Sarahtonin

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Writer, technical and otherwise | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Champagne girl in a Cheez Whiz world If most of your scroll is re-skeets, I will not follow back, not even if I know you and love you well.

A chest detail of a sweater i knitted. The main color is a salt and pepper wool, with contrasting bands in gradients of purple.
A white woman in a fox onesie smiles broadly in response to a sweet comment.
A white woman wearing a fox onesie/kigurumi smiles mischievously into the camera.
A white woman wearing a purple dress with pearl earrings and a necklace of pearls and amethysts looks into the camera. She wears makeup and her blue eyes are bright.
“@antiantiai.verysane.ai has added you to the ‘Anti-Al Blocklist Subscribers’ moderation list”
A white woman with graying blonde hair and blue eyes leans forward into the lamplight and brushes her hair back over one ear. Her blush pink dress shows some cleavage, and she leans past a cushion with a burst seam, revealing the pillow within.
A tweet from 9:07 AM, August 21, 2024 from an account called "your friendly cloud native gopher" that reads: "Huge props to the folks who do docs at isovalent/cilium"
A domestic shorthair cat with a mix of white and orange tabby fur sits on a coffee table, ears attentively forward and facing away from the camera. His tail is relaxed and curled slightly at the tip. He wears a rainbow collar to make him easier for birds to spot, as well as a locator tag.
"I pledge that I will not provide any service to Columbia University. I will not speak at conferences held at or organized by Columbia. I will not publish with Columbia publications or provide peer reviews for them. I will not provide outside tenure evaluations for Columbia departments. I will not contribute in any way to the institution until everyone who is responsible for this week’s shameful decision has resigned, retired, or been fired, and until Columbia repudiates their catastrophic choice."
The ten day forecast for Victoria, BC showing temperatures ranging consistently between the low teens and low twenties Celsius.
A real-life print version of Curse of Hearts, by Oliver Darkshire.
A white woman with blue eyes and graying hair looks into the camera with a small, genuine smile at the corners of her mouth.
A potted succulent blooms a single five-petaled brilliant purple flower that lasts only from sunrise to sunset before withering.
A still from the game Undertale, where the player looks into a mirror and, upon interacting with it, receives the text bubble: "* Despite everything, it's still you."
Instructions on a box of HotHands read: “push in and tear up”
A yearling black tail buck with nubby new horns looks up from his nap in the overgrown grass of an urban house’s yard.
A white woman wearing a pink-toned ensemble looks into the camera with an expression she denies is mischievous. P.S. It’s mischievous.
An unconscious Wei Ying (played by Xiao Zhan) rests in the arms of Lan Zhan (played by Wang Yibo), unaware that his greatest secret has just been revealed.
The character Ferdinand Lyle, from the show Penny Dreadful, says "Never underestimate the power of a queen with lovely hair, my dear," before firing a pistol at a target off screen.
A copy of Amplitudes: Stories of Queer and Trans Futures, edited by Lee Mandelo
A seated white woman wearing pink looks sidelong at the camera. Her hair is parted in the middle.
Thai actor Bright Rapheepong sits casually, one arm raised to rest on a railing. He wears a graduation robe and looks into the camera with a slight smile.
Thai actor Bright Pirapat looks into the camera with slightly parted lips. His hair is casually styled and he wears a long-sleeved shirt.
“We could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get”
A white woman in a neutral colored linen dress and cardigan sits on her couch, brushing her hair back over one ear.
A vase of pink peonies in full bloom
That’s a fucking yikes from me, dog
A white woman wearing neutral tones looks sidelong at the camera.
A white woman shows off the top half of a neutral-colored sundress made of linen with braided shoulder straps.
A goldfish speaking into a tiny microphone held by a human hand says, "Would"
me: I’m going to bed early tonight me: me: Is that the sun
"This is a big, handsome man. He's happy and relaxed. He's husky and strong. I can see him slapping my ass in the kitchen and enjoy my cooking. I can see him building a treehouse or killing a large predator. He looks like a good cuddler. He looks like a protector. "This is INSANELY attractive when compared with the image on the right. The lighting and angle could stand some work, as others have noticed, but also Olly simply looks too angular all of a sudden. "He also looks more locked in - like a guy who probably won't pay much attention to me as he's working to keep up his gains and impress his boys. As a woman, I immediately have questions about his diet and whether or not we can have happy times in the kitchen (let's face it, probably not). He does not look strong and soft to me here, he looks like he may struggle with a supply chain collapse, and we probably won't cuddle all that much. He does not appear relaxed."
A blue-eyed blonde white woman in a low cut black dress wears red lipstick. She looks into the camera, which is more or less coterminous with staring into direct sunlight.
A bowl of purple violas outside in the sunshine of a beautiful Vancouver Island afternoon
Genevieve O’Reilly, left, as Mon “Mothra”? Really?
Jesus is dead til tomorrow so let's do some crimes
A white ceramic vase full of pale yellow-and-white tulips sits on a kitchen table.
A fifty-two year old white woman in a bright floral print blouse looks into the camera with a smile.
A flickering late-20th century-style TV screen proclaims: Suffering will return after these messages.
Branches of cherry blossoms repeatedly opening and closing
That’s a fucking yikes from me, Dog
A poster for Blackspace Manifesto: Create circles, not lines Choose critical connections over critical mass Move at the speed of trust Be humble learners who practice deep listening Celebrate, catalyze, & amplify black joy Plan with, design with Center lived experience Seek people at the margins Reckon with the past to build the future Protect & strengthen culture Cultivate wealth Foster personal & communal evoluation Promote excellence Manifest the future
"We could both be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get."
A white vase holds red-orange tulips that are just beginning to bloom.
Several Japanese-branded tubes of desperately over-processed, thinly sliced "egg" that bears just enough resemblance to an actual sliced egg to cause the viewer to recoil in horror, stunned and agog at the hubris of man
That was me on the left, presenting masculine in 2021: sad, obese, and trapped. On the right is me as of 2025, presenting my authentic feminine self: happy, healthy, and free.
A close-up detail of a sewn face mask.
A comic strip with three different panels, titled "Things you'll never hear from your chilren". The first panel reads, "I am grateful that you didn't give me any liberty in how I could identify and express myself as a child." The second panel reads, "Thanks for not letting me explore who I was, just in case it might have been a phase." The third panel reads, "I am so glad my opportunities were restricted by rigid gender roles and stereotypes."
A white woman in a cranberry-colored cardigan smiles into the camera.
A browser error message that reads, "Hmm. We're having trouble finding that site. We can't connect to the server at nih.gov", the website for the US National Institute of Health.
The URL https://enddei.ed.gov
An Azure screen of death indicates that DNS resolves the URL for a government snitch form to a page that reveals a missing Azure Front Door Service configuration. Surely an accident!
A post reading, "Dear god, could he get any dreamier?" received 1 Like from God.
In the top panel, a sign hand written in Spanish on a commercial beer fridge reads NO HAY VENTA DE CERVESA (NO BEAR). ("Bear" is a misspelling of the English word "beer".) In the bottom panel, a sad-looking cartoon bear says, "Okay."
A safety sign that reads DANGER: NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU, IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE DYING