Andy

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"He who would pun, would pick a pocket"

Still frame from the movie 'Never Let Me Go'. Carey Mulligan, Andrew Garfield and Keira 'Taking HP Money in 2026' Knightley shown looking just right of screen.
Make a terrible comic day comic. Panel 1- Shows a jagged alien landscape, a ship has crashed and plumes of smoke billow out of its wreckage. A lone [pilot stumbles from the wreck towrds us. The panel reads 'SUIT TEMP CRITICAL' 'SUIT TEMP CRITICAL' Panel 2- A shot of the pilot arm, a digital readout on its forearm shows glowing gauges at critical. It reads 'SUIT TEMP CRITICAL...SYSTEM...COLLAPSE IMMINENT. SEEK SHELTER AND CALL FOR EVAC'. Panel 3- Side view of the pilot removing their helmet. Panel 4- The helmet THUD's to the grond in the sand as the pilot walks away into the distance. Panel 5- High contrast shot of the pilot shielding her eyes from the sun and glare. The panel reads "Hot. Too fucking hot'. Panel 6- The pilot stands in the center of the panel, knees buckling as the heat breaks her down. The panel reads 'Well... Fuck'.
A bunch of the walking sticks I have carved and finished over the years. Varying lengths and colors.
Result from a MEME GENERATOR that takes the BURGER KING logo (The words BURGER KING sandwiched between 2 buns) and replaces that text with whatever you want. Mine reads NO MORE BILLIONAIRES in between the buns, and the tagline is Eat 'em up, Good!
Ink Drawing of the Geiger's Xenomorph from the Aliens franchise. Seen from the side, arms at it's sides. It has a long, head, and the neck joins it in the middle, so it looks a little like a 'T'. Tubes and cylindrical mounds and ruffs snake around the form. #AliensDay #LV426
Drawing of a Soccer ball, but it's so friggin' hard to make all the hexagons connect, and they get SUPER WONKY at the end. It's brutal. I have circled the part where it gets WONKY/IMPOSSIBLE to finish and labeled that spot EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
My version of Marie's Red-faced Skull-Knight. A skeletal knight stands hunched, one sword lifted and resting on it's back. The other lowered, and resting on the ground, out of shot. It's Hot Pink, skeletal face stares off into the distance, mouth agape. It wears black, thorny armor, with barbed shoulder pads and thin, gangly arms and legs. It seems to hate Wizard Kings. On that, we agree.
Black and White drawing of the 'Big Chap' Alien by Bernie Wrightson. It's crouched, as we see it from below. It's head is turned to the side, so we can see all the weird, ribbed tubes that make up it's body. It has a skeletal ribcage and it's fish-bone tail whips wildly behind it.
Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell) and Chidi Anagonye (William Jackson) from 'The Good Place'.
I'm sad because I forget the artist, but someone awesome made this hilarious Halloween figure using mostly plastic pumpkins with jack'o lanterns. The head, Jack'o Lantern. The ribcage, 2 full pumpkins rotated and glued together. Their are shoulder pads made of sliced Jack'o Lantern faces. There's a belt buckle that is a jack'o lantern face. Knee pads and feet, also Jack'o Lantern faces. The whole body is orange with spots of black (where the jack'o lanters black face, triangle eyes, nose and half-moon mouth are painted)
Couple versions of a Red-headed Warrior girl. Her right arm (in both versions) is covered in armor. Spikes on her gauntlets knuckles and shoulder pads. She has a leopard-print tube-top and matching skirt, cut to show off her thighs. She wears huge hoop earings and in one, has a far-superior side-cut.
Image of Kurt Russell in John Carpenter's 'The Thing'. He sits behind a desk, dictating into a mic, and drinking whiskey. The text reads 'Nobody trusts anybody now. And we're all very tired'.
Black and White Ink drawing of a robotic character. She has tendrils for hair, wing-like protrusions on her back that could be for flying. In her left hand, she holds a big sword, that connects to her body via a cable that connects to the hilt. In the background, there are sci-fi, tech panels around a porthole.
Image of DC Comics Swamp Thing and Abigail Arcane. Swamp Thing is huge, and sits hunched in the swamp, arms on knees, feet below the water. His fingers (hopefully) looking like roots going into the water. Abigail is naked, and stands under Swamp Things chin, using his triangular nose cape/green as a curtain.
Gif of Michael from 'The Office' going back to the annex to find out Toby from HR is back. He screams 'No! Please God No!' over and over.
Side shot of some chunky, kinda geometric Xenomorphs and 'Face-huggers' from the Aliens franchise running down a tech hallway with alien egg sacks all around.
Three comics on my drawing table. Aliens: Mondo Heat, the Mondo Heat Black & White ashcan and Aliens : Mondo Pest. They rule, mostly because of Ronnie del Carmens art.
Goose Meme template where the only thing visible of the goose is the bill and the feet, super simple in flat colors. The idea is you fill the space with your version of a Goose. I did the thing I always do where I did a gross, mech zombie wearing the cute goose head like a hat, arms protruding from the sides, and guts hanging between the legs. Basically a horrible mascot for a zombie/mecha baseball team. But worse.
Goose Meme template where the only thing visible of the goose is the bill and the feet, super simple in flat colors. The idea is you fill the space with your version of a Goose. I did the thing I always do where I did a gross, mech zombie wearing the cute goose head like a hat, arms protruding from the sides, and guts hanging between the legs. Basically a horrible mascot for a zombie/mecha baseball team. But worse.
Three Zombie skulls, joined together by multiple tubes. A really lame version of the 'See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil' monkeys.
Tech zombie in profile. Dead, white eyes stare out, it's poorly drawn teeth on full display. Cords and tubes attach to the back of it's head in a tangled mess, trying to distract from the horrible teeth as much as possible.
Head of a Zombie, mouth agape in a grimace. Tubes pour out of a hole in the right side of it's head. It's scarred, patchwork skin is sewn together, and it has a '01' tatooed on it's forehead.
Top down shot of my drawing table. 3 pages are visible. The first, a woman with a gigantic mechanical arm. The second, a Mermay piece of a sailor, shattered, battered ship in the background being dragged into the water by some evil looking mermaids. The third, a sci-fi piece of a woman wearing some high tech looking armor, holding a pistol, smoke emitting from the barrel.
Ink drawing of a an Alien from the Alien/Aliens series.
A blue line pencil drawing of Ripley in the Powerloader fighting the Alien Queen from the end of 'Aliens'. Alien Queen looms over Ripley as she yells 'Get away from her...YOU BITCH!'
Down shot of my first 3 inktober pieces, arranged on my drawing table. 1st one, a crappy skeleton, mouth wide in a scream (?) wearing a cloak that half covers their skeleton body underneath. 2ns piece, a sci-fi Frankenstein sneering with lightning behind them, and the last, a weird little mecha/robot with a skull floating in a black lightbulb head, bat on the shoulder and tubing as guts pouring out of the steel ribcage.
Far Side Comic. Drawn by Gary Larson. Main panel shows a planet exploding, Flames, smoke and chunks of earth fly off the globe. There's a small panel on the bottom-right with a guy tipping an old style bowler hat, and the text reads "Thanx! And a tip'o the hat to: Billy Sutton Box 224 Tampa, FL.