Normal Capybara

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Furry cosmic horror enthusiast. I'm something of a horror myself. He/Him Posts: 20 percent philosophy and politics, 30 percent cute, 50 percent horror (actual percentage may vary from day to day) May be 18+ for art and politics.

Plain black text on white background: Greatest one line in a song ever. Not verse, chorus, bridge. Just one line...
A bloody, golden pin depicting the mythical Cerberus!
A large, friendly snail with a brown and yellow shell crawling along a concrete slab. Its skin is golden and brown, turning pale closer to its foot.
A large, round capybara-shaped plant. Mostly green with a little light brown. There are hints of fangs, and the tail is longer and more succulent than it should be. The capybara thing wears a bow tie made out of a cane toad. The toad looks mildly evil.
A large black cat with a panther face and lantern yellow eyes looks directly at the camera. He appears annoyed that the petting stopped, but hopeful more petting will happen. The tools of Vtubing are scattered on the table around him. He is more important than any Vtubing.
A Normal Capybara, complete with a scaly tail, sharp fangs, and beady golden eyes. He wears a little bow tie made out of a cane toad. The cane toad looks strangely pleased.
Pumpkin Planet Youtube Original Blue Sky Account, which chose to follow me and 67.4k other people. The account appears to be trying to sell a comic/show. Two thousand people follow this account.
What I described in the post.
Law of Fairness Account on Blue Sky. Every aspect of the front page looks like AI-generated garbage. The idea this account seeks to promote is that life could be fair for everyone. They follow over thirteen thousand people, and have over nineteen thousand followers. They have 413 posts, the vast majority of which consist of AI-illustrated stuff.
A green, yellow-bellied horror with beady red eyes and enormous sharp, yellow teeth. Tiny limbs stick out from beneath it, and enormous flapping, boneless things stick out the side of its mouth. These barbels mimic a frog's legs best they can. A vaguely frog-like pattern of warts and copper-toned spots atop the monster help it blend into the swamp, its native habitat. Huge, bulbous eye-like protrusions on its behind complete the frog disguise, glowing red in the darkness.
A vast field of stars: reds, yellows, purples, whites, and blues. Great stylized clouds assembled into a symmetrical palace resembling the inner stars and clouds of gas within a ring galaxy.
A complex pattern of cage-like mouths with eyes and nostrils, gold bricks, and swirls of cooling metal. The whole thing is assembled into a 'cage' spread out on the tile.
A tile of different blues, forming a light-blue net of interlocking squares. Four crosses mark the intersections of these squares around the middle of the tile.
A green tile with an abstract pattern of purple squares and golden circuitry filled with red gems.
Score for the color difference perception test. My JND is 0.007, which is apparently pretty good!
Duchamp’s Fountain, an upside down urinal with a crappy R Mutt signature and a date: 1917.
A painting of Snufkin from the Moomins sitting beside a campfire, in front of his humble tent. The nighttime forest closes in around him, dark leaves and tree trunks barely illuminated by the firelight. There are creatures around him, their glowing eyes looking out of the painting. And above, in the unfathomable night, a pair of lanterns look down, eyes so much bigger they appear to belong to the sky above the forest canopy.
A box with a ferret scribbled on it with black ink.
A pin featuring a cute moth critter with fluffy antennas wrapped in a quilt blanket.
A small tower I built in No Man's Sky to see the limits of building a complex structure in the game and test out some fun patterns!
A large metal pin, gold in color. Enamel on top of it creates an image of the creature from Nope unfolding into its majestic abgel shape. Below, a silver outline of a horse rises into a blue sky, pulled into the monster. Blood rain forms curtains around the horse, suggesting the classic alien abduction beam. Below, a shoe is perfectly balanced atop a banner that reads ‘a bad miracle’. The banner is tied to lines of colorful flags.
Pins shaped like strange, angelic insects. Some shine in a dark rainbow of colors. Others are gold.
A small pile of fossil corals like many-cratered moons in a cartoon, some crinoids petrified together and frozen, and a couple of shells.
A variety of agatized coral slices. Smooth, they shine with caramel and milk swirls.
An assortment of rocks lying on a scrap of dusty red fabric. Most are a dark brown with wood grain. A few are black and volcanic in origin, but I cannot say what they are.
An upclose photograph of a rock with coral orange bands over its white surface.
A tiny brownish pill scarab rolled up into a cute little ball, legs all tucked in. It's lying on some leaf litter. I stress that Gil Wizen is the BEST photographer, and if you like beetles, follow Gil Wizen!
Frog and Toad from the cartoon Frog and Toad, sitting at a table. There is a bowl of cookies between them. Frog admires a freshly baked cookie while Toad looks on happily.
An eight-limbed, vaguely weasel-like creature called the Tariy in various poses: one curled up, one reaching up, two moving/falling, and one sitting upright, balancing its full length. They have dark green eye-spots, and a circle of actual eyes around the tip of their whiskered snout. Instead of nostrils, they have slits at the very front of their snouths. They posses jaws meant for cutting, and several tongue-like appendages inside their orange-colored mouths--these appendages are for gripping, scraping, and pulping their food, sort of like teeth or a snail's radula. There is also a depiction of their claws, evolved for digging through soil and manipulating roots.
A six-limbed creature reminiscent of a striped tarantula with six eyes. The front-most limbs serve as mouths and ten-fingered hands. This is an amphisbene, an alien I designed. This one is wearing a large floppy hat and watering some plants they grew in bowls, pans, buckets, and a boot.
A celebration of my being #1,116,333 on here!
A member of my original species, the amphisbenes, dancing while twirling a ceremonial camouflage cloak. Typically a dull green, mottled with the colors of native xeno-flora, the ceremonial version is a bright, fiery red. The amphisbene themself is daubed with red over their underside, and their clothing is made from layers of spiky furred hide and leather armor plating to show off their fat tail and powerful limbs. Jewelry, in the form of beaded chains woven over their six legs and two trunk-arms, symbolizes the paths spaceships take on their routes. Posed to strike at prey, their hand-beak open as if about to snatch something from the air, the amphisbene shows off their skill as a hunter and their power as a duelist. Fake (one hopes) hand-beaks hang just under their six eyes add to the effect. To a human, this sight would be utterly terrifying, since the typical amphisbene appears to be a six-legged spider the size of a grizzly bear.
A couple of evil aliens, the Hirogen, dressed as Nazis.
Photograph of a black cat with yellow eyes lying on his side atop a folding table, looking up at the camera. Next to him, in the same position, lies a white ferret with gray and black streaks down his back.
A large, roughly arachnid creature, the amphisbene has two large, flexible trunks that serve as arms, and their two mouths double as their hands. They possess six eyes, three to each sunken socket facing roughly forward. Their coloration is a mottled, swampy gray and black, somewhat resembling that of a newt or a giant gecko. Their feet, of which there are six, have fingers for climbing and specialized digging spurs, though because Amphisbenes are a tool-using people, those have atrophied considerably.
An image of several kobold-themed pins upon a table, complete with cute stickers and postcards.
A still frame from the movie Atlantis: The Lost Empire, featuring Mole, the eccentric excavations expert looking very excited.
A tiny, yellow-capped mushroom grows out among pine needles. An equally tiny green plant clings to the fungus.
A close-up of a tree trunk, showing an expanse of bark with occasional bursts of moss and lichen. A solitary mushroom with a gray cap grows out of the tree on the upper right.
Side of a tree trunk covered in ancient mushrooms. They are surrounded by mosses and their pale forms are turning green.
A charming bipedal capybara clasping his little paws. He wears a cane toad leather bow tie, and possesses some very un-capybara characteristics. Today, it's sharp teeth, glowing amber eyes, and a reptilian tail.