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A gif of a person crashing through a ceiling
A yellow Spirit Airlines plane with the Spirit Halloween logo edited onto the back
A screenshot of some graffiti in the game Left 4 Dead that reads "we are the real monsters." The graffiti below it that usually reads "no that's the zombies, idiot" has been crudely scribbled over and replaced with "yeah that checks out."
I ain't reading all that, free Palestine
A gif from the Dropout improv comedy show Very Important people, where the host asks a character called Tommy Shriggly "So then what did you do with the 100 thousand dollars?" To which Tommy replies "I invested it and then turned it into 16 thousand dollars."
Walter White from Breaking Bad screaming inside a car
A parody youtube thumbnail where a baby sits in a high chair with a pacifier in their mouth. The big, bold text next to them reads "still worth?" The title of the video is "My brand new binky 3 minutes later... still worth it?"
A club penguin meme. In the first panel a penguin sitting behind a desk asks "nine one one, what is your emergency?" In the second panel they say "what do you mean they circumvented your block?" And in the third a final panel the penguin says "that's illegal, people can't do that."
Scrotus from the 2015 Mad Max videogame getting a chainsaw jammed into his skull. It's pretty gnarly.
A drawing of a sad little guy looking down and going "yeah"
A very happy star with a big smile, giving two thumbs up. There's a bunch of balloons and confetti around it and the text overlaid on top reads: Gavlebocken down!
“Kids lie a lot,” responded Coriell, the principal. “They lie about all kinds of things. They blow lots of things out of proportion on a daily basis. In 17 years, they do it all the time. So to my knowledge, at 2 o’clock when I checked again, there were no pictures.”
A horrifically distorted AI generated person in a cartoony style
An image of John Eyepatch Wolf in a Garfield suit
A logo for the fictional company Abstergo from Assassin's Creed. It's a triangle split up into three colored segments (red, yellow and blue).
An image of Squidward from Spongebob looking distressed and saying: "Oh no, he's hot!"
A close-up selfie of a white woman with grey hair and wearing thick-rimmed sunglasses sitting in her car
A Simpsons meme. Milhouse's dad stands in front of the non-monogamy bed, proudly gestures to it and says: "I sleep in the first bed designed for non-monogamy, do you?" To which Homer Simpson responds: I sleep in a big bed with my husband and wife."
A meme. Chuck Schumer is superimposed onto a Subway sandwich. The top text reads: "Democratic senators be like 'The government must do something!'" The bottom text reads: "My brother in Christ, you are the government."
A two-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a young person says: "Harris should've committed to an arms embargo." And a character labeled as an 'average Democrat' responds: "I just fantasized about Republicans killing you." In the second panel, the young person gives the Democrat a bewildered look.
A creepy portrait of a mysterious figure. Overlaid on top is the title of the poem in blood red letters: "Butchers."
So I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people who do.