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Just before the England vs Argentina semi-final, Hetalia Japan (Honda Kiku) does his best to encourage Hetalia England (Arthur Kirkland) to win the match. "Please protect our DAUGHTER" he says, holding onto British shoulders in plea. This is unexpected as the blond boy responses "Our...?" and shakes. Will these nerves help or hurt their chances at the cup?
Hey did you catch the FIFA quarter-finals with England vs Norway? Because of the whole transference of Hatsune Miku ownership this was a huge deal as Norway had even more to lose. And they did lose because England won. Look at him. Yeah Hetalia England, Arthur Kirkland, him. He won Hatsune Kiku. I mean Honda Miku. He won Hatsune Miku, who happens to be cosplayed by Honda Kiku. Y'know, Hetalia Japan. World Stars or Axis Powers. HWS or APH. Does it really matter? What matters is England won because, after all, he's our wonder wall.
Happy birthday to AMERICA! That's right, Alfred F Jones! That America! It's his 250th birthday did you know that? He put it on some burgers and has presents from all his friends. He's so happy that Tony is taking a picture of him playing with fucking sparklers on his playschool rug. That's probably a fire hazard. But it's the AMERICAN WAY!
Feliciano Vargas (North Italy), Ludwig Beilschmidt (Germany), and Honda Kiku (Japan) are ready for the World Conference with some slay outfits. That's right, thanks to the Mayla Collab, everyone's favourite trio is rocking in with some very fun shoes and skirts. Feliciano is thrilled, as exhibited by smiling and waving. Ludwig seems a bit more shy, but he's just trying to get that Italian's attention. Kiku knows he's adorable but he knows how to be mature about it.
Another addition to the Death Note Sonic AU. Sonic is L, chained to Shadow who is Light. looking at the cuffed pair is Big the Cat, the stand in for Misa. Big remarks "Gosh. Is this what you mean by being together 24 hours a day with him?" In the corner is the stand in for Chief Yagami, Maria Robotnik. She seems to be dealing with this rationally.
Sonic is L from Death Note while Shadow is Light from Death note. Sonic asks Shadow "Wait, lemme guess. You must be really annoyed because I'm the only one eating cake."
A Sonic Death Note AU. Shadow the Hedgehog is Light Yagami. He is stating the iconic line... "Just According to Keikaku" with a "(Translator's Note: keikaku means plan)".
Sonic as L is eating a chili dog in a silly way just like light is eating a banana in a silly way
It's Death Note except with Sonic the Hedgehog's Triple S! We have Shadow the Hedgehog as Light Yagami, Sonic the Hedgehog as L, and a bit of a crystallised (Mephiles'ised?) Silver the Hedgehog as that apple loving Ryuk.
Two panel comic. Top Panel shows Shadow the Hedgehog on Space Colony ARK. With an upset expression, he says "No. No, not like that." The second Panel shows Sonic the Hedgehog in City Escape. He looks enthused as he contradicts Shadow by going "I mean, yeah, kinda like that!"
Remember that VOCALOID song, "I like you, I love you" (す...す...すき大すき)? Well, who else fits that than Japan (日本)? No one! We've got the one and only Honda Kiku (本田菊) in the wonderful Hetalia World Stars (ヘタリア World☆Stars) outfit. He's holding Mochi America (who retains Nantucket in a controversial turn of events). For the first few seconds, he struggles with repeating "Su (す)" getting progressively redder in the face, hearts beating around him and shaking a bit as he squeezes the little blob tighter. Then, he leans closer and says "Suki Daisuki (すき大すき)" with the text spelt out with the lip-sync. Japan stares and the lettering and hearts slowly fade as realisation dawns on him. A flush overtakes him as he looks around sheepishly to an ellipses appears, only to bury his face in the mochi. As hearts reappear (and a huffy BAKA バカ), Mochi America winks to the viewer because he's proud of that chutzpah. Who do YOU think he said it to? (OP's answer is England, but yours can be different)
A cropped Spotify screenshot that says “jump back in” and then the album for the amazing digital circus single “the one who’s running the show” featuring Caine absolutely serving
A commission for blahokazooie's Sisters Robotnik AU: Tikal the Echidna--now a ghost--emerges from a thermos held by Tekno the Canary. Tikal looks over and says "I'm a GHOST, not a Genie!" Tekno, quite amused with herself, replies "Well, it's a thermos, not a lamp." Meanwhile the tiny Chao that accompanies Tikal is being freaked out by being sucked into the Ghost Thermos that Tekno definitely didn't copy from Danny Phantom.
Team Chaotix is having a party! Vector the Crocodile is taking the picture and in the shot, showing that Espio the Chameleon and Charmy Bee are sittinga bout to have some cupcakes. The cupcakes look like the Sonic Heroes warp flowers. Behind them is a banner reading "THIS SKIBIDI RIZZLER IS 8 NO CAP" and on the cupcakes is the banner "BRUH IM 8". Charmy Bee is excited to eat. Espio is gesturing to Charmy, clearly confused, while looking at the camera. Because Charmy is not 8 so what is this? It's silly is what it is.
It's Shadow the Hedgehog but from Sonic Boom. He's got a sign with him. What's it say? "Mad at Sonic Island". Yup, that's where he was during the other episodes of Sonic Boom. At Mad at Sonic Island. Waiting.
Two panel comic for Hetalia ヘタリア (Axis Powers or World Stars, does it really matter anymore?). We've got England (イギリス) aka Arthur Kirkland (アーサー・カークランド) and Japan (日本) aka Honda Kiku (本田菊) taking Pochi (ポチ) for a walk. Pochi is a good talk walking along on his own while Japan and England walk holding hands. Because they're living their best Asakiku lives as a cute couple. In panel one, an unseen voice shouts "Hey! You need a Leash for that dog!" much to the confusion of England, Japan, and little Pochi who is quite fine without a leash. In panel two, Japan responds to the voice by going "Ah, If you insist--" and getting out a leash for his dog. Except by dog he doesn't mean Pochi because Pochi's a good boy. No, he's clinking that leash on England's collar since obviously he's the dog in need of a leash. Unseen voice clarifies"THE SHIBA!" but Pochi is a bit offended. We all know who needs the leash more (it's England). It's okay, he's into that. Immensely.
A part of Blahokazooie's fun Sisters Robotnik AU. Cosmo the Seedrian (Sonic X) and Hope Kintober (Archie Comics) are bonding. Dialogue is in reference to part of Blahokazooie's animatic, as Hope did not have any sort of funeral following her demise, whereas Cosmo was at least mourned. In this setting, Hope, wearing a few flowers tucked behind her ear, places a wreath of flowers on the head of Cosmo, who has regrown some and is in a hovering flower pot. Cosmo asks "But wouldn't you prefer this for--" before Hope cuts her off stating "Cosmo, it's not for a FUNERAL. It's just to, y'know, look CUTE." Cosmo, in awe, goes "O-oh... And, uh... do I?" Hope replies "ADORABLE, actually."
Hey look it's Japan (日本), but like, from Hetalia World★Stars (ヘタリア World★Stars), although I still remember when it was Hetalia Axis Powers (Axis Powers ヘタリア). Anyway Honda Kiku (本田菊) and Pochi (ポチ) are hanging out, maybe they were walking or something. The background is pink with some vague petals. Japan is holding a purple parasol while sitting nicely on some bench or wall. Pochi is on the ground just vibing. They look great, right? Those designs from that umbrella art were truly inspired. Such gradients!
Maria Robotnik and Sage Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog based on Blahokazooie's Sisters Robotnik AU. Maria, who is back from the dead as a zombie, asks "Sage... Can I EAT YOUR BRAINS?" to which Sage replies "You understand that I am artificial and have no physical brain, correct?" Maria quickly replies "Oh, in that case, can I HARVEST YOUR DATA?" Sage playfully says "...I decline." Maria is also leaning on Sage because she is taller.
Team Chaotix is having a party! Vector the Crocodile is taking the picture and in the shot, showing that Espio the Chameleon and Charmy Bee are sittinga bout to have some cupcakes. The cupcakes look like the Sonic Heroes warp flowers. Behind them is a banner reading "THIS SKIBIDI RIZZLER IS 8 NO CAP" and on the cupcakes is the banner "BRUH IM 8". Charmy Bee is excited to eat. Espio is gesturing to Charmy, clearly confused, while looking at the camera. Because Charmy is not 8 so what is this? It's silly is what it is.
Junior Wetworth from the Snorks, combining the styles of the 80s show with the newest redesigns on snorks dot com
Egg Pawn gently cradles a swooning Shadow the hedgehog. Pawnadow is written in a yellow bolt.
Black Doom from Sonic the Hedgehog in the form of Doom's Eye lounges in a coffee cup. He has a Pabst Blue Ribbon because he is an absent father. Black Doom is surrounded by the text "WE MEET AGAIN" on top and "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG" on bottom.
Team Chaotix is having a party! Vector the Crocodile is taking the picture and in the shot, showing that Espio the Chameleon and Charmy Bee are sittinga bout to have some cupcakes. The cupcakes look like the Sonic Heroes warp flowers. Behind them is a banner reading "THIS SKIBIDI RIZZLER IS 8 NO CAP" and on the cupcakes is the banner "BRUH IM 8". Charmy Bee is excited to eat. Espio is gesturing to Charmy, clearly confused, while looking at the camera. Because Charmy is not 8 so what is this? It's silly is what it is.
The main three of Hetalia Axis Powers (Axis Powers ヘタリア)! Doing a cute little lean is Japan (日本), known also as Honda Kiku (本田菊). With a zesty leg kick is Italy Veneziano or North Italy (イタリア・ヴェネチアーノ), sometimes referred to by the human name Feliciano Vargas (フェリチアーノ・ヴァルガス). And last but not least in the back looking serious with crossed arms yet a bit soft thanks to his friends' presence, is Germany (ドイツ), occasionally spoken of as Ludwig Beilschmidt (ルートヴィッヒ・バイルシュミット), although jury's out on that surname situation. They're all rocking those first series outfits with a background splash of green, blue, and white behind them to match their clothes.
Black Doom looms over Shadow the Hedgehog who is drowning in the goop on the Radical Highway
Jaden and Jesse (or Judai and Johan) from Yugioh GX ask Sonic and Shadow of Sonic the Hedgehog "Aren't' you like, the same person?" and get the response "Aren't you?" because yeah. The parallels are insane.
First two panels of a six panel comic. The first panel has Sonic the Hedgehog has an arm around Shadow the Hedgehog and Silver the Hedgehog respectively. He tells the viewer "Let me break it down". The next panel has a full body Sonic stating "I'm a Twunk (twink + hunk) very proudly. A sketchog version of Silver and Shadow look on. Silver claps while Shadow mutters "or a twink with an ego..."
Shadow the Hedgehog tells Infinite the Jackal that he already has a dog, as he is being held by Sonic the Werehog. Infinite cries.
A three-panel Hetalia comic. The first panel opens with Japan as the focus and two smaller heads of his friends, North Italy and Germany. Japan is remarking on the difficulty of keeping appearances in the workplace while in a relationship. "It's so sad, we must act PROFESSIONAL so we cannot act like a COUPLE." says Japan. North Italy concurs with a "Ve, ve, so sad..." whilst Germany notes "Well, ja, but it isn't THAT strict...". Panel two switches focus to England in focus, with France and America presented similarly as smaller heads. "We must be so stoic for the sake of NORMS and DEOCRUM despite our FEELINGS" laments England. France remarks "I think you're being MELODRAMATIC." as America comments "No one cares if you HOLD HANDS." The third panel shows the two woefully tradition-bound island boyfriends swooning. "It's CRUEL" Japan says. "It's INHUMANE" England says. They each have a hand near one another but pointedly are not holding hands, as they assume it improper for the setting. Meanwhile, North Italy, Germany, France, and America stand in the background, all shouting in unison "SHUT UP!" because they cannot take this bullshit. Really, it is a marvel when the only two people who assume there are these strict workplace boundaries end up in a relationship and make their own obtuse interpretations of propriety everyone ELSE'S issue. Actually, this might be more obnoxious than overt PDA...
Step one of the English Kabedon, as exhibited by England's representative Arthur Kirkland, is to approach with confidence, which he does to the swoon of Japan's representative Honda Kiku. Step two is... ??? Arthur doesn't know! He didn't think this through! There's a cute boy right there! Oh no! Step three at first appears to be 'fail at close range' but it turns out that having a blushing meltdown is actually key, as the true step three is to win him over by making him laugh! Another smashing success! Also they're in the Hetalia Gakuen outfits because maybe this is at W Academy or maybe this is just dress up. Who is to say. I remember when Hetalia Gakuen was a cancelled dating sim that used Hima's original art.