Colin Bartolome...?

@cpcolin.crappycomic.com

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It doesn't stand for what you think it does he/him

Opening shot of Backrooms
Opening scene of the MST3K movie
A gray tabby with blue eyes, politely sitting on a clipboard on a bar
Consecutive shots from the movie. In the first one, a bedside clock brightly shines "12:08" and some light is spilling in from off-screen onto the wall. In the second one, the clock reads "16:55" and the light on the wall is gone.
Opening scene of Obsession
Station from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Crossword clue of "reclines face-up" with the answer "lie prone"
Jonathan Frakes, telling us we're wrong about the word "chroniton", which Squaredle also rejected
A droplet of soapy water on a tablet screen making interesting fractal shapes
A letter from Senator Alex Padilla, addressed to "Colin Beslolome"
America turns 250: i sleep Canada crashes out of the World Cup they co-hosted on the Fourth of July: real shit
Scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where they make Indy drink the blood of the Kali
Title card for Snowpiercer
Result of the AI Compass test showing I'm way over in the "it's overhyped and bad" corner. The rest is text that screen readers can handle fine.
Marge Simpson doing her "I Shot the Sheriff" routine. The HD upscaled screenshot from Frinkiac has been subtly mussed up, desaturated, scaled down, and scaled back up, to make it look more like the old SD screenshots.
Town Hall meme
Little Girl, a cactus, holding a gun: "Time for a counterattack!" Pokey, her dad, also a cactus, also holding a gun: "Yes!"
Fred from the comic in the OP, shouting "SHUT UP!"
Another Crappy Comic Strip #1056 from June 21, 2006. Two stick figures are facing each other. Fred, on the left, is holding a pennant with a soccer ball on it. Jimmy, on the right, is just standing there. (panel 1) Fred: "Hup, Holland, Hup!" Jimmy: "Laat de lul niet op 't tafel staan!" (panel 2) Fred, annoyed: "Those aren't the words. Stop jinxing Holland again." Jimmy: "I'm not jinxing them. You're jinxing them." (panel 3) Fred: "Hup, Holland, Hup!" Jimmy: "Trek jouw ugly, groen pantaloons af!" (panel 4) Fred, angry: "Damn it! Knock it off!" Jimmy, waving his arms: "Best team to have never won! Best team to have never won! Best team to have never won!" Fred, angry: "SHUT UP!"
Title card of Airplane!
One of Pierce's supercooled containers of semen from Community
Title card of Miss You, Love You
Julie Ertz yelling "Fuck! Sorry!" during a World Cup match
A twin pack of shaving gel where the whole image is blurred aside from the translation "EMBALLAGE DUO"
Squaredle's 2026 Pride puzzle with both "you're" and "gay" highlighted
My 1979 pickup, loaded with a pallet of bottles and an empty IBC
Squaredle rejecting "carfree"
Title card of The Way Way Back
Houseplant with transpiration dripping from the end of a leaf
Squaredle rejecting chode
Me, wearing the shirt from the previous post. I'm doing a kind of "I'm a little teapot" pose at the photographer's suggestion and a Straight Pride flag a different patron gave me is tucked behind my ear
A 2XL pink t-shirt that says "I was straight at Two Broads during Pride month" that has been fringed at the bottom
April O'Neil from TMNT for NES saying "Mitch got caught. Who fights next?"
Sad guy on the bus: "Watching the World Cup on FOX" Happy guy on the bus: "Watching the World Cup on Telemundo"
Kang from TOS looking dubiously at Squaredle rejecting "kang"
Title card for TNG "All Good Things..."
Enterprise title card with battle-damaged ship and the title "It's Been a Wide Choad"
Title card for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which Willie Scott is partially obscuring
Title card of Galaxy Quest
Ending credits, including a "Bartlomiej Palubicki"
Title card of Erupcja
Crossword answer "cream queens", clued as "Show about important women in the dairy industry?" (the puzzle theme was shows with the first letter dropped)
Opening shot of Dune (1980-whatever) but half the screen is still too bright
Undershirt selfie so I look way more ripped than I actually am
Title card for Popeye (1980)
A gray cat, sitting in my yard, looking up to see if I'll throw more treats after it hissed at me
A Windows 95 tip from deathgenerator.com that says "Did you know... dot level is a baby sweetie" and a bunch of buttons that aren't relevant to the bit
Title shot of Marty Supreme
Child Link from Zelda 64 looking shocked because Squaredle rejected "lonk"
Squaredle rejecting lorge
Second Breakfast meme, with the text: We've had one false summit, yes, but what about second false summit?
Opening frame of Sinners
Jeopardy clue that your screen-reader can probably handle
A car parked at a red curb, not parallel, blocking a buffered bike lane
GOB from Arrested Development looking skeptically at Squaredle rejecting "penus"
Title card for Operation Taco Gary's
Jeopardy category "Good Hang"