Bluesky’s Golf Guy

@cparish.bsky.social

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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.

Strokes gained data for Keith Mitchell
trader joe’s horseradish and chives potato chips
text thread that says best ISCO bets are Stout, Glover, and James
Cristiano Ronaldo statue
bud light limes in a fridge
hot dog with pepper relish and banana peppers
American flag golf pin on a golf course
shot plot of 14th hole at TPC Deere Run showing Ben Griffin made an 8 on a 350-yard par 4.
glass of bourbon on ice in a hotel bar
minor league baseball game
light blue Montreal Expos sweatshirt
black-bellied plover
graphic announcing the retirement of Patrice Bergeron’s No. 37
Shinnecock Hills golf course
bar pizza, a beer, and a Keno ticket
Nine different show descriptions and times for the US Open golf tournament. Shows and times can be found on insidesportsnetwork.com.
taco bell mexican pizza
projector screen in a classroom
crumpin-fox golf course
golf course surrounded by water
dirty mountain dew, which is mountain dew and cream soda
2 hot dogs, one with mustard and the other with peppers and onions
package of Karen Cannon Fire hot dogs
chart detailing radar plot of metrics at Colonial Country Club, with around the green play and driving accuracy as most important metrics.
ad for cinnamon pebbles cereal
Discord screenshots of people praising David Skinns
fake screenshot of Bryson DeChambeau's YouTube page jokingly asking if he can break 80 at the PGA Championship
Golf Galaxy Business card with the name Nick Fuentes, Golf Sales Lead