Chris Ervin

@cpervin.bsky.social

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I’ve seen every Fast And Furious movie at least twice

The Chessmaster from the world of PC Software, looks like he’s down to fuck
a very strange image from a presentation slide in a Softbank Powerpoint about the value of a goose
April -- 1805 Napoleon is master of Europe Only the British fleet stands before him OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
John Romero's Easter Egg Sprite from Doom 2
A majestic black cat on his cat tree in the sun
Poster for the bad Fox sci fi show M.A.N.T.I.S.
Kane & Lynch 2: Dogs Days Metacritic score of 63
Two black cats cuddling in such a way that makes them look like lovers embracing, only they are siblings, so it's like Nabokov's Ada
Llewellyn Sinclair
Poster for the AMC show Lodge 49, which rules
YouTube looking thumbnail with a goofy looking dumbass reading "Uber driver sucked me off??"
Early, insane Michelin Man poster where the famous Man is smoking a stogie and offering his midsection to a family with a flat tire
The Tex Avery wolf
Homer in the episode “Homer the Heretic” shortly before he lights his house on fire: “everyone is stupid except me.”
Picture of Vegeta wearing his pink Badman shirt with the text "I am doing a Badman check-in; I need six Badmen to post, not share, this message to show you are always there if someone needs to talk. Pretty sure I know who will. Let's go gentlemen..."
“We’re all fucked. I’m fucked. You’re fucked… it’s been the biggest cockup ever and we are all completely fucked.” - Sir Richard Mottram, on the occasion of Brexit. I think we are more fucked now
A screenshot of Letterboxd showing that The Two Friends (a competitive advantage) have seen MI: The Final Reckoning
Cover of "Push the Sky Away" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
#141,538 babyeee
The criterion blu ray cover of the film Cure (1997)
the poster to Joe Dante's great Jaws rip off Piranha, produced by Roger Corman, who recently passed away
Two black cats cuddling with each other on a bed
A little nervous bean named Luna
From s7e9 "sideshow Bob's last gleaming" - Col. Leslie "Happy" Hapablap (voice by R. Lee Emery) saying "and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!'
Chris, red from alcohol, showing off his new swim trunks
Cover of Dinosaur Jr.'s album You're Living All Over Me
Dusty and Luna, two black cats, snuggling with each other. Dusty's tongue is sticking out and he looks like a goofus.
William Friedkin
Dusty the black cat half asleep baring his cute little teeth
Dave Meltzer in his office, circa 2013, in his insanely disorganized office.
Missle, a Pomeranian, and a very good dog indeed, from the Capcom game Ghost Trick
Christopher Ervin looking like a cool guy in early 2023
Pitbull in front of a taxidermied bear and clothing inside a Walmart in Kodiak Alaska in 2012.
A photo of two racoons fucking
The cover of Magma’s LP Mekanïk Destruktïẁ Kommandöh
Goku and Piccolo as Chris Tucker and Ice Cube in Friday