Cortland Coffey

@cortland.me

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soft bi boi | he/him | pfp by Spooky.Unicorns on IG & threads. @thepursuinglife.bsky.social 's co-host on @thereafterpod

Selfie of cortland in his office wearing a yellow beanie and a shirt that says holy fool.
Cartoon doodle I’ve cortland done by Spooky.Unicorns on IG & threads.
VHS tape cover for a movie called loaded. Seven Friends Are Getting Away For The Weekend. And One Is Getting Away With Murder.
Selfie of cortland standing at his desk in a blue and white plaid button up, grey beanie, and bright orange shoes.
My current vinyl listening set up featuring a wood mid century modern console holding a vintage audio set up.
Selfie of cortland sitting on his couch with a lamp and rotary phone on the side table beside him.
Selfie of cortland in a black witches hat, black T-shirt and black long cardigan sweater.
Cortland’s feet on the pdx airport carpet
Selfie of cortland in white and black plaid flannel, outside in front of blue sky.
Selfie of cortland sitting in bed with a grey headboard behind him.
Cortland mirror selfie in black boxer briefs
A couple different backdrops with a turn spin and squat fit check video all stitched together
Shirtless selfie of cortland wearing blue plaid pajama pants.
Selfie of cortland walking outside. Grass and blue sky in the background.
Selfie of Cortland walking outside. Bluesky and grass behind him. He’s wearing a black hoodie that says “The Blood Brothers” with the hood up.
Video showing all the angles of a spider Gwen forearm tattoo
Spider Gwen tattoo
Forearm tattoo. Just the line work pre shading and color of Peridot from Steven Universe!
Tattoo on Cortland’s forearm of Catra from the show she-ra and the princesses of power
Cortland showing a fresh tattoo on his arm. It’s the character Vaggie from the show Hazbin Hotel.
Shirtless selfie of cortland in the bathroom mirror wearing blue shorts with Snorlax on them
Selfie of cortland sitting in his car leaning out of the open door on the drivers side looking into the camera.
Selfie of cortland standing in a window as he looks into the camera. Black and white but Wearing the same blue checkered button up with grey vest and red tie.
Selfie of cortland standing against a wall wearing a charcoal grey shirt under a grey blazer with jeans and black shoes
Selfie of cortland smiling and looking into the camera. Wearing a sweater over a grey tshirt and an open black dress vest over everything.
Cortland holding a cd in his dim lit car. The cd is a MySpace promotional music sampler from the early 2000s featuring panic at the disco, the academy is, the bravery, new Amsterdam’s, Ben Kweller and more.
Selfie of Cortland in his grey and black bath robe open showing him shirtless wearing black boxers.
Selfie of cortland sitting at a side table with a window behind him. There are two books on the table. The black fantastic by Andre m. Carrington and little weirds by Jenny slate.
A pile of bricks on a white background
A black and white selfie of cortland looking into the camera wearing a black shirt with a skull on it that says local menace apparel Co. and wearing a 5 panel Burton hat.
Selfie of cortland in his boxers standing in his kitchen holding a plate with a giant chocolate chip cookie on it that is cut into pieces
Bowen yang making a distraught face with the caption that reads “I DONT WANT TO BE FUNNY. I WANT TO BE HOT.”
Selfie of cortland leaning on a counter and looking into the camera. Wearing a zip up hoodie over an argyle sweater vest.
Book cover for gravity lost by L m sagas showing in a kobo e reader sitting on Cortland’s lap in bed.
Selfie of cortland sitting in the car looking at the camera and smiling so the a closed mouth. He’s wearing a grey plaid flannel.
Selfie of cortland sitting in the drivers seat of the car looking into the camera.
Selfie of cortland looking into the camera with his arm up and hand behind his head. He’s wearing a grey button up open over a lighter grey tshirt.
Cortland in a full length mirror selfie wearing just shorts and boxers. The shorts are blue with Snorlaxes on them and the boxers are black sticking up over the waistband a bit. His room is very messy and you can see a towel and some dirty clothes in the floor and on a red chair behind him.
Selfie of cortland wearing a black hoodie and laying on a couch. The grey cushion pattern is behind him as he looks up into the camera
A photo of a patchwork tattoo sleeve on Cortlands arm. You can see a Snorlax, Greg and his frog from over the garden wall, the cheat, a couple wara wara, a donut, and half of a skull butterfly from adventure time and the character king from Owl house.
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sisyphus pushing rock up hill meme. He is labeled as “posting” and the rock is labeled “my will to live”
Screenshot of Post from @_elleorlando_ on threads. Dating sober guys feels like babysitting a kid because I never know what to do with them. Besides sex
The vinyl of the album brother sister by mewithoutyou
The vinyl for the album Cassadaga by bright eyes.
Cover art for the album curse your branches by David Bazan
Vinyl for Black Mile To The Surface by Manchester Orchestra
The vinyl for pinegrove’s album marigold
A picture of a billboard in Denver advertising the tanner gun show on April 19-20
A can of Diet Coke has the word partner written across it
Selfie of cortland standing in front of some lockers looking into the camera. Wearing a striped button up long sleeve shirt and a blue and yellow buff around his neck.
Screenshot of AXS LCD Soundsystem - Artist Presale screen for the show at red rocks. It shows a ticket being sold for $523
Selfie of cortland sitting on the couch holding his kobo e-reader but looking at the camera
A drawing of trogdor (a character from the web cartoon homestar runner who is a dragon with a muscly human arm) breathing fire onto a Tesla cybertruck. And it says “Burninating the Tesla”
Selfie of cortland looking into the camera. Wearing a black and white plaid flannel shirt.
Picture of legs covered in a blanket in a recliner of a movie theatre.
IBM keyboard but it only has the letter keys that spell “fuck you”, an enter key, and a spacebar.
A sign for a combination KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell in the shape of a flag
Selfie of cortland taken from above. He’s looking into the camera wearing a Fila sweatshirt and dark wood ear gauge plugs.