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@corndruid.bsky.social

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chronic chaotic good alignment. gotta phd in english from somewhere. abolish the prisons, demolish the oil companies, wear big boots. he/him none of my opinions are my own since you are also welcome to have them

A close up screenshot of the Trump Jesus showing a winged figure wearing a tripointed crown flanked by what appear to be the ghosts of Call of Duty NPCs.
A screenshot from Bethesda's game Starfield with a spaceman in the foreground and a planet with vertical rings in the back. There's also an image of the orange cartoon cat Garfield superimposed on it. It's Starfield Garfield. That's the whole joke, unfortunately.
A screenshot of a duck duck go search for "flag with no meaning" in which the search engine's top result is the yellow snake "don't tread on me" bullshit gadsden flag
ICE agents dressed in faux military fatigues
ICE agents in blue uniforms wearing tshirts and cargo pants.
Two guys in driving helmets sticking out of the top of Herbie the living car from the movies, a classic VW bug with a 53 on his hood. One of the guys is spitting out water because of my amazing joke.
A screenshot from Reddit suggesting that nobody in the world of Bloodborne actually say "Kosm" and Micolash, Host of the Nightmare is just full of crap
An album cover in a vintage sci-fi style showing a red celestial body rising over an abandoned city with a crumbling sun mural in the tiles of the foreground.
A totally fucking badass box with a grim reaper skeleton in a flaming chariot being pulled by a trio of pit bulls baring their teeth in righteous fury
"With all of this in mind, the Federation of State Humanities Councils and the National Humanities Alliance have mutually agreed to cancel this year's National Humanities Conference in Detroit. We are also not going to hold a fully virtual conference in lieu of an in-person conference in the fall, nor do we plan to convene a smaller group at that time in Detroit."
An image of an empty google search page with a blue ice fishing monster whistling to themself
The cover of the Dark Souls box for Playstation 3, featuring a knight sitting in front of a fire.
Clippy, Microsoft's old paperclip with eyes mascot, with a speech bubble above his head saying, "Sometimes I just popup for no particular reason, like now."
Pikachu is making a shocked face in front of a green and brown background.
A screenshot of the Washington Posts's new "AI" feature in which the question posed was, "How do I deal with difficult relatives?", and one of the source articles that was used to generate the answer was "Border drownings rose as migrants rushed to cross and Texas clamped down."
A screenshot from the video game Indika in which the two main characters are standing in a beam of light that makes falling snow look like a sea of stars.
A screenshot showing that Georgetown Coach Patrick Ewing makes $3,466,461 to coach basketball
Two guys underneath a heading that says, "A Real Conundrum." One guy is smoking a big cigar saying, "Maaaan, I just don't understand the Liar's Paradox," and the grumpy guy next to him says, "Oh I think you do."
An image of Claydol, a "clay doll" Pokemon who is shaped like a black onion on top of a softball. Red, white, and yellow decorations make it difficult to tell where the real eyes and mouth are.
A tower with three windows and a conical top that has stairs spiraling around the outside in a screenshot from Goat Simulator 3
An image of the Assassin's Creed cover with the little red Among Us guy superimposed over it
A gatefold LP with elaborate fantasy art including giant mushrooms, a mysterious swamp, and a battle between eldritch creatures
A cover of the book When the Star Kings Die by John Jakes, featuring a robotic hand with pink fingertips bursting out of the ground to grapple a shirtless man in green tights
An icy sculpture of a feminine-presenting face next to a masculine-presenting face, as the cover of Ursula Le Guin's novel The Left Hand of Darkness. An orange sticker says it won the Hugo and Nebula awards.
Hochi, a cartoon chicken with a middle part and a little skirt, raises an admonitory finger.
An image of Horton the Elephant from the Dr. Seuss book looking bemused, surprised, or happy--for a cartoon, the face he is making is actually quite ambiguous
A really awesome long sleeve shirt for the band Dawn Ray'd that says "The Battle of Sudden Flame" on the front and has instructions for making a molotov on the back. The back also says, "Stories like these launch a thousand burning promises up into the sky!"
An image of a slide that says "Tips for Revision" featuring an image of Justin Timberlake's gloriously ill-advised frosted tips
A stock photo of a man in a blue suit standing in front of a poem that reads, "Roses are red, / My suit is blue, / These are the criteria / With which I will evaluate you"
An image of food in a basket inviting viewers to a silent auction at Redbud Books on November 16th from 5-9 pm
an album cover featuring horses on a green field against a blue sky
a truly horrifying picture of an open-mouthed dog