Kiki is a little hobbit

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Greyscale kid shirt featuring “Chase” from Paw Patrol — the cop puppy ugh Block-printed over it: bright right ABOLISH
An absolutely perfect print of a wolf (in white paint on blue paper) that COINCIDENTALLY looks like it might have been drawn by an 8yo. In the background, another hand carved stamp (“abolish”) messily printed on white paper in brown paint
An … inexpertly-made snow sculpture of a dragon with oyster and mussel shells for eyebrows and eyes, pine needles for smoke. Overall… rustic. Made with love.
“Into the Heart of Middle Earth” by Kaitlyn Fascista, a paperback held in from of a fleecy blankie.
Close up on the appliqué with its rustic little blanket stitches and assorted filler stitches
De twee torens cover: big eye, lineart of some castles, flying things that could be eagles but are prolly fell beasties
Shelf containing only a Dutch translation of the hobbit with the Kelfkens cover: triangle Bilbo
3ft x 3ft weaving in muted teals, greys, navies Every part has texture — puffy wool roving loops, fine and nubby handspun yarn shapes, beads, natural intact lamb curls, agate beads, hand-dyed silks, a hand-knit sock, real barnacles
a really wet cat, but not even mad about it
Black ribbed silk tank has been embellished with hand-dyed purple grey teal embroidery thread: simple crochet on the armholes and a scalloped pattern along the v-neck
Axolotl looks content, lil smile. HOES MAD
Sloppily markered white youth tee reading: Ask me about [creeper with 🥹 face] MINECRAFT!
Blonde elf cheesing and very hot he-elf with long dark hair, both have gold circlets and look like Rivendell has made them fat and happy
Saw Gerrera: You think I’m crazy? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the sane.
Reddit meme post comparing seagulls in Middle-Earth — majestic, graceful, noble, mellifluous — to IRL seagulls — petty little chaos gremlins of the sky and shore.
Be a bad bitch and a good person, it’s okay to be both - over a still of Leia handing Wicket a ration-cracker on Endor
Remnants of the Maia Pei Brigade hold Cassian Andor hostage
Dark 2-ply yarn so fluffy, wrapped around a neck
Mussolini with the same crazy eyes as Steven Miller
Three Spidermen pointing at each other meme
An unfinished pastel quilt composed of floral squares with much more height and stuffing than standard quilting — you can see the squish
A kinda abstract cover of Going Postal showing an edifice on fire and letters floating in the air
Three smug little birds adorn a reusable bag, chirping: “reduce!” “reuse!” “rethink your choices!”
Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s wearing a cape, a scar, and carrying a yew staff, as if drawn by a 6yo… for reasons unknown
Top officials at the Treasury Department and the U.S. Agency for International Development who objected to the actions of his representatives were swiftly pushed aside. And Mr. Musk's efforts to shut down U.S.A.I.D., a key source of foreign assistance, have reverberated around the globe.
Woman wears a silver earring in the shape of a guillotine, adorned with little red crystal drops of blood. Small inset poster describes a planned protest for 2/5/25 at noon at every state capitol. Other descriptions poster couldn’t immediately find also encourage a walk-out at that time if presence at your capitol isn’t feasible.
[The following is a screenshot from Threads] the_talesthatreallymatter: I need to take some time away from here, to help my emotional health. I'll be back. Until then, keep the faith and look for the light, friends. another threadsposter responding: Remember - the Sun yet shines !! 🌞 drcarinamd, in response to this response: Hi Steve — I’m confident you mean to be supportive and kind, but the reality is that Charles has been asked to leave a number of Tolkien communities because of sexually inappropriate behavior. If and when he ever takes real accountability for his actions, then there won’t be a need to proactively find his accounts and warn potential victims. If you would like more info, let me know.
A grinning woman in a big puffy coat holds a THE FUTURE IS ABOLITIONIST sign in Portland, Maine’s People’s March
A 5yo is playing with an iPad and sporting a pointy, dark green hobbit hood. He could also be some manner of wood sprite.
Newspaper clipping reads: A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
People are rightly pointing out that you cannot just declare yourself a "safe person." But in places where allies are thin on the ground, it can be life and death just to know who WANTS to be safe. And if you say it, walk the walk. I WANT YOU TO FEEL SAFE
Please vote. Vote if you think it won't affect anything. Vote if you think your district is unwinnable, or if you think it's totally safe. There are people out there right now planning to claim fraud, in bad faith. The popular vote is one measure by which media will decide how seriously to treat them, it's a measure that will affect how bold they are. Each ballot actually does, in a real sense, matter.
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Tom Bombadil is in fishnets and showing a lot of cleavage
Totoro Galadriel has a little Mallorn leaf. Totoro Sauron is cheesing.
Clown from your nightmares
Black cashmere scarf embroidered with a flaming Eye of Sauron — and little pink hearts
The classic xkcd about staying up and online because someone is WRONG on the internet, but wrong has been replaced with "being unkind"
A swatch of what is only recognizably ribbing as you get to the top toward the live stitches 😂
Hat on a head in the sunshine
A simple ribbed hat is underway in chain-plied handspun. The colors are muted and autumny, rust to mossy green to dusty skyblue and back through greys and beiges. It’s on double-pointed needles and, if I do say so myself, the coziness really jumps out.
Morfydd Clark, in a much-filtered image and a white off-the-shoulder top, looks contemplative holding a mug that reads “MALE TEARS”
A goofy little hand-stitched rendering of Bilbo Baggins as pictured on the Dutch cover of “De Hobbit” His lil legs are all hairy
Jennifer Lawrence crying “what do you MEAN?” while dying of hot sauce
Campaign-style bumper sticker in front of American flag: SATANIC REPTILIAN '24 -- "Ssss sssss America ssssss!"
A sexy and unholy blend of ROP’s Galadriel and Charlize Theron’s evil queen from the Huntsman universe: smoky eyes, spiky crown. A woman by whom you’d be happy to be slapped.
'Receive my service, if you will!' 'Gladly will I take it,' said the king; and laying his long old hands upon the brown hair of the hobbit; he blessed him. 'Rise now, Meriadoc, esquire of Rohan of the household of Meduseld!' he said. 'Take your sword and bear it unto good fortune!' 'As a father you shall be to me,' said Merry. 'For a little while,' said Théoden.