Cory Ottenwess

@coryottenwess.com

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Former designer. Future biology teacher. Current work in progress. Autistic, atheist, wobbly-sympathizing, Trotskyist adjacent. I read too much sci-fi and think about it too hard. Diabetes dad. Solo gamer. I cook, therefore I am.

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Chicken soup with turmeric, ginger, kale, lemon, garlic, bone broth and herbs
Scrooge: "You there!, Boy! What Day is it?" Boy: "It's the anniversary of Ronald Reagan's Death, sir!" Scrooge: "then I haven't missed it"
UNLESS someone like oyu brings out the chippity chop, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
It was all so stupid. Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we'd brought this on ourselves.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Our two brother cats spooning and sleeping
IS YOUR CHILD A FAR-LEFT EXTREMIST? Look for warning signs: • Expresses sympathy for poor and working people • Expresses concern over the treatment of marginalized groups • Expresses concerns with fascism and the current political climate • Accepting of all sexualities, religions, genders, races • Wishes for a world where all people are treated equally • Takes an interest in history and philosophy • Talks about solving various injustices in society
One day, the Sadness will end. cartoonish figure styled after Margaret Lanterman from Twin Peaks
Lego botanicals
A pizza with a large slice cut out of it, and remaining pieces re-assembled as a smaller pie.
a murder of crows wearing 3-D glasses
Young. Bob Odenkirk
Doom scrolled 121,104 bananas
The Forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe., for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them. — Turkish Proverb