Squachel

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Mini painter, science fiction lover, procrastinator. Coolstarship.blog

Colour photo of a model of Mr. Blobby. He is in bandage gear with a smaller sub blobby.
A photograph of some old machine. It is a telex machine. It has mechanical keys for a keyboard, and a round dial for dialling twlex numbers. It resembles a typewriter, only much bigger. It is in that 80s/90s electronic yellow.
A colour photograph of a view out of a window. It is mostly in tones of green. The window looks out on to hills and trees. The windowsill is cluttered with plants, and washing up liquid bottles.
A landscape photo in colour. The main focus are three horses. They are walking away from the camera. The two on the left are dark brown. And the one on the right is grey. The grey is partially hidden by the front wall of a concrete house. It is a wet day.
A square colour photo. It shows two slightly squashed cakes of yarn. They have their paper wrap still on. The left ball is a blue-shade rainbow. The paper wrap says So Crafty Rainbow Yarn, violet, 100g, Crochet gloves pattern included, one yarn ball required. The right ball of yarn is pink of slight variations. The label says the same only titled Ombre Yarn, pink.
A 9:16 colour photo. It shows crochet. There is a rainbow multicoloured yarn used, and a pink yarn used. There are two granny squares in the rainbow yarn on the left side, outlined and joined by the pink yarn. And an edging with a button hole in the rainbow yarn on the right.
A square photo in colour. Grey background, with a wooden plynth. A full colour miniature model of a donkey in a frock coat, britches, and boot is the focus. It faces the camera. The donkey has a yellow brown fur. The frock coat is red with gold trim. It wears a blue cravat and cumberbund. It's britches are yellow with black stripes, paired with brown boots. The base it is mounted on remains the black of the primer used.
Square photo in colour. Background is grey, and there is a wooden plynth. On the plynth is an oval head. It is yellow-green, with scales evident on the top. The mouth is smiling and stretches the full width. There are large white pointed teeth protruding from behind the top lip. A pair of eyes take up most of the face. This is a grimmer and more realistic take on the face of the popular blind-box Labubu thing.
Square image in colour. Background is a red-grey, with the main image centred as a rectangle. It is a black and white photo of a wind turbine. There's a wash of thin white acrylic over it. Distressing the photo. On the left half of the photo a scratchy wash of neon pink (Windsor & Newton Permenant Rose).
Square photo, in colour. Grey background, wooden plynth. On the plynth is a miniature with a round body, two arms spread out, and two legs. It stands on a cobbled street. The body, legs and hands are a tan fleshy colour. While the eyes in the body remain white. The model is unfinished.
Square photo in colour. It is a photo of two miniatures. These are Orks from Warhammer 40k. One is in the foreground, one is to the left and in the background. They are infront of a grey background and stand on a block of wood. The orks are green, and brown can also be seen. They are not finished so look quite flat.
Square image in colour. Background is a red-grey, with the main image centred. It is a black and white photo of a white satelite dish in a forest. There's a washy hand painted white border, and a bold red stripe down the left hand side. It is a piece of traditional art which has been scanned.
Close-up of an Evil Sunz war banner. Red sun with face and black and white tendrils. Yellow skull. Black hand stitching. Painted using acrylics.
A red and yellow banner, stuck to a grey front door. It is a replication of an Evil Sunz banner from art in an old White Dwarf. It's a rectangle. At the top are four beige icons which look like chillis. There's a zig-zag pattern 1/3 down. Below that is a sickly yellow skull (half) next to a red sun (half). The sun has a face and black tendrils coming out of it.
How the fuck do I describe this? It's a Warhammer Ork, dressed as a Japanese schoolgirl. It is saying Konnichiwaaaaaagh. I saved the image because wtf.
Screenshot from the Steam mobile app. In shades of blue grey. It's a table of information related to purchase history, laid out in columns. First column. Date. Top to bottom. 12 July 2013. 12 July 2013. 7 August 2012. 6 August 2012. 20 March 2011. Second column. Game title. Top to bottom. Elder scrolls V: skyrim legendary. Sid Meier's Civilisation V: Gold DLC only Feb 2013. Spore. Guild Wars Trilogy (EU). Sim City 4 Deluxe. Third column. Type of purchase. Says Purchase for each item. Forth column. Price. Top to bottom. 29.99 euros. 5 euros. 29.99 euros. 29.99 euros. 9.99 euros.
A photo of my computer screen. It is cropped to focus on the Battle Net installer. It is showing that I am once again installing World of Warcraft under my OG account. For The War Within.
Screenshot of the Amazon listing of: llano Gaming Laptop Cooling Pad Cooler Stand with 5.5inch External Fan Adjustable Speed Touch Control 3-Port USB Rapid Temperature regulation for Computer Notebook 15-19in (V13 No RGB). It's a large laptop stand with a fan built in. You can adjust the RPM. It has a selection of USB ports, but I am cagey about connecting them to the laptop. They are powered so I use them for accessories. It is loud but not as loud as the laptop without it. I do not find it as much of a sensory overload as the laptop. I think its because I have control over the RPM. It comes with and without RGB. So if you're a 12 year old COD player they have you covered.
An image of an overhead projector. Common in British schools up to the early 2000s. You used transparencies on the flat glass bed. A high-powered bulb projected the image through mirrors onto a wall. This is grey and white. A square box has an arm over it with a triangular housing for the mirrors and lenses.
The focus of the photo is a warning sticker. Other elements are present. The sticker says "DANGER No safe PPE Exists. Energised work prohibited. Trip/close by procedure only."
A photo of my retina. The photo is a circle and pink with a blue undertone. There are darker pink lines indicating blood vessels. Unfortunately, I do not know enough about the anatomy of an eye to correctly describe the components!
Where do you start. Front and centre is a jacked version of an Irish icon called Mr. Tayto. He is a mascot for a crisps brand. Originally, he is a potato, smartly dressed, with an enigmatic smile. This work of art is a sculpted herculean Greek God of a potato. I would boil him, mash him, and stick him in a stew. Yellow, black hat, red jocks.
A Little Tykes red and yellow car. Small, for toddlers, and moves using your feet like the Flintstones cars. This is the OG model without the stupid eyes.
A red Vauxhall Magnum 1800. A classic car.
A face in pink sculpy. It's grimacing, has pointed teeth, scaley nose, and ridged cheek bones. It is unfinished.
Screaming face stapled onto a shield.
It's a hive city inquisitorial wheelie bin. Imperialis Purgatorum. It is red, is overflowing, and has the inquisition seal on the front.
Sculpture. Lamprey Eel merged with a plane. The mouth of the eel is up, and is yellow and red. The plane can be seen in the green Aer Lingus livery. It is shiny
9:16 colour photo with a mottled grey background. The object looks like a tank crossed with a steam engine. It is green and has a face. The gun turret is high up, and mounted on a wooden back-board.
Photo of a red ball floating on water, with a smiley face. Text on the image saying "Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context."
Photo of something made from scrap. Based on a Kill Team servo turret.
An artistic impression of a Tyranid Ripper. Done in the style and colours of Eric Carle's The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Colour image of various forest animals in a fantasty setting. Charging in to battle. Wearing armour and holding weapons.
Photo of a piece of cardboard sculpture. It's on the floor, and there's a desk chair propping it up. It has a skull inside a housing, a sci-fi gun to the right, and a round screen like appendage to the left of the photo.
A wee mouse with a guitar belting out a tune. Theres a black box at the top with white text. It says "today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you"
Badly drawn star. Yellow with a black outline. The words 'your did it' off centre.
Colour photo in portrait. My hand holding some glue sticks above a large cardboard box of more gluesticks. All in all, it is a ridiculous amount of gluesticks.
Square photo in colour. A red wheelie bin at an angle with rubbish spilling out of it. There is a warhammer 40k inquisition badge on it, with a green arm hanging out of the side. A rat is smelling the arm.
Square photo, in colour. The background is muddy brown. The picture is of something which looks like a plane. Instead of a cockpit it has a round mouth full of teeth.
Square photo, in colour. This is the first photo. There is a sculpture in front of a light grey background. This view is of a gun turret. It is blue, with yellow trim, and a double barrelled gun. It is a large round tube, with two small tubes perpendicular. It is painted to look dirty, and well used. There is grime and rust.
A green glass beer bottle made by Grolsch. It has a small label at the top with the name, and a old wire and stopper pop open lid.
Square photo in colour. A messy hobby desk, but in the centre is a black heavy-duty glue gun. It has a long glue stick installed, with another one on the table in front.
A square photo in colour. A ceramic statue of a tree stump with the world Clonmel on the base. Faded glaze in brown and green. Being used to focus a camera before taking miniature photos on a turn table.
A square screenshot. There's a blue balloon in the middle. It says, "All done for the day; enjoy your empty inbox." It's the message you get when you have filed all your emails away in Outlook.
Colour photo. Square. A bull in front of a muddy background. It's a Limousin bull but covered in yellow cubes.
Colour graphic. Hello My Name Is in black and white. Handwritten Quick Start Guide in red.
9:16 colour photo. Cluttered. There is a small sculpted wheelie bin on a white turn table. The bin has the Inquisition logo from Warhammer 40k. There are hazard stickers.
A square photo. Warm toned. Cluttered. In focus is a Warhammer mini. Ork Painboss. It's a work in progress, but the major colours have been blocked in. The skin is green, and the metal work is rusted. With some areas of white, red and yellow.
Grid of 9 photos. Top left to bottom right. My kitbashed large servo skull in progress. My infamous 2nd place SimpsoShieldSlam winner. My hobby space. My Mork Bork CUBE cow. Me in Warhammer World. A small piece of scenery based on an Irish ring fort. Another piece based on an Irish standing stone. My first two Smurfs. And my exceptional drawing of Horus.
An Ork Painboss miniature. In green, white, and red. It's not finished.
A heater shield with a screaming face stapled and tied to it.
Warhammer 40k Dreadnought. 2nd Edition. Painted blue. With black, silver, and white details. It is not finished.