Cory Taylor

@corytaylor.bsky.social

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Writer for Blizzard Watch and Professional A/V Technician and Operator. Wishes he was hibernating right now! I like liking things!

A black cat with long white whiskers and large yellow eyes is looking up at the camera. He has a white patch on his chest and white tips on his paws. There is a serene expression of longing on his face
A cartoon poster for the movie blazing saddles A black cowboy in a tan set of leaders stands in front of an explosion
A husky man wearing white boxers and socks poses seductively on a couch His head has been covered up by N’Zoth the Corrupter. a large purple and orange monsters head with a big eye and lots of teeth
A picture of the Undead elf Sylvanas She’s saying this world is a prison Her skin has a purplish hue, and she’s wearing a deep red hood. She has long grey hair and long grey eyebrows. Her eyes are red and there are black streaks around them. She is sneering
A promtional image of a Kraft Dinner Mac and Cheese Cheescake. The cheescake is in front of a blue tile background and elevated on a nice wooden cake display. A hand is holding a single slice of the cake. The cake is a bright orange. and a box of kraft dinner mac and cheese is slightly behind it.
A fake Star Trek title card featuring the original enterprise pointed at an earth like planet with a slight purple tint to half of it The title reads: Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
A tweet reading: Me: honey it’s really muggy out today wife:if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u Me: *sips coffee from bowl*
A chonky black and white cat with yellow eyes is licking its lips The word bueno is written above it
The world of Warcraft midnight log in screen is shown before the camera pans past various nerdy statues of Deathwing and an Orc and a large mug that says Home Sweet Home before resting on a large purple box with the Warcraft logo on it. The box opens and a large Edmonton oilers medallion is sitting in the box while La Bamba plays
A meme based on the picture of the dog crossing the finish line at the Olympics. The caption says If you enhance the pic you can see doggo touching a curling stone. In the center a photograph depicts a husky or almost wolf looking dog running across a finish line with big sweeping front paw gestures and back legs hopping into the air as the nose crosses a line. There's a red curling stone just barely being touched by the dogs leading paw. image appears kind of surreal in its high saturation level where the ground appears like streaks of light brown or reddish hues into a yellowish white background and high contrast image of the dog with incredibly sharp shadow.
Three panel meme from the Good Place. Michaels face is covered up by the Edmonton Oilers logo. He says The Maple Leafs beat us? The Leads? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
Homer Simpson pulling a disgusted face after licking khlav kalash A brown lumpy looking food on a wooden stick
A scene from the Simpsons. Movie critic Jay Sherman voiced by Jon Lovitz is talking to Homer and Marge in an airport He says “ah you must be the man who didn’t know if he had a pimple or a boil” Homer responds “it was a gummy bear”
A black cat with white paws and a white spot on his belly is all twisted up in the middle of grooming himself. He has a paw behind his head and a front paw crossed over a back paw in front of him
A pair of restaurant to-go boxes One is labeled Cory Taylor of Slipknot The other is wrapped up in black tape
A large stadium sign reading “Tonight’s Oilers game presented by World of Warcraft Midnight”
A smiling man with long hair and a beard stands in front of a sign for Beetlejuice the Musical. He is wearing a red sparkly jacket and you can see a skeleton shirt underneath
A scene from Borderlands 4 involving grappling around on floating platforms
Two panel meme In the first panel Elmo is looking between a pile of white powder and a selection of healthy fruits. The fruit is labeled “healthy skepticism” the white powder is labeled “max dose hopium” In the second panel Elmo is full face first into the pile of white powder labled hopium
A comic captioned “he’s an Australian Shepard” One man is explaining his dog to another man. The dog has a mullet and a flat white coffee. The dog is saying “im not here to fuck spiders”
The cover of Alamo’s Morissette’s album Jagged Little Pill
The Our Lady Peace album Clumsy featuring a trapeze artist swinging with the trapeze in their mouth.
The cover of the Wu Tang Clan Album enter the Wu-Tang 36 chambers
The cover of Eve 6’s self titled album Eve 6 A big black fly on a white background
The album cover for Great Big Seas third album Play. The cover is yellow with the word play in red crayon on the right. There’s a ceramic doll of a little guy in overalls playing the accordion
The inside cover of the book No One Will Come Back For Us by Premee Mohamed There are three different signatures in it with different years and pen colours. Two of them say doom and more doom!
A black tuxedo cat sits next to a stack of books. They’re all written by or including the author Premee Mohamed. A shelf of collectibles is in the background.
A comic of a character from an anime asking Is this a Drukhari, while looking at a picture of Drew Carey’s face
A five panel comic Panel one: two people in leather armor looking at someone and saying “let’s mug him” Panel two: one looks at the other with a questioning look on their face and says “you want to mug angron?” Panel three: a picture of a red demonic figure, rage plainly on his face. He has metallic dreadlocks and giant demon wings. The question from panel two continues “the demon primarch? The champion of khorne? The literal embodiment of rage and bloodlust? Panel 4: back on the original two figures the first says what are we? The second responds muggers. The first then asks, and what do we do? The second answers “we mug people” Panel 5: the muggers both have angry expressions now. The first says “sooooo…” The second yells “let’s mug him!”
A gigantic green and yellow t-Rex statue in Drumheller. There are people around the base and they look tiny. The dinosaur has a big grin and lots of sharp teeth.
A slow pan video over a collection of nerdy collectibles. There are statues from Diablo and Warcraft. Tiki mugs from Fallout and Blizzard games. The weapon from Dragon Age2. Funkos of Deathwing, Kerrigan, and Stupid Sexy Flanders bringing up the rear.
A collection of statues and tiki mugs sitting on a shelf. From left to right: A dog shaped tiki mug, the mug is brown and the dog is wearing goggles. A cartoonish version of the archangel Malthael from Diablo. The pair of scythes are framed by blue energy wings. The angel is wearing a large hood and his face cannot be seen. A cartoonish version of a Diablo 3 crusader. She has an angry snarl on her face and is braced behind a large tower shield. She is swinging a large flail with green ooze dangling off the end. A brilliant blue tiki mug of a smiling man. He is giving a thumbs up.
A photo of a man holding a bow and arrow, and a brown horse body has been badly drawn on
A scene from South Park of a Canadian parade. The Queen is there. It’s captioned: it’s a great day for canada and therefore the world.
A fat black and white cat kicking its lips. You can see the fangs under the tongue. It has large staring eyes. The picture is captioned: bueno
Two panel meme First panel is of Elmo looking at a bunch of fresh fruit or a pile of cocaine. Elmo is labeled “me” the fruit is labeled “healthy skepticism” and the cocaine is labeled “max dose hopium” In the second panel Elmo is face down in the max dose hopium
A screenshot of the Diablo Instagram page showing a silhouette of a barbarian in plate armor against a full moon Text says that the final day for the Diablo 4 and berserk crossover is June 5
4 panels of the Scene from Lord of the Rings where Merry and Pippin ask Aragorn about second breakfast. Except the Hobbits both have the Edmonton Oilers logo over their faces, and Aragorn has the Dallas Stars logo over his. The hobbits are asking about Empty net goal in the first panel. In the second Aragorn says they already had it. In the third the hobbit says we’ve had one yes In the fourth panel he finishes his thought with “but what about second empty net goal”
A picture of a large black and white cat licking its lips while its two lower fangs stick out of its mouth. Its eyes are large and focusing on something out of frame. The word Bueno is written above it.
A black cat sleeping peacefully on a knit beige brown and black blanket on the couch
A picture of a Warhammer miniature model of a happy looking purple Pygmy hippo standing on a pile of skulls. The hippo has an angular red and brass helmet. It is captioned Khorne’s greatest champion Moo Deng the Bloodthirsty.
A black cat with a white spot of fur on his chest is sitting on a blanket staring at the camera. His tongue is sticking out. He has long white whiskers and yellow eyes.
The book Butcher of the Forest written by Premee Mohamed, held in a man’s hand. The cover features a unicorn, fox, bird, and rabbit peeking out from a stylized forest. You can see all of their skulls, it it slightly ominous. There are also apples growing on the trees, they look entirely normal.
An animated video of skeleton king leoric swinging his mace at a bunch of small footmen type guys. He knocks them high into the air in wide swathes. The king has a little crown and a red cape.
A handsome guy with long hair, a beard, and glasses wearing a white blazer is taking a selfie of himself next to a beautiful woman at a concert. The woman has a weird purple shadow on her from the lights on stage. There is a small performer visible on stage with a led light ring behind him.
A smiling man with long hair and a beard sits in a yellow throne. He is wearing black shoes and pants and a white knit sweater. One hand is draped over a deer head that is part of the chair. The chair consists of a pair of fake deer heads sticking out the sides of the chair with black antlers. They are also covered in many more antlers than usual. It looks like a throne that an old woods god would sit in
A warhammer miniature. A modified Delorean car with extra engines and guns and spikes on it. There are orks hanging off of jt.
A picture of an Aardwolf. A small chihuahua looking species of hyena. It’s got sand and black fur stripes. The black fur is almost a Mohawk along its back. It’s very cute The caption reads: little murder machines: the aardwolf. It looks like a weapon used chihuahua.
A joke that says: I just saw a car driven by a sheep wearing a swimsuit. It was a lamb bikini! It ends with saying please don’t unfriend me
A man with long hair and a beard is wearing a black sweater with a human skeleton design on it. The skeleton matches up with the human torso.
An close up shot of a black cats face. The large yellow eyes have wide pupils. The cat has a white spot on its tummy
A jar of habanero raspberry jam. It is a rich red colour with raspberry seeds visible. It comes from Charlyspepperproduxts.ca
A black and white cat is sitting between a pair of blanket covered legs on a couch. He is looking up with big yellow eyes. The background is slightly out of focus but there are a variety of nerdy things.
The top of a snow covered car A regular sized can of ginger ale is set on a cleared out portion of the roof. The snow is a little taller than the can
A white hamster is sticking its nose out of a red plastic hut. It has a flat hairdo from sleeping weird
A child wearing a sweater and a backpack from behind. The sweater is supposed to read Peanuts. Except for the backpack straps cover the letters a and t so the shirt reads penus
A picture of the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra, the audience is nearly full and the musicians are tuning up their instruments. The stage is bathed in a nice purple glow.
A big thin cut on a man’s arm. A good cat sits on the floor next to the man, he is innocent in all of this despite causing the cut.
A picture of a black cat sitting on the couch. He’s staring at the camera with big yellow eyes and has white whiskers and a white patch on his stomach
A black cat with white feet is held up to a burnt out light bulb in a wood panelled basement. The cat is not impressed.