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@corvidae.bsky.social

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🔞 I am a real corvid, you can trust me. 💗🤍💜🖤💙💍they/he. FFXIV, Adamantoise; Saja costumer

digital art of a tiger puppy named Asriel perched on giant strawberry, chibi sort of aesthetic; stylized repeating fish background.
Idk-kun's Seiran posing with authority and seizing the viewer up. She is in a robe with birds flying by plant fronds covered in snow. Ginseng frames the halfbody art, and there's a minimal bamboo pattern on the oval behind her.
Chibi stylized art of the tiger puppy Asriel perched on a massive strawberry with a doodled repeating fish pattern simple background.
Photo of a massive plastic skeleton torso with one hand braced on piles of 6 piece sheet set boxes for sale, because it is guarding the end display at aisle 124 of a Costco. It is not clear from this angle why the skeleton is there. It is really huge. Like taller than a palette stack huge. Massive. Staring ominously at the meat fridges.
Icon of pink, blonde, and grey werewolf also by @malmseyy.com
Brushbuddy from Witch Hat Atelier in an upright on the go pose, tail a precious noodle behind it. It is on a seafoam-y circle background. Done by @malmseyy.com
Photo of a ~3.5" sticker of a blonde male viera in the Courtly Lover maiming chestpiece from FFXIV. The art is done in a style made to resemble the Hades 2 art style with inky shadows and colour blocks which CMYK conversion did not respect. The die cut border is sparkly, and the roses across the shoulders are purple sparkly. On his shoulder is the crow minion but made to resemble the bird from KPop Demon Hunters. It is posed in the sun against a slightly grubby plank of wood.
Purple book-shaped box from Tenebrous Press with the flaming flower crowned skull jaw agape on the top of the box and 'Tenebrous' in yellow all caps font on the spine of the box. It has been photographed on a faux marble tabletop with the sun hitting it.
Screenshot of mobile phone browser 'what type of gym leader should you be?' pokemon personality quiz results showing "DARK" type on a banner of assorted Dark type pokemon. It says "You got the Dark Type! Otherwise known as the Evil Type, these names can often be misleading, but maybe that’s what these Pokémon want. These Pokémon are certainly known for this sort of thing, using misunderstanding and underhanded tactics to change the stage in their favor. These Pokémon aren’t evil, but they are certainly brutal, manipulative, and powerful. Similar to the Poison Type, these Pokémon can beat something down into a pulp, using tactics to gain the upper hand when at first, it seems they may lose. These Pokémon pump all their points into their attacking stats and their hp stat, ensuring victory through strong attacks and plenty of hp to absorb a few strong attacks. These Pokémon are often found in dark, misunderstood places, areas shrouded in mystery and confusion, be it the darkness, a city’s alleyways, a sewer, or a cave. This is where they thrive, environments where they have the upper hand. These Pokémon often learn dirty tactics and unique moves that allow them to turn the tide of battle in a turn or two. Dark Types are often reckless, brave, or fearless, knowing the darkness all too well, and being more than ready to risk it all for victory. If you’re reading this, you might just be the same, reckless and brave, willing to take a risk. You may not fully know what you’re doing, but you’re ready to do what you need to do to win. Or who knows, maybe you’re just a punk or someone who takes pride in being an edge lord. Either way, I’m sure you’re ready to take up arms with a few of these mean-spirited winners-to-be and seize victory the way you see fit, whether or not others view it as fair."
Cut off screenshot of Faye from Demonschool smiling just a little as the dialogue box has a man accusing her, "You're a very rude young lady aren't you?" The pixel art background is a classroom with sunlight streaming in, a few students and teacher about.
Astronauts in space with one looking at ?earth? Meme. This version has the one behind holding out a bouquet of flowers. The earth-like blue orb the other Astronaut is looking at is captioned 'You in your entirety, including your flaws, struggles, and insecurities'. The Astronaut looking at the orb says 'Wait, it's all loveable?' And the Astronaut with flowers extended is replying, 'always has been'
A work in progress digital art image done in Krita, waist-up of a blonde male viera from ffxiv in the courtly lover's maiming set with a micro-crow minion perched on one shoulder. It is done in a style similar to the art from the game Hades 2. Some parts have been fully rendered, some are only black lineart, and some are partially rendered.
Photo of a multi-tiered faux woodgrain shelf, on which a beautiful ceramic frog sits on its ceramic mushroom. There is also other stuff all over, like a plastic frame with a polaroid; stacks of tea boxes; a couple colourful pinch dishes; and two rainbow coupe glasses. In the background there are some kitchen appliances and shelving, and the page side of cookbooks on a shelf.
A very dark photo of artist Kim Hu's DESTROY AI art on a soft black cotton shirt, purchased months ago from Aftermath to wear while on a panel. It is kind of hard to make out the shirt because it and the torso it is on are lit only briefly and barely by passing highway lights, as they are in the passenger seat of a car in motion.
Screenshot from Necrosoft's Demonschool, which released today. It features the lead Faye on the left looking confident with a small smile as some old dude off screen says 'You're a very rude young lady aren't you?" There is a classroom in pixel art in the background and, not pictured, the sick background music.
Tiktok clip from peachprc. OP in video is pretending to be two characters: one drawing in limestone, one observing. The drawer is doodling an old timey fishperson (loosely describable as a mermaid) and when the observer says 'show me where you saw this' the drawer instead reveals they mistook a regular seal for this fish person mer thing.
Photograph of turkey vulture on sign, wings spread open. Sign says 'kayak rentals available on request.' The joke is you can rent kayaks from this bird. I did not take the photo or make the joke, but both are excellent.
White and grey siamese mix grooming his back while sitting on part of a brown leather sectional. He is a little blurry because he is mid-lick.
A white and grey siamese mix cat with blue eyes sits patiently. He is waiting for a toy out of frame.
Cluttered photograph of a pad for ironing, on which lays a cobalt Saja shirt with the star cruiser symbol embroidered on one sleeve. There is a red dickey with its ties done loosely beneath it on top of the shirt. Beside them both is a baby blue bolero with pin tuck sleeves.
A photograph of the boy who is disrespectful for cheddar potato chips, a siamese / american shorthair mix lounging on his back on a fish-patterned rug.
Handmade pottery dish with little white fish swimming in a school holds a handful of black and white monochromatic semi-precious stone beads, a gold bird charm, and some navy thread.
Same beads as before on the bottom third of the photo, but above is a white and grey siamese american shorthair mix grooming himself and looking outside, disgruntled.
Photograph of two necklaces, and 4 bracelets, positioned on a faux wood vinyl floor all laid out encircled by the largest necklace. There are two types here: a couple in monochrome stone and semi-precious beads, and a couple in wood and colourful glass beads. Two have broken clasps, and one has completely fallen apart and must be wholly restrung.
Photo of a white and grey cat on his back, blob-shaped, all four paws in the air. He is squinting, sleepy, on a cream carpet landing.
Screenshot of the Laika store's very creative ParaNorman limited edition skateboard deck (which actually is rideable, wheels and all, not just art painted onto a skateboard deck shaped canvas which I hate) but it is 702$
Two-panel meme. On the left is just Lae'zel from Bg3. On the right is a kitkat bar someone has bitten into, directly through the wrapper.
Meme image of two pokemon game screens. On the top half, Eevee speaks with Pikachu. Eevee is saying "I do not vibe with this universe". In the bottom frame, Pikachu remains but eevee has teleported away in a sparkle burst of light.
Digital art. Rough sketch of the front and back of a black and white tunic, with gold leaf panels around the top skirt. The back has a big white lion rampant.
Photo of a bright blue sky and a sunlit sandy beach at low tide. In the distance there are five or six dogs playing, supervised by their owners. The beach is fairly quiet, it is still only seven or eight in the morning.
A large white cat with a dark grey tail and accents lies on cream carpet stairs looking up at the camera, because he is ready to playfully attack.
Photo of three laundry baskets on an out of frame table, against a brown wall and half a white french door with glass panes. It is one wall of a living room. The leftmost white laundry basket is full of unsorted white laundry. The basket in the middle is full of black/dark unsorted laundry, but it is also topped with a very fluffy soft black cat staring at the camera from the void. At a glance it is hard to tell where the laundry stops and the cat begins.
Leonardo DiCaprio as Dom Cobb in Inception, wearing a dark suit, looking skyward.
Slightly blurry night time photo. In the mid ground there are bottom boughs of a flowering magnolia tree, lit softly from beneath the blossoms by solar powered small lights wound around the branches. On the right there is a thin trail of identical lights along a nearly unseeable black iron fence. In the background there are rows of trees on both flanks, descending in height to an opening of navy night sky. In the middle of the empty blue night sky there is a single silhouette of an evergreen.
Bsky cropped screenshot of two users posting an answer to a question within one second of each other. The first skeet says 'believe it's "The Distance"' and the second says 'The Distance'
Stolen screenshot of a @YoRHaw tweet from the beforetimes which says "*boots up katamari* King of the Universe: ahhh my stupid ass son. Get your gay ass on earth and roll shit up for 20 minutes. OK. I hate you *the best song ever produced for a video game starts to play*"
Pale weirdly lumpy loaf of sourdough bread on a white plastic cutting board, with various kitchen clutter inthe background
Photo of a dozen funfetti cupcakes with mostly white buttercream icing, and rainbow sprinkles, held aloft on a white plastic cake caddy tray by OP. Two of the cupcakes have pink icing instead. Four cupcakes in the center have pink hearts on the white icing, and each of the four has a letter in black gel icing; `d`, `e`, `a`, `n` respectively. A slightly messy black stovetop and black cooling grate are in the background.
Blurry screenshot of a scene in an episode from the second dvd of season one of a Sabrina the Teenage Witch episode. Salem the black cat is in the driver's seat of a child's toy driveable car, making a blep face. Red lettering added to the photo says 'beep beep'. I took this photo for no reason because watching a cat drive a fake car in this hell year of 2025 brought me joy.
Photo of a pad of watercolour paper, with a roughly four inch watercolour and acrylic painting of a brick on a circle background of the trans flag colours. Black acrylic block letters are painted roughly so that 'FIGHT' is at the top of the circle and 'BACK' at the bottom. There are assorted individual watercolour paints, beeswax cloth, a porcelain palette, white birch palettes with recessed watercolours, a Sakura inking pen and a Simmons watercolour brush in 0 framed around the painting. The paints displayed are almost all Beam paints.
Photograph of a grey and white tabby mix cat in a loaf shape, his tail wrapped around him, as he uses a pile of black umbrellas as a bed for 3/4 of his body. He is looking down, ignoring me, because he thinks he's in trouble. The umbrellas are on a brown tablecloth, with red walla and various clutter in the background.
Screenshot of Twitter meme post from Lauren/NotABigJerk saying 'i'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion'
Photo of a plastic folding table covered in sewing projects, which includes some sapphire blue fabric in a loose pile; some baby pink knit on the left with wonder clips; a foot paw pad in navy blue linen with contrasting pink, seafoam, and grey beans; and frame right some arcade pattern faux fur in navy with yellow, blue, and pink arcade shapes. There is some clutter out of frame, and a single spool of turquoise thread with a needle in the bottom left of frame.
Photograph of a slightly crinkled newspaper cutting of an article titled "First word in gaming". The header is, in all caps, FROM NOW ON, YOU DO AS I SAY. Beneath the title: "Voice-activated LifeLine points the way to future action-adventure games, TONY LOFARO writes." There is one column of text visible of the article, which is cut off, but reads: "Listen up gamers, voice recognition technology is the future of video games. LifeLine is a new voice-activated action-adventure game that is set to change the way we play video games, and pull in those gamers who have grown tired of pushing butrons on a remote controller. Now, gamers can be hands-free, controlling the action on the screen only by their voice, barking orders to the lead character to do, well, almost anything. "It's a huge deal for gaming, certainly," said Rob Goff, a product manager off Konami Digital Entertainment in Red--' To the right is an image of the main character of the game, a thin woman in a dark skintight jumpsuit with a high neck. She is holding a pistol and looking over her shoulder towards the reader. There is a space station floating in space over a planet behind her. The text below the image reads: "LifeLine allows a gamer to be hands-free, controlling the action on the screen by voice, barking orders to the lead character to do, well, almost anything." Not mentioned: that it was terrible and very poorly implemented so it was really unpleasant to play. I remember the voice processing misheard me a lot so I'd end up going in circles or she'd say something about how rude I was being.
Photo of 8 chou puff with a mix of green and red craquelin toppings. They're resting on a black wire cooling tray on a stone kitchen counter, with appliances and jars in the background.
Criterion Collection cover image of Guillermo del Toro's film The Shape of Water, which depicts close ups of the main character on the left pressing her hands longingly against the glass containing the aquatic humanoid creature of her dreams who is staring back at her with his large fishie eyes.
Blurry low resolution meme of a raccoon. There are three shots of the raccoon looking disgruntled or distant, and the topmost one is all stretched out strange. The image has white text whichh says: "I no longer wish to have thoughts or feelings" and then, in brackets and smaller white text, adds "Unless they are good"
Photo of a crocheted hat flat on a table. It has a black brim with the word "good" in block letters. The hat itself is an alternating checkerboard pattern of double half crochet in pale lavender and in a black to rainbow fade yarn.
Kind of blurry photo of 3/4 of the back of an edition of Villainous, where Taskmaster is the rightmost character. The box features art of the gameplay and tokens.
Digital art of a fantasy fish, after it has been grilled in plant fronds. The fronds lay open beneath it to reveal the grilled fish.
Photo of a long-haired black cat lounging in an ungainly fashion on an old off-white leather couch, belly exposed as a trap.
Photo of a stuffed Alf sitting on a wood cabinet next to an old photo and two other stuffed animals.
A digital art cropped bust of comedian Leslie Jones in her Christian Siriano red gown look, smiling broadly, with the words 'I know who I am.' painted on a scroll-like banner below her bust.
Screenshot of a cutscene from FFXIV Endwalker where Nanamo Ul Namo addresses two trusted people in her throne room, preparing to take action in the face of disaster: `And yet, when Eorzeans rose from the ashes to rebuild our broken realm, did we not learn one simple truth?'
A photograph taken in Batuu by one of Disney's professional photographers. Two people stand in the doorway of Dok-Ondar's, hands on their hips, looking at the camera. They are dressed in the blue, red, and navy outfits of the Saja.
Photo of cobalt blue linen in a beige rectangular plastic embroidery hoop. OP is holding it in their left hand mostly off screen. There are two bright red, slightly crooked lines of varying thickness and one red dot-- parts of the Halcyon logo have been embroidered there. In the background is various messy blankets and other items.
Still from the movie Howl's Moving Castle. On the right is blonde Howl with his grey and pink diamond patterned coat flowing behind him, he's holding Sophie's upturned hands as she stands in front of him looking shocked at the ground below. It is the scene where Howl shows Sophie to walk on air to escape a dangerous situation together.
Photograph of an empty parking lot at dusk, with thick roiling clouds above covering the entire sky. The clouds look like a waffled blanket pattern, pockets of cloud without interruption all the way to the treeline.
Black leather belt over an orange tabard, displayed on s sewing mannequin with a cluttered background. The tongue of the belt has a barn owl in flight over a linden tree which frames the moon.
Photo of OP's hand holding down a half-damp belt freshly tooled with the tools adjacent. The belt tongue displays a barn own in a dive, in front of a tree and moon.