Louie

@copenfagan.bsky.social

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I’m here…the reasons why can change by the minute. But i warn you that all knowledge seeming innocent and pure becomes a deadly weapon in the hands of avarice and greed. Give me some chicken nuggets, a beer, and a side of my wife’s ride, to stay.

Mersh (upon learning he has indeed found himself at a George Clinton show) tells Gutter: “marvelous”
iMessage conversation: My buddy: Good. Lord. They’re truly on fire!! This is bonkers!! Me: Oh you by chance look setlist and see Mcgrupp>have mercy>mcgrupp Also me: Runaway jim jam no slouch either Still me: At this rate they’re gonna drop a 15min Dave’s Energy Guide at MSG At the bottom the timestamp for the next message off screen says “Sunday 7:55AM”
Prof John Frink sitting before bookshelves notes: “Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio.”
Kirk Van Houten suggests “uh just throw it over the fence. Let Arby’s worry about it.”
Tommy and Turkish exit the caravan talking as Tommy says “I fucking hate chompers.”
Capt Vasili Borodin, floored from a gunshot wound, says with his last breath “I would have liked to have seen Montana.”
Freddie Bauer enjoys a smoke and a beer during a raquetball break
Seymour Skinner musing to himself “i guess it is a little funny”
Krusty the clown tells the kids “Lindey’s dead” and the children all cheer.
Homer Simpson pauses his lawn mowing and with a bit of a side eye says to Bart: “you know, a ‘D’ turns into a ‘B’ so easily. You got greedy”
Frank half-apologetic for his Chardee Macdennis (name pending arbitration) team flag says “i didn’t know it was gonna come off like that “
The “do you come with the car” lady from The Simpsons saying “oh you” then giggling and waiving.
As Lucas looks on from his spot on the couch, AJ indignantly says to Warren: “I dont feel that i need to explain my art to you.”
The Joker fretfully looks over a photo and asks Bob “Who is that loss?”
George looking confused as he looks out into the rainy night asks “Where’s my dinner?”
Homer Simpson cries out “It’s a box! My game’s a box! Damn you! a box!”
Homer Simpson as John Elway scores a touchdown in garbage time of Super Bowl XXX to make the score Denver 7 San Francisco 56
The a crowd is gathered in church where giant letters hang that spell out “HER?”
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Kareem Abdul Jabbar looks over from his spot in the collection at Doug Remer
Jason Kelce and Beau Allen explain to Charlie Kelly: “Every single thing that every single fan does… at home or at the stadium, makes a direct impact in the game.”
Kent Brockman on the Springfield Film Festival Red Carpet, as a man in a white t and black vest exits waving and smiling at the crowd of onlookers. Kent says “Here’s one of those lovable high schoolers from TV’s ‘Springfield Heights 90210.’ He’s cool. He’s sexy. He’s 34 years old. Let’s hear it for Kyle Darin.”
Louis grips James’ french fry theiving hand and tells him through nearly clenched teeth: “There are several sacred things in this world that you don’t *ever* mess with. One of them happens to be another man’s fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.”
As Dennis requests a skinless apple in the background for Charlie, Charlie is more preoccupied by Dee’s cat-in-the-wall predicament, telling her “cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright. You don’t know shit about cats.”
Dennis loudly berates Charlie to tell him “the first smell that begat all the other smells!”
The Vegan Police confront Ex Boyfriend #3 Todd for consuming gelato. Panel 1: vegan officer 1 “you knowingly ingested gelato” Panel 2: Todd “gelato isn’t vegan” Panel 3: vegan officer 2 “it’s milk and eggs bitch.”
Becky reads her yearbook after having it signed by Bart. Lisa and some other students turn their attention as she passes by reading aloud: “‘See Ya!’ He writes the way people tlak.”
(From R to L) Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, and Lee Meriwether posing at the 2004 TV Land Awards and loving it.
Nat and Andy David sit on a couch, as Andy proclaims to Larry “there’s no good Chinese food in LA”
Happy Gilmore tells Shooter MacGavin with a taunting look “somebody’s closer”
Jerry Seinfeld telling a hospitalized Mr Mendelbaum “Well, i don’t know how official any of these rankings really are.”
Hans Moleman says “Fuck AI”
John Bender asking the tough questions during a Saturday detention: How do you think he rides a bike?
Comment under “PLEASE STOP UPDATING THE APP” from the OP says “Mine is the opposite, it turns off before I’m ready, i have to turn it back on then turn it back off.”
A high school student being removed from class by US Secret Service for asking his teacher if he was allowed to say “i think i’m going to shoot the president.”
The Joker sits at a table with pictures strewn about and he reviews a picture that cause him to exclaim to Bob “who is that loss?”
Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, and Obi Wan Kenobi grin in that force ghost way while clad in those robes they make all the Jedi wear forever.
Prof John Frink in front of a giant computer “ I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful 10,000 times larger and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.”
Reverend Lovejoy tells a hurricane beleaguered Ned Flanders: “OOH... SHORT ANSWER: "YES" WITH AN "IF." LONG ANSWER: "NO" WITH A "BUT."
Marge sits on the arm of the Simpson’s couch nervously looking at Homer, who says with an angry face: “moochin’ war widows.”
A gremlin on the side of the bus.
Frank Reynolds, Dee Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, and Charlie Kelly stand aside the Schuykill River and Strawberry Mansion Bridge as Dennis unleashes his one permitted scream into the ceremonial scream pillow.
A brown dog is in frame. A hand is patting the good boy on his head. Caption at top “yeah, this is Smuckers. We share the same affliction.” Caption under Smuckers “[coughs]”
Marge Simpson holds a sign that reads “I’m protesting because Itchy & Scratchy are indirectly responsible for my husband being hit in the head with a mallet”
Father Dowling and Sister Steve peer out from behind a locomotive.
Bob Hope in golf attire enters the desert tent and addresses Milbarge and Fitzhume. “Doctor. Doctor. Ha. Glad I’m not sick.”
“The Gang Goes To A Dog Track” (in the font of a title card for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”)
Homer angrily accuses: SO ONE OF THOSE EGG COUNCIL CREEPS GOT TO YOU TOO, HUH?
Chaz with a stern look admonishes the record exec saying “for all you care our album could be Pip farting on a snare drum.”
Bart Simpson at the dinner table points and says “gotcha— can’t win, don’t try”
Charlie Kelly standing next to Artemis holds his hands up over his head and says “I’m like, all the way up here with it.”
Krusty barges into the town hall where Burns’ sun blocker can be seen creating an artificial eclipse carrying suitcases, and says “I’ve been in Reno for 6 weeks. Did i miss anything? What the…?”
Stage setup for Ring of Honor wrestling TV tapin as captured from a 2nd row seat.
The manager at the cracker factory tells Kirk VanHouten “Maybe other episodes exist. We don’t know. Frankly we don’t want to know.”
Hoover, Otter, and Boon appear before a disciplinary hearing. Otter stands and says “don’t worry, i’m pre-law” Boon looking up replies “i thought you were premed” To which Otter asks “what’s the difference?”
Gamera, Rodan, Mothra, and Godzilla rant and screech at the fleeing commercial passenger jet.
Cover of Sports Illustrated’s 2009 commemorative issue for the NY Yankees World Series win. Pictured is the team celebrating near the pitcher’s mound following the final out.
Dark Helmet plays with his Spaceballs™️ dolls.
Bart Simpson breaks out his check book in the backseat of the Simpson family car and begins writing. Caption: “Let's see. ‘Pay to the order of...’ Lisa-- one cent and no cents.”