An Unusual Sheep

@cosmicbiscuit.bsky.social

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Hello, I am a Biscuit. Assorted Nonsense. Gender : 404 Error : Not Found thebiscuiteternal.tumblr.com archiveofourown.org/users/Cosmic_Biscuit

gif from Family Feud of Steve Harvey cheering "YES! KILL!"
two screencaps of a voicemail inbox. in it are 5 calls a week from a medical supply company, one a day, for the last month.
A photo of a digital weather station. The temperature (100°F), humidity (59%), and "feels like" temp (128°F) have been circled in red.
Knoxville Center Mall in its last dead days before closing permanently.
15 different bottles of flavored teas and sodas on a kitchen table.
Two photos of a squirrel in a yard next to and in a garden patch. It lies flopped on one side as it clutches and gnaws peanuts out of their shells.
a birdfeeder in a garden bed. a crow has kicked some peanuts in the shell off the feeder dish and is now collecting them off the ground like a fluffy little glutton.
macro using a still from the amazing digital circus. the still is a smear frame of bubble vacuuming jax's outer skin off him and into its mouth. the text reads "me with my new fave"
A Breaking News notification that reads "Thieves steal 12 tons of KitKat chocolate bars in Europe." Below the headline is a photo that, for some reason, is of boxes of KitKat cereal instead of KitKat bars.
A photo of a digital weather tracker hanging on a wall. The temperature, humidity level, and "feels like" temperature are circled in red, and they read 87F, 49%, and 89F.
subtitle from the horror game "night grove". it reads "Gosh! It's like he's just been skinned!" there is a huge smear of blood on the floor under the subtitle, but it's hard to tell because the screen has a greenish tint.
A panel from the Danish edition of Disney ducks comics, of a duck-ified Donald Trump (Ronald Plump) trying to weasel information out of Scrooge McDuck and Scrooge is not having it. The dialog translates roughly as "What's your secret?" “Thriftiness! Patience! Hard work! Nothing else! But a smartass like you would surely not believe that!”
gif of family feud host steve harvey throwing up his arms triumphantly and screaming "YES!", then pointing at the board and adding "KILL!". the board flips to reveal Kill is a good answer.
Screencast of Sam the Eagle's Wiki Page. It reads: On the show, Sam acts as a censor and comments on his being under-appreciated. He often gives self-important lectures in which he espouses some conservative idea only to find himself forced to stop in embarrassment at risk of sounding like a hypocrite. On one occasion, he gives a lecture about conservationism in which he reads a list of endangered animal species that he feels are the focus of misguided conservation efforts, only to sheepishly withdraw his statement when he realizes that his own species is included. In another sketch, he lectures on indecency because all people are nude underneath their clothes, leaving the podium in embarrassment upon realizing that all birds are similarly nude underneath their feathers.
An anthro sheep with unnaturally long limbs, six blue eyes, and sharp teeth. She is wearing a long pale blue dress with silver armor accents and darker blue gems. She is smiling kindly with her hands folded.
Screencap from the movie Terror Train. Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing's characters are standing amidst a crowd of onlookers who all have disturbed or concerned expressions. Christopher Lee is roughly half a head taller than Peter Cushing and at least a full head taller than everyone else in the shot.
Photo of a page of poetry titled "Him". The poem reads: "Ah, there he is. That motherfucker. What a tool."
pale sage green background with "Bored? Post this and let your followers ask you anything in the comments." in fun white text.
Bright orange slices of persimmon with butter and spices in a foil-lined pan.
A menu picture of a piece of bread pudding sliced like a pie with whipped cream on top. It is made out of squished together Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
The little paper out of a fortune cookie. It has the typical Lucky Numbers and Learn Chinese stuff, but the actual fortune reads "Blessed are the children for they shall inherit the national debt."
Drawing of Nie Huaisang from Mo Dao Zu Shi. He's wearing a grey turtleneck undershirt and green and gold wide-necked over shirt. Earrings, bracelets, nails, and eyes are all the same shade of pale green, hair is half pulled back. He's looking offscreen with an annoyed expression while drinking through a straw from a green and gold tumbler that says "Bitch I will put you in a trunk and help people look for you."
An illustration of a humanized version of Princess Celestia from My Little Pony done in an ink and colored wash style. She's wearing a cream and gold hanfu with the sleeves cut and draped to look like crane wings and is playing with a little paper puppet of her pony self.
An in-progress listing of recipes with the headings Sweets, Cakes, and Soups. Currently on the list are Teeny Tiny Turtles, Peanut Butter Banana Bread, Lemon and Salted Honey Cake, Almond Cake with Sweet Drizzle, Curry Stew, Spicy Chicken Noodle Soup, Birria Soup, and Chicken Corn Chowder.