Corey Danks

@coreydanks.bsky.social

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WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME Designer + Illustrator Philadelphia https://linktr.ee/coreydanks

A 1970s Houston Rockets logo that I photoshopped to make it look like the character is farting HOUSTON ROCKETS
An OG Pikachu Pokemon card
An orange traffic cone that says LEBRON PLEASE COME
An Instagram ad that’s just a photo of an old white man smiling likes he’s in pain, with a Learn more link at the bottom
American Football playing WXPN Free at Noon
Señor Bob from Hateful Eight
The famous photo of Wilt Chamberlain holding up a piece of paper with ‘100’ on it after he scored 100 points in a game
Photo of three SunDown in Riwaka beer cans. A New Zealand Steam Beer collab between Stolen Sun and Root Down. Illustration on cans features a kiwi wearing a steampunk hat, monocle and standing on a suitcase. Background is a mountainous New Zealand sunset.
Nova (greyhound) and Milo (beagle/dachshund mix) laying outside in 102 degree weather
A chart showing the 36 albums I've listened to the most in the first months of 2026
Quote form Austin Powers that says “There are only two things I can’t stand in the world, people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures…and the Dutch”
A beer in a koozie that’s says “LIFE DOESN’T GET EDDIE VEDDER THAN THIS” in front of a tv with the World Cup on
Nike slides that look like a cybertruck
The Houston Rockets 'Dunkstronaut' secondary logo. An astronaut dunking a basketball
A black bumper sticker featuring an illustration of the Phillie Phanatic holding a hot dog gun and saying “OPEN WIDE!” to the left and text that reads “KEEP HONKING LOSER! I’M DAYDREAMING OF THE PHILLIE PHANATIC SHOOTING ME IN THE FACE WITH HIS HOT DOG GUN!” to the right
Five multi-colored mini Kaiju figures
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 05.18.2026
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 05.11.2026
Milo, beagle dachshund mix, sleeping on my leg
A colored pencil illustration of a orange person with a basketball head who’s wearing a teal #69 jersey
An X-Files x Philadelphia 76ers bootleg shirt designed by Corey Danks (me)
Medieval torture rack
A Sixers x X-Files ‘I Want To Believe’ sticker designed by Corey Danks (me)
Sabres vs Bruins and Sixers vs Celtics on the same screen
Undertaker sitting up in a coffin
Flyer for 420 Happy Hour at Khyber Pass Pub at 5pm featuring an illustration of a stoned apple. Featuring specialty brews, 420 giveaways and a chance to win a record player!
Garfield drawn in chalk on the side of a building
Magnolia & Johnson Electric Co. playing at Johnny Brenda’s in Philadelphia on April 9, 2026
Libertee Grounds 5th Anniversary logo. A green snake shaped as the number 5 is surrounded by text that reads 'LIBERTEE GROUNDS' and '2021 * 2026' in a black oval with a gold border
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 04.03.2026
A Mediterranean House Gecko on our ceiling in Port Richmond, Philadelphia
A color pencil illustration of a pink guy, in a yellow shirt with a red collar, with blue hair burping a green cloud
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 03.27.2026
Flyer for the King Bloom Open, a blind cider tasting competition, on 4/19, 4-6pm at Pip's Cider Bar (1321 N. Lee Street) in Philadelphia. Bottom of the poster reads: Vote for the people’s choice Award | Sample CIDER Entries | Food from Ulupica | One complimentary cider from Pip’s additional pay-as-you-go CIDERS | Hang with the makers!
A hand painted sign that says ‘Turtledelphia’ and ‘pop. 7 approx.’
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 03.20.2026
A satellite image of Pee Pee Island
A metal bucket that say “yuck buck”
Drawing of an old run rummer (car) with a 5 on the passenger door speeding away with bottles of booze falling out of the open trunk
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 03.13.2026
Homer Simpson bunched in a jacket with snow on his shoulders saying “Oh, lousy Smarch weather”
A postcard featuring an illustration of the Landsdowne Theater by me (Corey Danks)
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 03.06.2026
A drawing of a person in a hot dog costume sighing with their arms at their side
Milo, beagle-dachshund mix, sitting at the kitchen table with plants and a window in the background
Former 76ers GM Bryan Colangelo wearing a very normal-sized collar
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 02.27.2026
An old, painted American flag, with a pile of snow in front of it, on a white brick wall at the end of a street. There are railcars covered in graffiti above the flag. The sky is very gray
Homer Simpson wearing a giant cowboy hat and holding an airhorn
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 02.20.2026
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 02.13.2026
A post by Victoria Zeller that reads: [occupying force rolling tanks into a bluesky neighborhood. the streets are abandoned. the people are in hiding] lieutenant: how are we going to draw them out sir captain, holding a megaphone to his lips: < Without revealing your actual age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand? [sounds of doors opening, windows clattering as 38-46 year olds rush to answer]
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 02.06.2026
Bumper sticker that reads “Oh My God! I've Been Trusting The Process Since 2013 and All I've Gotten Is This Lousy Clinical Depression!” with an illustration of Joel Embiid with his head down and holding a cigarette to the right
Milo (beagle-dachshund mix) my idiot dog
A yellow cartoon dog wearing a blue long sleeve and red pants clenching their fists with the text “I’M FREAKING OUT DAWG” surrounding them
4x4 grid of my most listened to albums the week of 01.30.2026
A comment that says "Ordering a cheesesteak is more than saying "One, please". You must specify a size and toppings, such as "wit" (fried onions) and "whiz" (cheese whiz). If they ask you if you want lettuce, tomato, and mayo, go elsewhere. Stop and get a soft pretzel to go with it (not Annie Anne's). Best places for steaks are Geno's or Pat's. For pretzels, Philly Pretzel Factory."
VJ Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey, of the Philadelphia 76ers, on the cover of SLAM #260
Milo, a beagle-dachshund mix, and Nova, a greyhound, napping next to each other on a carpeted floor