laughing! One of the most beautiful moments of my life. ! Happy birthday baby girl, love forever, Mommy.
My Defector/Immaculate Grid: So Taguchi, Brian Jordan, Jason Simontacchi, Ray Lankford, Gregg Jeffries, Gary Gaetti, Alan and Andy Benes (my dad pooped at one their houses), Scott Rolen
You can buy Hunks With Hats on VHS for less than $20.
A moth that is pink and yellow. He was watching me pee.
Text from my mom that says “A [sic] sounds yum”
Late July®️ snacks presents Mexican Street Corn flavored corn tortilla chips made with organic yellow corn™️
Luna on a boat.
A turtle in the woods.
Wario dressed in Aladdin gear in front of a Jasmine castle. (It’s not racist if Nintendo does it.)
Luigi hanging out in the desert with his camper.
Application question. What country do you currently reside. Alphabetical drop list. … Angola Anguilla Antarctica Antigua and Barbuda …
Screenshot of the Balltown, KY Wikipedia page: Balltown had a Beef Gristle mill in the mid 1980’s, but was demolished in 2009 when Mayor Larry Wimsett helped pass an ordnance to replace the mill with a gentleman’s club.
Map showing the route from Penile, KY to Balltown, KY
A door with a sign that says “This is not an exit” underneath a red exit sign.
I think these are lavender flowers. I’m not a botanist.
Screenshot from subreddit r/stlouis u/ReneDiscard: What’s on fire at Hampton and 64? u/magseven: I see you drove by my mix-tape.
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A note I wrote to the office that reads: Found: One (1) grapefruit I’m not mad; I have a few questions: 1. Who left this grapefruit on my desk overnight? 2. Why did you leave this grapefruit on my desk overnight? 3. Should I be expecting an entire fruit basket delivered fruit-by-fruit for the rest of the month? Grapefruits are not delicious. Please help.
The translated letter: Dear daddy, We started learning Morse code! We wanted to write you a note. Hope you figure it out! Well, bye! JK! This note is not over! Hahahaha! But anyway we learned how to say hi and sos. Well, now this note is over. Bye! -[oldest kid’s name] and [youngest kid’s name] ❤️ Love you!
Stacey Two-Wheeler (2009) filmed on a cell phone
AQI for St. Louis is currently 566
Screenshot from r/StLouis showing that the Museum of Illusions at The Foundry in St. Louis has a URL of Moist Louis dot com.
Screenshot of Oregon Trail tombstone: Here lies Ken Died of fucking measles like it was 1948
Costco sells a product called The President.
A very good kitten sitting on my lap.
Missouri’s senators are not accepting faxes.
Headline from STL Today: Mayor gave a B-minus grade to St. Louis snow response midway through.
A demon doll peering ominously through the slats of the stairs at my house.
Screen grab of the homepage of STLPunk.com that I found doing an image search. No idea when it would’ve been from.
Screenshot from my TikTok feed of a lady holding a PowerPoint presentation titled “Red Dead Redemption The Muppets Cast”
Video clip from Flight Sim 2024 of a fighter jet flying through the Gateway Arch in St. Louis.