Cosmic Raise

@cosmicraise.bsky.social

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Board certified douche canoe; fully accredited jackwad DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism

Three sullen looking women standing in front of a stage, one of them holding a sign that reads “time to have sex“. I have absolutely no idea what the context here is, sorry.
Large bolts of lighting beneath ominous storm clouds, viewed in the distance looking across a lake
Ralph Wiggum “I’m helping” meme
Chart showing how cell phones barely work now unless they have a full four bars
“Do not enter” sign that has clearly been run over and severed from the ground
Pawn stars meme “best I can do is 45 minutes later”
Astronaut meme “So Russia actually wants war? Always has”
Man holding a sign saying “Vance is a traitor go ski in Russia“
IF YOU EVER FEEL HEAVY BECAUSE YOU CARE DEEPLY ABOUT INJUSTICE, SUFFERING AND ECOLOGICAL DESTRUCTION. REMEMBER THAT A TRILLION DOLLAR PROPAGANDA MACHINE WAS BUILT TO MAKE YOU NUMB AND IT DIDN'T WORK ON YOU - @EARTHLY GUY
A view of a baseball Diamond from the grandstand, with the pitcher delivering a pitch and the sun setting in the background
Horseshoe crabs engaged in the tender act of lovemaking
Picture of a tattoo with the caption “it means friendship in Chinese” but looks suspiciously like two people engaged in oral sex
Screenshot of my mobile browser showing 119 open tabs
cee-cee @mad-girl.bsky.social why is it so controversial for me to say that women's rights are human rights? why must a woman's human rights be subordinated by anyone else's? i wish women had the same rights as anyone who trans identifies. why am i being condemned for refusing to perpetuate a delusion? 'Transgenderism is the only mental illness demanding the rest of society adopt the patient's delusion…’
“When she’s got nice pumpkins” skeleton hands holding pumpkins as if they were breasts
“How do you do, fellow kids?“ meme
A photo of a CVS receipt stretching off into the distance like the Star Wars intro, next to a tape measure showing it checking in at just over 30”
Picture of the search results pane on my work laptop after entering “power button” in the search bar. Among the results is a link to “power bottom meaning”.
A sexy horse with long, beautiful, flowing hair
Graffiti that reads “fuck cops“, but the O looks like a U
Screen shot of Bluesky notification settings
Black t shirt with text “will trade racists for refugees”
Jay from Jay and silent Bob saying that he is the clit commander
Family Guy meme - Kids, you’re both just awful
Goose meme with text “why is NATO re-arming?”
Prince looking suave in a hat
Luke Skywalker screaming NOOOOOO!!!!
Elmo whining about Tim Walz making fun of Tesla’s stock price tanking, and asking “who derives joy from that?“
Eugene Robinson article titled “how dumb can a nation get and still survive” with a pic of some very dumb anti vaxxers
Holding a microphone up to a garbage can with the text “anything else?”
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” meme