Slimeula

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Putting the "Fun" in Funerals since 1994. She/They. Queer Chicana Freelance Illustrator/Artist Commissions Closed.

A chibi style illustration of the client. She has short purple hair and is wearing a graphic t-shirt with a print of dice on it and jeans with patches on it. She has her hands outstretched and game board cards, pieces and figurines floating above her in an “arch”. She is smiling at the viewer and behind her is a hexagonal pattern.
An illustration of an anthropomorphic lizard woman in a bath. She is large and muscular. She has a long snout, a main of feathers coming down to her shoulders, and two horns that curve to frame her face. One of the horns has a melted silver cap on its end. She has several scars around her left eye. She has several ridges and bumps on her face, shoulders, arms and tail. Her feathers are black, then white, then blue in that order. She is wearing a towel around her body that she is holding in place under the water with her tail. She has her arms resting on the ledge of the bath and is looking at the viewer with a cocky expression and smile.
An Illustration of a Drow strumming a magic lute. The Drow is lithe, with long legs and curly red hair. He has multiple scars on his face and a cloth blindfold covering his eyes. He is wearing a bicorne hat with a large feather in it, a striped jacket with different brightly colored, patterned patches on it and striped pants. He is wearing mismatched shoes: one is a boot with buckles that goes up to his knee and the other is a loose ankle boot showing off his sock. Across his chest is a bandolier with several potion vials strapped to it and a book under his armpit. His lute is glowing with magic and his other hand is in the air as if it just finished strumming it, with a trail of magic coming from the lute to his finger tips. The magic fades from pink to green. He is smiling.
A cartoon illustration of the artist's cat, Princess Beef. She is a short-haired tabby cat. She has stripes and spots in her brown fur, a white tummy and white socks on her paws, both front and hind. She is sitting with her tail curled around her looking at the viewer with wide green eyes. She has white whiskers that bend and curl at the ends. She has a purple collar with bats on it, a small bell and a name tag shaped like a bat.
An illustration of a tiefling angel with his wings spread, floating above the viewer with one hand outstretched and the other holding a flaming torch. The Tiefling has deep red skin, a broad nubian nose, Afrocentric features and short, dark coiled hair. He has two horns that start at his hairline then curve over the back of his head then up. He is wearing simple, soft, loose clothing made of light colored fabrics with various ties on them. He is holding an ornate torch that’s brazer is made of gold and shaped like a tulip bud with a large flame coming out of it. He has three sets of large, feathered angel wings. Between his horns is a small lick of fire. He has a soft, welcoming smile on his face.
A black and white line illustration of two women standing in the center of a forest that is springing from the pages of an open story book. One woman has short hair and the other has long hair and is holding a sword. They are standing defensively. In front of them at the base of one of the trees is a spinning wheel with a sharp needle on it, it is spinning thread. The forest is full of flowers and trees bearing fruit and covered in ivy and fungi. In the foreground is a dog-like monster, a grim, with smoke coming off of it bearing its sharp teeth. It has several eyes. Also in the foreground at the base of the image water is pouring out of the pages of the book. In the water is a sea snake and a ball with a frog on top of it. In the bottom left hand corner is a watermark reading “Feminist Fairytales 2023” and “Maya Jimenez @CountSlimeula 2023”.
A sketch of Qifrey from the manga “Witch Hat Atelier” hunched over in pain while gripping his stomach. The artist, CountSlimeula is behind him. She has an angry expression on her face and is holding her fingers to her temples while she transfers her period cramps to wifey psychically.
A picture of an apple laptop with various stickers on it. A single tabby cats paw is stepping on the laptop with the rest of the mischievous beast off camera.
An illustration for a landing page. The landing page consists of a compass in it’s center surrounded by the four elements: fire, air, earth and water. They are circling the compass like an atom. Under the compass is a scroll that reads “Map” and above it a scroll that reads “Elemental Race” Behind it is a star map featuring various constellations. Some of the constellations have labels to denote that they are clickable links to navigate to specific pages on the website. Under the compass are five circular frames so the user can put player icons in them.
A lineart illustration of Olruggio and Qifrey from the manga “Witch Hat Atelier” from the collar up. Olruggio is a thick man with straight short hair and a goatee. He has several ear piercings in his ear. Qifrey is a slender man with short wavy hair and is wearing a set of dangly earrings. He is wearing a turtle neck with the collar open. He is gripping Olruggio's hair while they kiss passionately with tongue.
A sketch of Olruggio and Qifrey from the manga “Witch Hat Atelier”. Olruggio is a thick man with short straight hair and a goatee. He is wearing a loose, low cut billowy long sleeve shirt and skirt. Qifrey is a tall, lithe man with short wavy hair. He is wearing a long sleeve turtle neck with its collar open and a jumper skirt with its sleeve off, hanging at his sides. They are making out passionately. Olruggio is grasping Qifrey’s arm with one hand and his waist with the other. Qifrey is feeling up Olruggio’s chest with one hand and gripping the back of his hair with the other.
A sketch of an anthropomorphic lizard person with a feathery main and a long tail tipped in feathers. They have huge wings on their back and are flying in the air but descending downward. They are dressed in plate armor and in one hand are brandishing a large shield and in the other holding a large halberd.
First image is a comic featuring Qifrey, Olruggio and their Apprentices (Coco, Agott, Riche, who’s holding Brushbuddy and Tetia) from the manga “Witch Hat Atelier”. Qifrey is gesturing flamboyantly while saying “It’s Pride month, girls. You know what that means!” Olruggio, who looks tired, is looking at Qifrey. Riche, Tetia and Agott look confused and Agott replies with “Huh? What?” While Coco looks excited.
First image is a full color illustration of Adam and Ren. Adam is leaning over Ren with his arm wrapped around Ren’s chest and draping the Pansexual pride flag over both of them. Adam is a tall, lanky caucasian man who is wearing a flamboyant glittery outfit with lots of feathers around the collar. Ren is a short, fat, East-Asian person wearing a short sleeve shirt, cargo shorts and a fanny pack. His hair is tied into a bun and they have an undercut. He has multiple facial piercings and is wearing a button with the trans pride flag on it that says “He/Them/Dr.” and a pin on their shirt that is shaped like a planet with the the Non-Binary pride flag colors. Their hand is placed over Adam’s hand that is resting on Ren’s shoulder. Ren is holding a slurpee.
An illustration of an extremely muscular Goliath/ mermaid hybrid standing with a triton slung over her shoulders. She is wearing a helmet with its viser concealing her face, scant clothing, a manica, and rusted chains wrapped around her torso that are attached to an anchor tied to her waist. She has a sharks jaw as a pauldron and barnacles, seashells, coral and seaweed attached to various articles of her armor and clothing. She has long hair, with jelly-fish tendrils in it, tied into a high ponytail. The bottom half of her body is covered in iridescent scales. She is standing on a sunny beach looming over the viewer.
A short single page, two panel, mini comic of a scene from The Sheridan Tapes episode 50 “ In a Handful of Dust “. The first panel shows Amanita, who has mushrooms growing out of various parts of her body, holding Eunice, a small doll in frilly clothing, looming over the silhouette of Chief Morrison, who is kneeling on the floor facing away from the viewer. She has a look of twisted delight and excitement on her face. Behind her is an army of various monsters, including: the mushroom infested corpse of Hericium, a large emaciated creature with a large open mouth, needle-like teeth, long spindly legs, and a long tongue dripping with drool. Some other monsters are the Hat Man, some Fresno Nightcrawlers, and various glowing eyes and smiling mouths behind them in the shadows. Next to her is a speech bubble that reads “Well, hello their Chief.” Eunice the doll is giggling. The second panel is a front view of Chief Edgar Morriosn, a middle aged caucasian man of a bulky build, who is on his knees, looking up at Amanita and clutching the side of his abdomen. He has an expression of terror on his face. There is a line of blood dripping from his mouth. Next to him is a speech bubble, from Amanita, that says “Fancy seeing you here”
A greyscale sketch of Sam Bailey and his dog Russell from “the Sheridan Tapes’. Sam is a lithe, East-Asian man sitting on the floor in just his boxers. He is resting his head on the knuckles of one hand, whose elbow is resting on his knee, while scratching Russell’s head with his other hand. Sam has long, black, straight hair, a closely trimmed beard, lots of beauty marks and moles all over his body, and a set of top surgery scars on his chest. Russell is a fat English Bulldog. He is drooling with his head tilted upward into Sam’s hand. He has a look of pure bliss on his face while Sam has a look of happiness and contentment.
First image is an illustration of Undyne from the video game “Undertale”. She is extremely muscular and has one hand on her hip while she is flexing the biceps of her other arm. She is a muscular, fish-woman. She has healed scars all over her body. Instead of ears she has fins. She has long, red hair tied into a ponytail that trails down past her hips. She has an eyepatch over her right eye and is smiling at the viewer, showing off her sharp, shark-like teeth. She is wearing a loose-fitting, stretched out tank top over a tight bikini top and a pair of jeans.
An illustration in the style of an overhead selfie, of a human woman taking the photo with one hand and holding her Ysoki wife on her lap with the other. The human woman is wearing pants, an open vest and a criss-crossed style halter top. She has warm tan skin and a mohawk with designs shaved into the buzzed side of her head. She has several piercings and is smiling at the viewer. The Ysoki is a short humanoid-rat woman with large ears, white fur with brown spots and a long rat-like tail wrapping around her wife's body. She has a mullet and is wearing baggy, torn clothing. She is holding a beer can with one hand above her head and angrily yelling at someone off screen. They appear to be in a club or bar setting. The human woman is sitting on a bar stool.
An illustration of a changeling rogue, holding a dagger in one hand, pointed at the viewer and a sickle in the other. She has pale, bluish skin, white eyes and long, straight white hair fashioned into an intricate braid. She is wearing leather armor with several belts, buckled and pouches and a hood over her head. She is smiling.
A sketch of an anthropomorphic rabbit person mid-jump holding a staff. They are wearing loose fitting, baggy clothing and a poncho with tassels on its trim that covers his entire body. His long rabbit ears are tucked into the hood of the poncho and they have a simple mask that has been pushed up onto his head to reveal their face. His gloved hands are bloodstained and there are specks of blood splatter on their poncho. They are wearing a dainty necklace that has a pendant in the shape of a bunny. Around them, sheets of paper with charcoal drawings of landscapes on them are flying around.
A chibi style illustration of a woman with short purple hair wearing jeans and a t-shirt with a big heart in its center. She is making peace signs with both her hands and has a big open mouth smile on her face showing off her jagged teeth with sharp canines. Behind her is a giant ball of yarn and hearts.
An illustration of two characters walking through the air. One is a tall, slender male elf with pale skin and white hair. He is in a 3 piece suit with the over coat draped over his shoulders like a cape. He is wearing glasses. He is behind a female elf, his wife. He is gently holding her hands in his, while guiding her through the air. She is a curvy woman in a flowing dress. She has dark, purple skin and long white hair tied into a braid. She has a large statement necklace and feathers adorning her shoulders. She is wearing glasses. She has a look of contentment on her face. Her husband is looking at her with adoration.
A posting for pre-designed D&D characters for sale. The post has a line up of three characters, each listed with the price next to them of “$65” and the artist’s watermark over them. From left to right the characters are: a Triton ranger dressed in kelp camouflage. She is holding a knife and has a moray eel at her side. A dwarven sorceress dressed in opulent clothing summoning flames in her hands. The last character is a human barbarian in scantily clad armor holding a massive, bloody war hammer. The listing also has the artist's name and contact information listed.
A line up of 5 dungeons and dragons characters. From left to right: an elven cleric with dark skin holding a spear and rawhide shield, a dancing water genasi bard wearing a flowing dress playing a stringed instrument, a stout, bearded dwarven sorceress manipulating flames in her hands, a large, menacing human barbarian in scant armor holding a bloody war hammer, and a triton ranger holding a knife, dressed in kelp and seaweed as camouflage. She has a moray eel at her side.
A chibi style illustration of a plant person, they are a journalist and running while holding a notepad with notes on it. They have a gourd for a head with a set of eyes and a single mouth carved into it. They are smiling. Their body is made up of twisting, leafy vines and they have leaves for hair. They have a single vine coming off their head which is holding a pencil. They are wearing a white button up shirt, pants, suspenders, a bow tie and a brimmed hat with a card in it’s band that has the word “PRESS” written on it and a few dandelions on the band as well. They are carrying a messenger bag.
An illustration of Bill, Kate, Sam and Maria from “the Sheridan Tapes” sleeping in a huddle together. Kate, a middle aged Black woman, is sitting propped up against Sam, a scraggly East-Asian man’s shoulder. Sam has his arms crossed and has his back propped up against a wall. Bill, a young athletic Black man, is resting with his head on Kate’s lap with Kate’s coat over him like a blanket. Maria, a short, fat Latina woman is sitting with her legs curled up and leaning against Sam’s other shoulder.
An illustration of an adventuring party in combat poses mid-air. The party consists of a massive minotaur with a flaming flail, a tiefling rogue brandishing two, twin daggers, a tabaxi sorceress wearing a hood, summoning fire in one hand and holding a wooden staff in the other and a humanoid lycanthrope in armor, brandishing a shield and bloody mace. She has a panther pelt around her shoulders and her fangs bared.
An Illustration of an Anthropomorphic Crow-person sitting on a throne of ice, wearing a large fur coat and dripping in opulent, snowflake themed jewelry made of shining stones and diamonds. The crow is looking at the viewer with a sultry look and has one hand raised summoning frost magic.
An Illustration of a colorful anthropomorphic lizard woman, Rose, standing proudly while holding a kite shield and the handle tip of a large battle hammer, the head of which’s maul is resting on the ground by her feet. Rose is a tall athletic anthro lizard person, with asymmetrical horns, a main of black and white feathers that starts from her forehead and trails down her back to the tip of her tail, and has several spines coming out of her head. Her scales have an axanthic pattern. She is wearing a leather jacket with small metal plaits on the chest and arms and a set of pauldrons with her discarded spines poking out of them. She has peacock feather extensions coming down from her head over her left shoulder. Her belts are decorated with canine teeth, furs covered in pigment, feathers and a religious talisman. Her shield portrays a peacock in worn paint that is chipping away. Her hammer has a rugged ruby gem in it’s head. She has red, blue and yellow pigments smeared on various parts of her outfit and body. She has several piercings. On her face she has a crude canine skull painted on.
An illustration of Holga from the movie “Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves”. She is an athletic, barbarian woman with tan skin and dark brown, wavy hair wearing leather and fur armor. She is mid jump, wielding a large battle axe over her head that she is about to swing downward as she releases a fierce battle cry. She is surrounded by flames.
An illustration of a scene from episode 23 of the podcast “the Sheridan Tapes”. The scene is of Bill Tylar, an athletic Black man, and Maria-Sol, a short, fat Latina woman with long hair and glasses, standing, facing the viewer. The room is dark and messy, with moonlight peeking in through the closed blinds. Bill has his arms crossed across his chest with an expression of concern and slight anger on his face. Maria stands behind him holding a prescription pill bottle in her hands with an expression of worry. At the bottom of the image is text reading “Who suffered Sam?” indicating Bill is speaking to someone off screen.
An illustration of Jon and Martin from the podcast “the Magnus Archives” laying on the floor together, with Jon draped over Martin’s body. Martin is a large, white, ginger man flipping through a coffee stained notebook. He is looking back and smiling at Jon, a skinny South-Asian man with scars all over his body. Jon is looking at Martin fondly.
Two separate illustrations: one depicting Kate Sheridan and the other one: Maria Sol from “the Sheridan Tapes”. Kate is a slender, middle aged Black woman with shoulder length curly hair. She is wearing a button up floral blouse, pencil skirt, stockings, high-heels and jewelry. She is sitting on the ledge of something with one foot raised a bit. She is smiling and looking off to the side. Maria is a fat, Latina woman with long wavy hair tied into a high ponytail. She is wearing a sweater, tights, fuzzy socks and glasses. Maria is stretching, with one arm extended while the other is tucked under it to hold it in place. She looks tired.
An illustration of Michael from the podcast “the Magnus Archives” standing holding a bouquet of flowers. He is tall and skinny. With long hair that ends in curls. He has long spindly fingers and is giggling.
First image is a grayscale drawing of a scene of Fearne and Braius from Critical Role episode 102. Brius, a large minotaur man in armor, is cupping the back of Fearne’s neck and healing her. He is looking at her flirtatiously while biting his lower lip. Fearne, a voluptuous fawn woman with a set of rams horns, is looking up at him with admiration while blushing. She is saying “oh wow”. There are sparkles around them.
An illustration of a couple sitting on a couch with their three cats. The couple consists of a man and a woman. The man is bulky and tall with a beard and glasses. He is raising a mug shaped like a pig in the air, out of the reach of one of the cats who is trying to paw at it. The woman is short and stocky with long hair, a side shave and glasses. She is clasping her pig mug with both hands and has her legs crossed, resting on her husband's lap. One cat is splayed out on its back at their feet with its stomach exposed and its tongue sticking out. One is loafing on the arm rest of the couch and the third trying to get the man's drink. The couple is smiling.
An illustration of a Kobold wizard kneeling on one leg holding a tome, with arcane notes around him, summoning energy orbs. The Kolbald is thin, with several spikes and ridges along his jaw and brows. He has two sets of horns coming off the back of his head and a tail with ridges along its spine. He is wearing short sleeve robes, several gold bracelets, arm bands, and horn bands. He has a glowing, multicolored gem around his neck on a necklace. Around his neck is a circular scar with two scars coming off of it plunging downward below his shirt collar, forming a “V”. He is kneeling on one leg with the other raised supporting his tome. Around him on the floor are several pages of notes and in his right hand he is holding a large, old tome open on his knee. In his left hand he is summoning, glowing, purple, orbs with swirling whips inside them. They are casting a purple light on him and the scene.
An Illustration of an anthropomorphic cat man from the chest up. He has his arms crossed over his chest and a look of disappointment on his face. He has graying, scraggly black fur and has white whiskers. He is wearing a patchwork leather overcoat and matching hat. He has several scars all over his body.
An illustration of two individuals standing in front of a car’s headlights on a desert highway. The first individual is a short man in a denim jacket that has a back patch on it that reads “Not Dead Yet” and messy, short, black hair. He has blood splatter all over him and is lighting the other individual's cigarette with fire he is summoning from his burnt fingertips. The other individual is a tall, lithe woman wearing loose flowing clothing and a patterned kimono. She has long, blonde wavy hair and is staring at the viewer with yellow, glowing eyes. She is holding a cigarette in her mouth. She also has blood splatter on her. In the distance a red glow can be seen over a mountain ridge and in the shadows of the side of the highway are several glowing red pin-prick glowing eyes. At the top of the illustration is text reading “Compelled Dual - Desert Song”
An Illustration of a woman standing on rock peaks with her hand extended in the air summoning lightning. The woman is wearing european-style medieval armor. In one hand she is holding a large staff with large angel wings at its head and has her other arm extended into the sky. Lighting strikes down and wraps around her outreached arm. She is looking at the viewer with a look of determination and confidence.
An illustration of Vamooch, a Kalashtar Wizard sitting with his legs crossed while holding his staff in one hand and a playing card between two fingers in his other. Vamooch is a stout humanoid with tan skin, blotchy freckles and thick, wavy hair that is tied into a high ponytail. His right eye is completely green and a small tadpole-like silhouette can be seen swimming in it. He is wearing ostentatious, eclectic clothing consisting of an embroidered billowy shirt that is unlaced in the front, wide legged pants tucked into boots and a patterned military coat that has one sleeve cut off. He is wearing a large statement necklace and bangles. He has a satchel at his side that had a book and scroll attached to it. He is smiling at the viewer with a cheeky expression on his face.
An illustration of a vampire woman in an ornate, satin, red dress on the top of a staircase with a stained glass window behind her. She has her hair up in intricate braids tied into an ornate headdress. She has gold pauldrons and a golden girdle. Her dress had long sleeves and a long train that are trailing down the stairs toward the viewer. She has one hand on her hip and one on her chest. She has a slight smile while looking off to the side.
First image is a triptych Valentine’s day illustration of Bill, Sam and Maria from the podcast “the Sheridan Tapes”. They are all in nice formal wear. Bill is holding a bouquet of flowers and winking at the viewer, Sam is strumming a guitar and singing, Maria is holding a plate with a heart shaped cake on it that reads “Eat your heart out” in frosting on it. The cake has bites taken out and in her other hand she is holding a fork with a bit of cake on the tip.
An illustration of a dragonborn bard dressed in fine, flowing robes and holding a harp made of humanoid bones in one hand and a jagged knife made of glowing blue glass in the other. He has a set of horns on his head that resemble glass and or crystals. He has crystalline ridges coming out of his spine starting from the top of his head reaching down to the tip of his long tail. The horns and ridges are glowing blue just like the glass knife.
An illustration of a statue of Nusemnee, a deity from the game “Dungeons and Dragons” in a niche in a stone wall. She is a snake-woman with a crown of 6 horns holding a dagger to her chest while she looks up in pain. The statue is made of stone and covered in multicolored tile made to resemble scales and brass “jewelry” adornments grafted to her. In her coiled tail are several dull swords and daggers protruding from it, clearly a part of the art piece. The inside of her niche has faded fresco paint that is chipping away and small star sculptures painted gold that are mounted to the stone work. On her person and at the foot of the altar are multiple lit candles and several offerings. On the wall next to the niche is a bougainvillea plant that is growing along the wall with its vines creeping into the niche and wrapping around the statue. Overhead sunbeams are filtering down over the scene.
An illustration of two identical tiefling twins, Bixx and Vhivie. They are both very thin and long. They both have a set of bisected horns and long tails with a trail of fur running down the length of it culminating in a tufted tail at the end. Bixx is mid jump holding a dagger in one hand, they have short messy hair and are wearing tight leather armor with several belts, straps and buckles. Vhivie is to Bixx’s left and is floating in the air. She is wearing an elegant form fitting dress and thigh high boots. She has her long hair pulled back into a half bun and is summoning shadow magic with her hands. The twins are looking at each other and smiling.