Joe Cotellese

@cotellese.net

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Ex-VP Product @ MariaDB. Building NEXTGRES (AI personalization). By night I make iOS apps — Minimalist Meditation 🧘 (no subscription, no content firehose), plus ClipDish 🍳 & MioVino 🍷. I write about AI that actually works at joecotellese.com

using a Salt N Peppa lyric to push code to github. Claude responds with a salt shaker.

The Beths band show in Philadelphia

Logitech G HUB Agent energy usage graph from macOS Activity Monitor

A customer named Joe left a one-star review about receiving a spammy calendar invite, and the owner responded with an apology and a promise to address the issue.

Woman watching a meditation timer. Tag line - No Subscriptions, No Accounts, Just Inner Calm

A terminal window displays instructions for analyzing and revising a settings view, suggesting changes, and managing tasks using GitLab.

A social media post humorously criticizes Microsoft's mandate for a return to office work, highlighting the irony of needing to work on Teams in person.

Michael Scott rubbing his eyes in frustration.

Picture of pasta in a bowl. In the foreground, tweezer enrobed in clumps of cheese.

Tried to get my Apple watch cellular working again. Now neither watch nor iPhone cell is working.

Screenshot of a spam calendar event titled Protect Your Online Presence! McAfee Payment Confirmed

A user interface displaying a conversation with tips on managing markdown and document formatting is visible on the screen.

Screenshot of a notification from a What’s App group.

Photo of two hosts talking about the AI Collective mission.