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Pretend fights are the best fights. Gender is a Constructicon. 🖤🩶🤍💜

Poster for a photo exhibition of DDT Pro wrestlers. Main focus is a glamour photo of Kazuki Hirata looking thoughtfully with hand on chin
Uehara Wakana dressed as Shinsuke Nakamura for a TJPW fan event
Danhausen dressed in YEET gear
Cover art for 2018 arcade-style racing game Onrush
Columbo famed disheveled police detective in a his trademark beige raincoat meets Robby the Robot known for Lost in Space and Forbidden Planet. The episode is Mind Over Mayham where Columbo investigates a murder at a university think tank
Shunma Katsumata of DDT Pro-Wrestling stands in a wrestling ring wearing a vintage 1988 USA Coca-Cola jacket. The jacket is bright red with blue bands that have red stars on the arms. The Coca-Cola logo is written in white with the Olympics rings underneath on the lefthand side on the front
The white puffball in the top left corner is a pom-pom flying towards the photographer. Having thrown it, Max the Impaler stands roaring in the middle of the ring. They are dressed Mad Max/Wasteland warrior style with their trademark black super mullet. Mifu Ashida looks on in horror at her pom-pom's fate. She is in purple ring gear with a cheerleader look.
Sakisama wearing her signature wide Victorian hat and long gloves stands with her bodyguard Misao with a ninja style half mask, long pirate style boots and epaulets on her shoulders. The fashion style is a mix of modern goth, French aristocracy and anime coolness.
On their way to the ring is Ryo Mizunami aka ANIKI dressed as Santa Claus
Mio Momono wearing a peach hat and her tag partner Yurika Oka wearing a banana hat stand in the corner of a wrestling ring before a match. A referee holds up their Sendai Girls tag championship belts.
Kira Summer, Hyper Misao and Yuki Kamifuku as their coffee supremacy faction Coffee Breakers. Each are wearing black gear, holding coffee cups with Misao holding a paper bag with a drawn Starbucks logo but the mermaid's face has a Misao mask
Inside Royal Albert Hall in London, the rikishi are lined up around the dohyō. A sold-out crowd looks on.
Watching TJPW on a tablet and sumo on a television
Poster for DDT's Charismaniaxmaniaxmania show. Daisuke Sasaki is floating over the Earth in his underwear
Announcement of Shoko Nakajima & Miyu Yamashita vs. Yuki Kamifuku & Yuu
Announcement of Arisu Endo vs Jada Stone for the vacated TJPW International Princess Champion title
HIMAWARI screams in terror as she turns around to see Aja Kong. The videotron in the background is showing a close-up of HIMAWARI's face
Pom Harajuku drags Mizuki, who is sitting/trapped on an inflatable porpoise in a watermelon innertube. Mizuki is screaming in horror
Sign for KFC Hall & Rooms, a conference center in Tokyo that holds many TJPW events
Chris Brookes fails a test of strength with Ram Kaicho. Ram's face is painted blue instead of white and she is wearing a Princess Jasmine-type costume. This is all taking place in a crowded bar
DDT match announcement for Kazuki Hirata & Danshoku Dieno vs MxM Collection on July 29
Chie Koishikawa bites Baliyan Akki's finger to get out of a facelock. Referee Sawasdee Kamen gives the 5 count.
Antonio Honda leaping through the ropes towards Daisuke Sasaki on the outside of the ring
Graphic advertising CM Punk in the main event at WWE's Night of Champions in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
WWE ring with a table setup as a weapon that has two Slim Jim logos on it
Daisuke Sasaki drinking 3 beers at a family restaurant
A trophy with a pewter top and a see-through cylinder in the middle filled with purple-red balls. The balls are pickled plums.
Maki Itoh staring through a mass of fan thrown colour tape
Graphic announcing Marvelous will now begin regular streaming on Wrestle Universe
Sumo Kaboom bingo card
Two sumo wrestlers stand in the doyhō or ring as a sold-out crowd looks on. Hakuoho on the left and Tobizaru on the right
PS4 cover for One Piece: Pirate Warriors 3
Hyper Misao is wearing a cape with hot pink, dark green & bright green fur with sparkly fringe
MAO in jorts, rapper MC KIMIHIRO and KANON in his new white attire celebrate after a match
Champion Chris Brookes sneers at the camera. Challenger Yuya Koroku yells defiantly in the background
White cat wearing a pink soft cone
Masahiro Takanashi, who injured his neck at the March 20 Korakuen tournament, has been diagnosed with cervical vertebrae C5 and C6 fracture and cervical spinal cord injury as a result of examination. The surgery was successful yesterday, and the post-operative course is progressing well. He is currently undergoing treatment in the intensive care unit, and we are very sorry that we are unable to communicate with those who are concerned about him. We will make further announcements as soon as the situation becomes clear. We apologize for any concern this may cause to his fans, and ask for your continued warm support for Takanashi.
21 year old Ukrainian sumo wrestler Aonishiki in shiko-dachi or horse stance after his win. His current record is 2 wins and 2 losses on Day 4 of the March basho. He is Caucasian with brown hair.
News article with a picture of the inside of a Sobeys grocery store. It has a sign that says Sobeys Mumford: So Canadian
Astroboy firing his butt lazers
Yukio Naya stares down a slowly getting up MAO. Naya is wearing a green, gold & black wrestling singlet with fringe, designs, and a lot going on. MAO has on a pair of black pants.
Balrog stage from Street Fighter 2
Antonio Honda & Tokiko Kirihara place a chicken-masked Sayaka into a double armbar-type hold
Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion bandaged on a hospital gurney
Max the Impaler holds Pom Harijuku over their head; ready to hurl her at Hyper Misao and Shoko Nakajima
Theatre poster for The People's Joker film. A montage of the main players with green and purple as the dominant colours
Keigo Nakamura in a blue suit with glasses at a DDT press conference
Cold Slither (Zartan and The Dreadnoks) from G.I. JOE
White cat peaking out of a cat tree window
Chris Brookes and Shuji Ishikawa sing Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now' in the ring after their championship match
Ilusion in the ring wearing a Damnation TA hoodie
Hoshoryu accepting the Emperor's Cup for winning the Hatsu Basho
Miu Watanabe slumps in the ring with a traffic cone over her head
Ad featuring the tag teams of (Top row) Pom Harajuku & Max the Impaler, Hyper Misao & Shoko Nakajima, (Bottom row) Wakana Uehara & Yuki Kamifuku and HIMAWARI & Shino Suzuki
Antonio Honda trips as he gets into the ring as Yukio Naya attempts to stand back up after a knockdown. Honda's face is hilariously contorted.
Poster for tonight's ChocoPro on YouTube at 10 EST
Poster for the documentary Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction. The actor is staring out a car window, smoking a cigarette.
Poster for the film The Velocipastor. A priest with reptile powers fights ninjas!
Taz breaking the backboard à la Shaq on a shirt. The text reads: IN YO FACE!
Bracket for TJPW's 5th Max Heart tag team tournament